CHAPTER 3: DK AND DIDDY DO A DASTARDLY DEED
K. Rool did a very nasty offence by licking a camera in the national bank. He stole moneys and licked the camera lens thoroughly. It was as if his crocodile tongue was as devious as hook doors. K. Rool sped up the ire in his brainy treadmill maliciously. He was savagely clicking through text like a muskrat-booklet. The conifer trees were plotting threats into the Kremling King's big mind of villainous proportions. It was a really hot day because the sun shone shiningly like a bright ball of gas because all gas is toxic when useful ears hear for benefits given to you by your local library, lending easy-to-access books and periodicals and whatnot.
DK and Diddy arrived at the bank and saw K. Rool had the moneys in one claw and the Crystal Coconut in the other. DK roared and performed skyhigh dentistry.
DK's son Wendell ate a papaya and this meant some bad things were about to persist into the open air. The smell of the vegetable combination within fruit was atrocious. Only a refined sports drink would persist.
"I cannot resist this pain!" K. Rool howled as DK punched him so hard that you saw it happen before your very eyes. Then your very I's saw it too because your name has I's in it and they saw it happen with their own eyes. However, if your name does not have I's in it, then you are untitled like the default name of a Microsoft Paint jpeg that you just want to quickly save and don't have time to address properly.
Maybe you can't type as well as your friend Dallas. Dallas is really good at typing. I saw him beat the high score in THE INTERGALACTIC SHOWDOWN.
UNDERTALE
DK and Diddy continued to punch and punch K. Rool until his sharp teeth fell from his face like nectarine death.
K. Rool cradled his face teeth and thought thoughts about the plague of teeth losses. He was a melancholy reptile now.
"You are bested, K. Rool!" DK said triumphantly like a burger bite.
Diddy flexed wholesomely and then thought about how DK's glutes could destroy mountains in utter seconds.
"Thanks for your thought!" DK said to his monkey bro. Thankfully, all dentists are telepathic so that it how this happened. You should know this because it will be on the test next Saturday.
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y
NIGHT!
Keep on dancing
the big one...
HEY!
A man has fallen.
DK and Diddy helps the mans up.
DK and Diddy smile at man and handshake.
The man is now a good friend to monkeys everywhere on DK's domain.
K. Rool was thieving villainy like a scoundrel, that it why his life is failures.
K. Rool will never be in Smash.
Neither will Banjo and/or Kazooie.
Neither will Simon Belmont or Sora or Bayonetta or Minecraft Steve.
The outlaw Josey Wales will make it into Smash though. Sakurai will reveal it tomorrow night at 5.
5 is the fourth number actually.