CHAPTER 2: Luigi's Cool Nose Takes Flight

WHERE IN BUTTZ'S NAME ARE MY TOAD BOOTS?

Luigi cremated the plunger until the wood and rubber congealed, becoming wholly ash in such a poetic fashion.

"I loved that plunger like a brother," said Luigi, scooping the ashes into one of his purple urns of hope and tranquility. Urns reminded him often of bowls of fruit.

"Erosion..." said Yoshi, just, you know... Yoshi-ing around like a good guy!

"Great!" said Luigi. He picked up his nose and placed it back in the "on" position so that his life could resume fulfillment. He flew high into the sky.

He flew around and around and around.

He then got a headache because the air up high was cold and made frosty nose issues for flight. It was like that scene in the first Iron Man movie where Tony does that first test flight and he messes everything up because his brain had yet to expand wider than a cantaloupe.

BOWSER

Luigi

Mario saw his brother scooping the urn contents into the urn with ash and dust from the fiery area. He saw that the ash stained Luigi's gloves and this would mean laundry day would be an absolute pain in the marvelous tuchus.

Luigi eyed his brother with respect and then turned to the ashes before flying off into the sky like a highly-trained soarer who knew how to make proper life choices and spin clocks around the neighbourhood.

".."My eyes!" Mario said, looking. His eyes looked.

Luigi and Yoshi were busy discussing diversionary tactics, so they really couldn't care less about Mario's seeing-things.

Then Mario activated his seeing-things for real this time. He saw atoms and Adams.

"Hi Mario," said one of the Adams.

Mario snarled at the man and begged for some proper nutrition. Adam handed him a candy bar, but Mario was most displeased.

"You offend me!" Mario snapped. He then took of the candy bar and broke it into small pieces under his boot.

"Why is this bad?" asked Adam.

Mario shook his head. "Candy is junky and it will not fill you with happiness for an extended period of time," said the red-hatted man.

Adam nodded and looked up at Luigi's nose adventures. "I want to be just like the Mario Bros. someday, Grandpa..." he said with a chill in his lower left ear.

The twinge of chills made Mario angry. "We must devise a shortcut to Le-Koro."

Luigi nodded from up high. "My nose agrees with you, Bro!"

Mario nodded back and pulled out a peanut. "Batter up! Let's play stinkin' baseball!"