EPIC LOG
Luigi cast his rod into the open sea. He reeled in the biggest fish he had even seen in his entire life. It was quite hefty and weighed almost as much as he did. He wanted to eat it, but he was green-hatted and those with green on their hats may not partake in fish feasts. Only Luigi's purple rival was allowed to consume fishes of all kinds and this was a heinous decision made by the gods, indeed.
Luigi decided to fish some more and he did get more fish eventually. Yoshi and Mario joined him later and they looked at the fish more curiously. Mario had an idea and they all assumed it was grand. Thusly, Luigi bit his knee off and used the patella as bait. Mario was so proud of his little brother's resourcefulness. Luigi was like a Minecraft god.
Yoshi used his tongue to fish and was bit many times on it. Maybe he should have brought a fishing pole like a normal person. But at the end of the day, Yoshi was not a normal person at all; he was a dinosaur. Dinosaurs are extinct, but not Yoshi because he is a special breed that can never die. That is what true immortality teaches us, my friends.
THE END OF IT