[Doppelganger - Gain the ability to turn into anything]
[Slime body - Your body is a slime]
[Presentation! - You have an urge to be on the internet for one reason or another]
Glump (Evil): Created 12 minutes ago.
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It had been a few days later until the channel had actually uploaded something, but it may as well go down in history as one of the most underwhelming introductions a villain has ever made.
"Hm," The grey slime in the video said, not particularly showing off any emotion as being a slime usually does, "Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is working."
The recorder seems to float into the air, staring into the slime and the body and the background, "Hey, I've got a body, cool, right?"
The grey slime then paused for a moment before continuing, "Er, hm, that doesn't vibe with me… Ah, screw it, someone else will come up with a better idea that I can steal."
And then the video abruptly ends.
First video give ideas please
102 views. 1 day ago. 2 likes, 25 dislikes.
Glump (Evil): 7 subscribers.
Comments: 6
JoGoJo: 6 hours ago.
Wtf
Replies: 3
Glump (Evil): 5 hours ago.
Nice to meet you, first commenter, do you have anyone you want dead?
JoGoJo: 5 hours ago.
As I said, wtf?
TOOOOvOO: 3 hours ago
Appears randomly
Asks if you want someone dead
Doesn't elaborate
Leaves
The video was of someone casually walking down a street, the camera simply looking around the environment for a while before focusing on the person holding the camera, seemingly a normal person.
Until he speaks, "So, I'm Glump (Evil). And I see that none of you've given me neat ideas to do. So… I thought blogging might be a cool idea."
The person then walks further down the street before talking again, the camera focusing on him again, but both of his hands were not holding the camera, "So, I was thinking of doing more murder, but like, that's a lot of civilians I would need to clap if I do that route, so like, do you guys have any heroes you guys particularly don't like?"
Glump (Evil) raised his hands in a shrugging manner, "You know, hypothetically, of course.
JoGoJo: 2 hours ago.
Wtf
Replies: 2
Glump (Evil): 53 minutes ago.
Yeah, but who.
JoGoJo: 23 minutes ago.
Wtf.
Ozmodez
Hey bro, you were asking about how villains get away with murder, right?
Fizmadez
Yeah, why?
Ozmodez
Link Here's a link for a video on how they get away with it.
Fizmadez
Yeah sure thanks.
Fizmadez
OZ WHAT THE FUCK.
Ozmodez
LMAOOOOOOOOOO GOTTEM
"Wow! This channel has to be the subject of my next segment! The ratings will be insane!"
Doviro woke up from the place he was sleeping and instinctively pulled his phone out to his little channel he's been raising for the past few days.
...And found his views skyrocketed from about 500 views on his videos, to literally tens of thousands of views.
After a bit of research, it looked like someone relatively famous shouted out his channel… On national news.
And said person was immediately fired for bringing attention to a murderer. But you know, details.
Fortunately, as the #1 rogue that he knows, he's going to milk the shit out of this situation.
As such, he's going to sneak into the sports festival this year which is about in… Oh, two days, how convenient.
And so, there he was, Glump (Evil), casually sitting inside of the stadium, watching the sports festival, going on, recording everything on his phone.
"Wow, isn't this great?" He said, staring directly into the camera, "Outstanding, really."
Glump (Evil) looked at the group of students who finished the first round, particularly at someone wearing a mask, "Huh, that's a weird kid, wearing a maaa-ooooohhh."
Glump (Evil) tensed up a bit before relaxing, looking at the camera, "Hey, Vednis, or like, Shimo Sakura I guess, go fuck yourself. Fight me, you know where and when."
Hanging out at the sports festival (Vednis kys pls)
1,144,312 views. 19 hours ago. 4.02K likes, 139k dislikes.
Comments: 123,032
Glump (Evil): 19 hours ago.
I didn't stutter, Vednis
Replies: 132
TheOriginalStarwalker: 18 hours ago.
Who hurt you bro.
Glump (Evil): 18 hours ago.
Nobody, but I just need Vednis to lose.
Vednis: 25 minutes ago.
I'm going to win. (I haven't watched this anime)
Replies: 3
Glump (Evil): 25 minutes ago.
Lmao no (Follow the person who looks like they're about to get character development.)
Vednis: 2 minutes ago.
How did you reply so fast? (Who)
Glump (Evil): 2 minutes ago
I'm always watching (Iida)
Vednis
The grey rat(?) stared at her heavily, "So, how do you know Glump? And please, don't try lying, we Tsukauchi's quirk is a lie detector, so you won't have anything to gain by doing that."
Vednis contemplated on how to answer this question before saying, "Well, Glump and I are in a multiversal death match where one of us needs to kill each other to become a gamer, which is apparently someone with godlike powers or something. And you're all a part of an anime I knew, but didn't watch, so Glump was telling me some information on where he'll be so we can fight for the first time."
Nedzu sighed, "What a story but-"
"She's not lying, Nedzu," Tsukauchi cut in, "But… I don't know if she's delusional or not. Maybe another quirk?"
Vednis tilted her head a bit, before suddenly materializing an item out of nowhere.
And hit play.
"Ahem, this is Fair and Balanced Incorporated's PvP system explanation-"
"Nope. She's flat out not lying." Tsukauchi said, correcting himself, deeply regretting coming.
So I joined the League of Villains. (Also twitter)
630,552 views. 10 hours ago. 13,602 likes, 65,302 dislikes.
Glump (Evil): Subscribers: 129,502.
Comments: 542
Glump (Evil): 10 hours ago.
Ignore the part where Shigaraki was totally about to kick my ass.
Replies: 67
Light_Fox_1: 9 hours ago.
I can't believe I trusted you enough to not join a big gang to murder more people.
Glump (Evil): 9 hours ago.
"I trusted you"
Well that's your first mistake.
Real_Glump_(Evil)
If you guys turn on the news right now, you'll see Hosu on fire, and I'm about to get into a fight. I'll post the fight later.
Real_Glump_(Evil)
I got my ass kicked. I'm not posting that shit.
"Glump-"
"Doviro." Doviro cut in, correcting Shigaraki.
"You piece of shit," Shigaraki corrects himself, "how did you lose to some school kids? You can kill dozens of heroes, but can't kill 4 kids alongside the hero killer?"
Doviro raised 2 tentacles in a shrug like fashion, "Dude, that girl was built different."
Shigaraki was physically taken back by my statement, "BUILT DIFFERENT?! I'M GOING TO-"
"Tomura." All for One's voice called out from the monitor.
Shigaraki stopped immediately, "I'm sorry, sensei…"
"That being said," All for One continued, "It is quite depressing you cannot kill a single child. I'm sure this won't happen again, yes?"
Doviro gave a thumbs up, "Yep, most definitely, will not happen again."
"Good, then you may continue."
It would later happen again.
"Hey Glump! Your videos are garbage!" shouted Miruko in the middle of their battle.
Doviro got mad.
Miruko fanfiction reading by Miruko.
Views: 2,592,007. Likes: 50K. Dislikes: 300K
Glump (Evil): Subscribers: 1,392,001.
Comments:
RabbitFan
I never knew I wanted Miruko to start reading out loud shitty fanfictions of herself and Y/N, but now that I have it, life is good.
Villain Enjoyer
"And Y/N screamed out 'harder'" but in a totally monotone voice really spoke out to me, and I think this ties in to how society has progressed over the thousands of years we've existed.
"Hehe, hey, Rumi-"
"Hawks, I need you to shut up for a moment."
"But there's some totally great lines in there-"
"Shut. Up."
"But your rank is going up!"
"I know. That's the worst part."
"I'm so jealous of you, Dovvy!" Toga whined, lying down on one of the tables inside the bar.
Doviro looked at her for a moment before asking, "You're going to have to elaborate there, Toga."
Toga rolled over to her stomach, "You can just turn into anyone you love! I have to get close to them and stab them and suck their blood and…"
"Alright, hold up there," Doviro interrupted, "I get the point, but like, don't you like that part?"
Toga gave an eh sound, "Yeah, but every time I usually do that, I never have as much blood as I want to have. Your quirk is basically just a better version of mine," Toga pouted.
Twice raised his hand from across the room, "Your quirk is just ours but slightly worse! No! It's a lot better than mine!"
Doviro paused for a moment before giving in, "Yeah, I'm you. But You're all probably capable of kicking my ass anyways."
"You killed Crust, though, we can't do that," Compress pointed out.
"It's not my fault Crust didn't realize I could summon lightning out of portals to kill him."
"How did you do that though?"
"Trade secret."
OminousLatinChanting
Is it weird that I ship Vednis/Glump like it's just good enemies to friends to lovers material.
AnimeProtagonistTheme
Yeah it is weird to ship like a 14 yr old kid with a villain.
OminousLatinChanting
Damn. What about a Vednis & Glump friendship.
AnimeProtagonistTheme
Why tf would they be friends? Glump is literally telling the kid to kys.
OminousLatinChanting
Yeh but why is he doing that? Think of their history. Why he hates her, and how-
AnimeProtagonistTheme
No. Touch some grass.
Lightning Fan
When could Glump suddenly shoot out lightning? I thought his quirk was the transforming thing?
WCP
Same reason why Vednis can do the ice thing even though her quirk should be summoning that bow and shooting the magic arrows with it.
Bullshit quirk evolutions.
Lightning Fan
That doesn't explain anything?
WCP
That's the point.
"Dabi gets to be the leader"
"Why not me? I've been here longer!"
"Dabi looks more responsible than you, Doviro."
League of Villains attack U.A again! Is U.A incapable of defending their students?
X
League of Villains kidnap student!
X
Is U.A really safe?
Real_Glump_(Evil)
Why is it always 'is u.a weak?' when it should be 'is LoV strong?'
Also in other news, Katsuki Bakugou (kid that got #1 at 1st years sports festival) is chilling here. If I said he was cool, I'd be lying.
Real_Glump(Evil)
HE BIT ME I CANT DEAL WITH THIS
"Oh! Vednis! Bold of you to come straight out into the open like this!"
"I'm going to kick your ass."
"UNITED STATES OF SMASH!"
Where we are.
5,392,602 views. 47K likes, 502K dislikes.
Glump (Evil)
The video started out with Glump simply on a couch, his body positioned still, before he sighed and said, "Look, I wanted to call it ggs here and said that I won but like…"
Glump laid flat on the couch, "Look, all I'm saying is that it's kind of bullshit that Vednis can pull that deus ex machina bullshit out of nowhere, you know? I'm beating her one moment, and then like 6 other kids come help her?"
Glump then continued, slowly sliding off the couch and onto the floor, "And then All Might was on the verge of being defeated, but I think All for One- Actually, do you guys know his name? His name is All for One, er, anyways, I'm pretty sure he lost that intentionally. Especially considering his quirk, but I probably shouldn't tell you that part."
Glump then raised a grey flag out of his body, "By the way, we're all homeless now because our sponsor got arrested, not that we're any weaker, but like, I did kind of enjoy having one solid base."
"Dovvy! Watcha doing?" A girl's voice came from beyond the screen.
"Complaining to the world!" Glump yelled back.
"Can I join?"
"Sure, anyways, here's Himiko Toga…"
Comments:
Glump (Evil)
Exposition dump by the way.
Replies:
JoGoJo
Wtf.
Glump (Evil)
Never change, JoGoJo.
SpamsyourEmails
Watching Glump's videos that has the LoV in them really shows how boring Glump actually is.
Glump's like 'omg i'm getting my ass kicked by some 14 year old reee' vs Toga's based 'I just want to live the way I want to.'
Or even Shigaraki's chad 'i really just want to destroy shit' mindset is much more interesting to watch than Glump's… Idk what he does, actually, he does history, comedy, pranks, and it's all random af.
Clown
Wait a minute.
Clown
You're right wtf.
This MF
1,985,682 views. 5 hours ago. 44k likes. 72k dislikes.
Glump (Evil)
Comments:
Glump (Evil)
RIP Magne, you'll be missed. I never fully understood how your quirk worked, but I'll always remember you for maybe a few weeks.
Replies:
Demorepo
I can't believe that the nicest person in the group of villains died. Who could've seen this coming?
Stent
Bro one of their guys literally just died, I know they're villains but don't make yourself a target dude.
AAAAAAA
Revenge arc when?
Magic
Wait, will Compress be ok too? Lost an arm from that…
"I want Kurogiri, Twice, and Glump." Overhaul stated clearly, calmly staring ahead at Shigaraki.
Shigaraki looked irritated, "Twice, Toga, and Glump. You can't have Kurogiri."
"Toga is completely useless when Glump has the superior quirk." Overhaul rebutted, annoyed that Shigaraki wouldn't budge.
Shigaraki raised an eyebrow, "Aren't you supposed to be anti-quirk?"
Overhaul didn't reply, glaring at Shigaraki's comment.
"Twice, Toga, and Glump. Final offer or I'm out."
Overhaul sighed, he supposed he'll have to do this the slow way.
"Give me Compress as well, and we have a deal."
"Tch, fine."
And so here Doviro was, stealthing around Overhaul's compound, looking for things to do.
And here he finds an extremely unguarded door that says "do not enter without permission."
And so, he enters the room without permission because hey, you only live once. (Well, he did die that one time, but that doesn't count.)
And finds a white girl with a single horn on her head.
Doviro pauses for a moment, before taking his phone out.
This'll get a load of attention.
What to do with this girl?
Comments:
TheMan
Glump wtf where did you find this trauma-ridden girl?
Glump (Evil)
In a yakuza hideout.
TheMan
Wtf the fuck. Save her, moron.
"Doviro."
"Trust me Shigaraki, this was the best option possible."
"Overhaul's pissed, you didn't even take the girl, and now Compress, Toga, and Twice are super restricted now. At least leak the damn coordinates of the base, dipshit. "
"...Yeah, I'll do that."
One thing leads to another, and in the end, Overhaul gets arrested, the league gets the quirk erasing bullets, and everything went exactly as canon went. And despite Doviro's best efforts to at least grab Eri, Vednis showed up out of nowhere and kicked his ass for what must've been the fourth time, preventing Doviro from changing anything.
While he was livestreaming the raid.
Nobody let him down on that.
But he got over it, and while casually dwelling in a random alleyway, looking for people to recruit to the league, (Shigaraki thought his channel would be useful in recruitment and that's the moment he realized that Shigaraki doesn't actually watch most of his stuff too much,) something odd happened.
If Hawks appearing out of nowhere to stand right in front of him was considered just odd.
Doviro paused and looked at himself for a moment, confirming that, yes, he was not in a disguise because he was a dumbass, looked at Hawks again, and asked, "...What do you want?"
And then Hawks gave a bright big smile, "See, I want to join the League of Villains!"
…
Wait a minute.
"...Ask Da-" Wait a second, Dabi wasn't on recruitment duty because he's on recruitment duty…
Ah.
"...Yeah, why?" He asked instead.
Hawks, still smiling, gave the worst reply he could've given if he wanted to keep his occupation as a spy hidden, "Well, the league's goals and ambitions really resonate with me, and I want to have a hand in helping you create it!"
Doviro paused and went through every memory in his brain trying to figure out what the league's 'goals and ambitions' were right now. Was it the recreate society thing? Wait, the live the way they wanted to thing?
Instead, Doviro replies, "Yeah, sure… I'll let you join if you just let me record you."
And that's how Hawks and Doviro ended up filming Hawk's retirement together.
And so, there he was, standing in front of Glump's floaty magical camera, about to crash his career into the ground in order to catch a group of villains that's been terrorizing the nation.
Still, that didn't make him any less worried that this'll all lead to nothing and end up a net negative for him, that being said, Glump does seem to treat his friends in the league well, so becoming his friend would obviously be the best option, which was why he was here.
That being said…
"So, Hawks, you want to tell the world on why you want to join a group of villains despite being the #2 hero?"
He sometimes really hated his job.
Hawk joined the LoV lmaoooo
19,693,227 Views. 18K likes, 193K dislikes.
Glump (Evil): 5M subscribers.
Comments:
Glump (Evil)
Cope, seethe, mald, hawk fans.
Replies:
Hawk fans
HAWKS WOULD NEVER DO THIS THIS IS A LIE
Glump (Evil)
Cope, seethe, mald.
Hawks (Official)
Cope, seethe, mald lmao.
Sentimental sounds
WAIT THAT'S THE ACTUAL HAWKS ACC WTF
Glamp
LMAO HAWKS ACTUALLY JOINED LOOK AT HIS TWT
Hawks_Official
So I joined the LoV, here's the video about it. Link
Miruko_Official
HAWKS?! WE WERE LITERALLY BEATING GLUMP UP TOGETHER NOT EVEN A FEW MONTHS AGO?!
Hawks_Official
Lol sorry not sorry
TheOriginalStarwalker
I think I've been left out of the loop and it's pissing me off.
The HPSC president took one look at their phone.
And banged their head as hard as they possibly could on their desk, wishing Hawks remembered this was supposed to be a 'covert' operation.
Ozmodez
Hey fiz?
Fizmadez
Yeah I saw.
Fizmadez
OZ WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SEND ME ALL THOSE MONTHS AGO?!
Ozmodez
LMAO I DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD GET SO BIG
Fizmadez
WELL LOOK AT HIM NOW
Ozmodez
WHY ARE YOU BLAMING THIS ON ME?!
"So, Glump, when do I get to meet the rest of the gang?"
"Oh, that? Uh… I'll get back to you on that, for now, enjoy villainy for a while."
"...Eh?"
"Greatanywayseeyoulaterhehe"
"...Huh?"
Shigaraki glared at Doviro.
Doviro stared back.
"Look, it was HAWKS asking to join, how could I decline the chance to mess with him?" Doviro said sheepishly, not really wanting to die to Shigaraki, yet failing to give him a single reason to not kill him.
Shigaraki's expression… Softened somehow, however, "Well, if Hawks let his reputation be destroyed like that, he must be a pretty all in sort of spy, or he actually wants to join… Ugh, let him tag along with you on other stuff, don't let him near us until you're totally sure he's not a spy."
Doviro, contemplating this for a moment, needed to ask, "So, I'm still allowed to hang around the league?"
Shigaraki blinked at Doviro, "Sure, make sure you aren't followed."
Doviro can't believe it, Shigaraki actually somewhat cared for his well being, this might be the greatest day of his life.
Vednis woke up, took a look at the internet, and went back to sleep.
Doviro was insane and she wasn't paid enough to deal with this. She should've been matched up with some other player to fight against.
...At least Doviro hasn't won a single one of their matches yet. She takes in some small comfort in knowing she probably won't lose.
Annnnnnd Gigantomachia is level 150, outstanding.
And turning into All for One simply makes him angrier, outstanding.
Welp, I guess I'm delegated to distraction for this fight.
Deika city attacked!
X
Deika city doesn't need any heroes!
X
Villains taken down by civilians at Deika!
Hawks looked at Doviro suspiciously, "So, Deika was from you, right?"
Doviro waved it off, continuing to stare at the body bag containing Best Jeanist, "Eh, you'll find out in a week. By the way, I can tell you haven't actually killed Best Jeanist, you know. What if I turned into Dabi and lit this on fire?"
Hawks shrugged casually, "Then I guess he'll die?"
Doviro stared at Hawks for a moment.
Turned into Dabi.
And lit Best Jeanist on fire.
Hawk's petrified expression was the 2nd best thing he's seen this week. He's totally getting invited to the… PLA thing. It's not like he can do much now anyways.
SHIGARAKI HAS THE DRIP
Comments:
DripGoku
This entire video is basically Glump geeking over Shigaraki's suit and collar thing and Shigaraki casually going 'i fucking hate this outfit'
Sohereweare
Okay I have to say Shigaraki does look pretty good but where the hell are they? Some kind of evil lair?
HahaHa
Hey! I think this is the first time we've seen Hawks with the rest of the LoV! They're all sort of staring at Hawks weirdly too. What's up with that?
Glump_(Evil)
I've made a terrible mistake introducing Hawks to Twice.
Pally
Context please?
Glump_(Evil)
They haven't stopped talking to each other in 2 hours. I don't even know what they're talking about at this point. Toga tried to enter the conversation but the way they were talking, she just gave up and said boys will be boys.
Glump_(Evil)
I asked if she understood any of it, and she tried to stab me.
Everything was on fire, this was not good. He was livestreaming the whole thing because he'd been livestreaming uno with Compress and Toga, but other than that, not good.
Doviro narrowly managed to get Twice out of Hawk's deathgrip alive, and regrouped with the rest of the league before meeting her again.
Vednis.
And so, like every other time they've met, they started to fight.
Lightning shooting past arrows, knives being blocked by ice, other heroes being blocked out by the amount of power being output by some random slime thing and one schoolgirl.
Until in the end…
Vednis fell victim to a common trick called shooting someone and then going behind and stabbing them.
As the notification of Doviro winning their PvP match rang out, everyone in the area paused for a split second in awe.
"Wait, I did it?" Doviro muttered, still not believing that despite his previous track record, he'd actually managed to kill Vednis.
"He did it?" Muttered Compress, not believing that the lovable idiot named Doviro would actually be able to kill his rival.
"He did it." Stated many people around the globe, watching the uno live stream before everything dissolved into chaos, still in disbelief in what they saw.
"...He did it." Blankly uttered Shigaraki, still slightly confused from being awoken from his sleep.
And then the world froze, some developer showed up, gave him some congratulations, gave Doviro the rewards, revived Vednis, and then left.
Doviro stared at Vednis for a moment, took a look at the area around him, and decided to choose violence.
Glump_(Evil)
GG NO RE LMAOOOOOO
[A picture of Vednis being covered by Doviro. Vednis still has her mask on, but she's still visibly upset.]
JoGoJo
Wtf
An:
I would've finished this days ago, but then…
I played a few games of civilization and some terraria, and bam, my entire week just disappeared! I was planning on writing a good bunch this week, and then those 2 games took up hours of my time!
Smh my head. At least I can finish this before Monday, even if I feel as if I want to do a little more with Doviro, but I think he belongs in the same box as Zavvox (Other OC), gone, but not forgotten.
Well, either way, I hope you enjoyed this 4k word disaster (Which is somehow still lower than chapter 10 of 'is this fair and balanced? Absolutely not!' which had about 6k words, but to be fair most of that was in mostly meaningless stats)
[Social media fics are my favorite type of fics but writing them is awful, even without all of the fancy formatting things some gods do on Ao3. I salute anyone who does social media fics as their main fics because I cannot imagine a world where I'd do that]
[Quick re-read shows a lot of things I want to redo or put things in because I progressed to point A to point B too fast, but it's 1am here, I need sleep.]