Chapter 1

Nidhogg, the gigantic serpent that threatened to destroy the Yggdrasil, was about to fulfill his destiny. The only thing he needed to do was to go down a bit further and destroy the roots of the Yggdrasil.

The ruler of Yggdrasil, Toyota Corolla, was very frustrated, since one of his best servants betrayed him. He ordered everyone – every living being in Asgard, Jotunheim, Alflheim, Svatalfheim, Midgard, Niflheim, and Glast Heim to destroy Nidhogg. But it was no use. Every effort they've done is nothing but futile.

The Asgard gods' supreme powers ony stung Nidhogg. Not even the greatest 5 gods; Mercedes-Benz Esixhundered, Audi Aeate Turbodiesel, Biemdoubleyou Sevenfortyfive-Elay, Maybach Sixtytu and Lexus Elesforterty can defeat Nidhogg.

The Jotunheim giant's strength was nothing to Nidhogg. The greatest 5 giants; Pokemon, Digimon, Hondana Accorda, Beyblade, and Batelbidaman couldn't stand a chance against him. Even the Alf elf's magic powers are no effect against him. Not even DOTA, PRO, Tantra, Yurisrevenj, and Quattro Audini can dispel his magic.

The people of Niflheim were almost at extinction, and the great 5 perservered, but were killed in the end. RIP Pasta, Chicharon, Crispipata, Crimof Asparagus, and Vanilla Icecrim.

All the people of Midgard were nothing to Nidhogg. Camary Tyota tried his best, but not even he nor Sentra Nisanatsu could defeat him.

Many have tried, like the great 5 – Starex Hyundana, Viose Tyota, Britney Spears, Subishi Eltrihundred, and Prado Tyota could defeat Nidhogg.

Everyone tried to join forces to defeat Nidhogg, but it didn't work.

But when all hope was lost, someone from Midgard stood forth, wielding a large sword with a blade, glowing in a holy-blue color aura called 'the sword of Stan Marsh'. That person is the 1st chosen one, his name was Escarg Veel. He is also the creator of the extremely rare and delicious Carbonara.

He screamed to Nidhogg offensively and courageously.

"I'm gonna slay you, you nigga bitch! You've destroyed worlds and kingdoms, killed tone of people and shit, and destroyed structures as if they're a pile of crap, well that's ok for me, but destroying my 1st ever Carbonara dish, that's too much to bear, even though I still hold the recipe!"

Nidhogg riposted back, greatly offended by the nigger talking blabbing at him.

"So what you puissant dumb hick puissant peckerwood jerkwater white-trash bitchy asshole! I want to fucking commit suicide because I haven't eaten that fucking eagle that keeps flying around for billions of years already!"

"So what if you're fucking hungry, you nigga bitch! I'm going to kill you for destroying my first-ever Carbonara dish!"

Escarg Veel then wielded his mighty sword, and staved Nidhogg in the heart, then sprinkled lots of Bacon Rasher at his wound to intensify the pain and inhibit his strength. Nidhogg screamed in pain, and it was so painful that Nidhogg fell into a deep slumber. After all that brouhaha, everyone was tacit. They surveyed the damage that Nidhogg did. Everyone was sad, but happy. Nidhogg was slain, now they can pick up their losses and start again their normal lives after all that brawling.

After 2 years of rebuilding, the Yggdrasil universe (1) was back to normal. Everyone celebrated and partied all day long. However, it seems that Escarg Veel, the chosen one who killed Nidhogg, died after having a severe allergic reaction to Carbonara. Doctors autopsied the body and found out that bacon rasher was the cause of death. But no one cared anyway.

But what they didn't know was that Nidhogg was only in a deep slumber. For 250,000 years, Nidhogg was asleep while everyone led normal lives.

Until he woke up.