Yoku: WHOOT-NESS! I'M FINALLY DONE WITH THIS STORY! (does a victory dance)
Mokuba: (looks at her) You may be done but the readers haven't read it yet.
Yoku: Oh yeah… Well anyways… I AM REALLY REALLY REALLY SORRY FOR THE LONG UPDATE! I had writer's block and I wanted the last chapter to be even funnier.
Joey: It's not right I say!
Kaiba: Shut up you!
Yoku: ENOUGH YOU TWO! Geez men…
Kaiba and Joey: (glares)
Yoku: Come come you two (waves at the two duelists) Introduce the new chapter.
Kaiba: (mumbles) Lazy…
Joey: Yoku does not own Yu-Gi-Oh or us. THANK GOD FOR DAT! (throws hands in the air)
Others: (shakes head)
Warnings: A bit OOC
Notes: Use your imaginations when needed in this chapter, which I think you won't need too… Oh and sorry for the bad spelling and grammar as well, I'll get it fixed in the future… maybe…
Chapter 12: No, I'm Seto!
(Recap: Seto Kaiba has just arrived at the park, seeing his double. What horrible actions will they face?)
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!"
Joey and Mokuba froze. The fangirls looked up then climbed off of Joey and backed away. The group of girls was looking back and forth at the two identical Kaibas. Sanyu stood next to Mokuba who, by the way, stepped away from his brother. Both the boys and girls stood a few feet away, looking on.
Kaiba clenched and unclenched his fists glaring at… well 'himself'. Joey just stood there with a shocked and sort of frightened expressing flowing on his face.
'Run… Must run…' he thought to himself but he couldn't seem to move, his feet stayed firmly planted on the ground. Joey mentally cried.
'Just who the hell is this poser…?' the real Kaiba thought seething.
The wheels in his head started to turn. His dark blue eyes narrowed thinking this scene through with a clear head.
- Flashback five minutes ago -
"Uh…" sweat began to form. "Jo—Joey… you could stop pretending now…"
- End Flashback -
He snapped his fingers together. 'If Mokuba said that, then…' he flashed back again.
- Flashback -
"Hmm…" he narrowed his eyes while squatting down in his bedroom floor. The CEO lifted up a discarded shirt and examined it. 'A white t-shirt with a light blue block in the center and at the neck line and sleeves…' he thought. "Looks familiar…" he mumbled, eyebrows knitted together.
All of a sudden Joey Wheeler's face popped up in his head causing his eyes to widen. "There is no way in hell that the damn mutt was here!" he stood up dropping the shirt.
- End Flashback -
"Wheeler!" he shouted pointing at him.
Joey cringed and looked at the corner of his eyes towards the girls then at Mokuba and Sanyu and back at Kaiba.
'Damn it… I can't get out of this…' he looked back over at the girl's who was silently talking amongst themselves.
He imagined if they found out that he was posing as their 'precious' Seto, he was going to be torn apart for acting. He shuttered and did the most imaginable thing he could think of.
"Where!" he shouted looking around a hand shading over his eyes.
Kaiba clenched his fist, a bit red in the face showing his anger at the boy. "Don't you dare give me that crap Wheeler!"
Joey made a face with his hands on his hips. "How dare you accuse me as being that mutt Wheeler!" he pointed mentally crying. 'I can't believe I said dat…'
'I can't believe he said that,' Mokuba thought watching them.
"Hey Mokuba…" Sanyu nudged him pointing at the Kaiba with the white trench coat. "Is that… I mean… I'm confused…" he rambled.
Mokuba remained silent.
Joey watched Kaiba stalk towards him, fists by his side. Kaiba took hold of Joey's front shirt glaring at him in his blue brown eyes.
Kaiba face faulted, staring in his disoriented eyes. "Were you wearing contacts?" he paused shaking his head, "Never mind!"
The girls heard him shout then huddle back together to have a private conversation about the two Kaibas.
"Just who is that other person?" Li asked.
The other girls looked at her.
"Who knows," one of them shrugged.
Kiko tapped a finger against her chin. "I'm thinking it's an imposter…" she replied a strange glint in her eyes.
They paused and broke away for a second to stare at the Kaibas, they quickly huddled back.
"How can he be an imposter? He's so cute!" Michelle and Sarai both awed.
The others thought this over and nodded as well.
Mokuba and Sanyu sauntered over towards them hearing a bit of their conversation—in other words they were eavesdropping.
The two boys backed away form the mob of fangirls to have their own conversation.
"Do you think that girl is right?" Sanyu asked.
Mokuba froze. He brought a hand behind his head and nervously laughed. "Wh—what do you mean?"
"About the tall guy being an imposter…"
'He must mean Seto…" Mokuba thought looking at his brother who was currently shaking Joey. 'I gotta do something!" he screamed. He looked back at the girls. 'If they found out that it wasn't really Seto that was here…' he swayed as he began to think about the consequences.
- Day Dream -
"WHAT! A FAKE!" the girls screamed.
"How dare you lie to us, you imposter!" both Ashley and Jessica shouted.
"Mokuba, help me!" Joey pleaded being hung on a cross after being caught by the girls.
Mokuba stepped forward to him but his brother pulled him away.
"No Mokuba… leave him… That scoundrel deserves to be punished…" Kaiba replied walking away while pulling his little brother.
- End Day Dream -
'Joey…' he cried. 'I gotta do something,' he balled a fist. He quickly thought and did the most unthinkable idea he could ever thing of; he gave out a fake cry. "Oh no!" he slurred catching everyone's attention especially his brother. "What's Seto's evil twin, Seta, doing here!" he badly acted pointing at his 'real' brother.
"What!" everyone thought.
Joey blinked eye-wide while Kaiba let him go. Everything was silent; a slight breeze and a tumble weed passed by and everything went into motion again.
Everyone's thoughts:
Fangirls' thoughts: Kyaa! No way! A twin!
Mokuba's Friends' thoughts: Whoa a third Kaiba! Awesome!
Sanyu's thoughts: I didn't know Kaiba had a twin much less an 'evil' twin at that…
Kaiba's thoughts: Mokuba! What the hell do you think you're doing! You're in a lot of trouble for lying and bringing that dog into my room!
Joey's thought's; mentally crying: Nice save Mokuba, but your dead meat now…
Mokuba's thoughts; mentally crying as well: I'm dead…
End of thoughts…
"Kyaa!" the fans screamed breaking the boys' train of thought.
"I get Seto's 'evil' twin!"
They all shoved and pushed.
"No I do!"
"Marry me!"
"Seto!"
"I love you Seto! Seta!"
The girls came charging towards them with their arms out and hearts in their eyes.
"Yahh!"
"Ahh!"
A big dust cloud consumed them. When the dirt cleared all six girls were clinging on to them.
"Get off of me!"
"Yahh! Don't touch me dere!"
"Mokuba!" both 'Kaibas' shouted.
The grey blue eyed boy scratched his cheek, 'Opps… I think I made it worse…' He looked at his friends but was surprised to see they weren't standing where they previously stood. "Where did they…" Mokuba drifted but got his answer when he saw Sanyu pointing.
He followed his eyes to where he was pointing and sweat-dropped when he saw his four friends with the group of fangirls, bothering the heck out his brother and Joey.
"Ahahahaha! Katrina check this out!"
"HAHAHAHA!" Joey laughed tears sweeping out of his eyes.
"He's ticklish!" Ruby smiled.
"N—no! Stop it!"
She just laughed.
We hear Kaiba shouting. "Girl, get off of me!"
"Noogie!" Kiko shouted rubbing the CEO's head of hair.
"AHH!"
The two boys looked on sweat-dropping and cringing at the same time.
"Umm… Mokuba… I think…"
"Yeah… I know…"
"The why aren't—"
The black haired boy looked at him. "Do you want to go in there with those crazed rabid girls?" Sanyu shook his head. "Exactly…" he looked away from him.
…
"Girls are scary…" Sanyu shuddered.
"Agreed…"
- + -
Back with Wheeler and Seto, Kaiba had enough. The screams, the clinging and touching was getting to him as he began to explode.
"ENOUGH!" he shouted.
He took hold of Joey's neck-line and sprinted away, breaking 'the chain' of girls. When passing by Mokuba, he grabbed him by the wrist, while the younger Kaiba grabbed Sanyu and the boys ran off deep into the park.
"Ahh! They're getting away!" Ella shouted.
"After them!" Li cried.
The group of fangirls and friends ran after the four boys.
…
Kaiba ran and ran. Running left then right, trying to loosed sight of the girls. Mokuba and Sanyu ran along as well trying their hardest not to trip since Seto had a grip on Mokuba and he had his grip on Sanyu.
"Se—Seto… you could stop ru—running now…" Mokuba panted.
The young man ceased his action, going into a full stop. The younger Kaiba let loose of Sanyu as he fell on his bottom, trying to catch his breath. As for Joey, he was holding on to the front of his neck-line, being chocked, turning a bit blue.
"C-can't br-breathe…" he chocked.
Kaiba, upon hearing the, loosed his hold as Joey fell forward taking a deep breath. A hand on his throat; he quickly jumped back up having to have his breath back and attacked Kaiba.
"Ya could've grabbed me on the arm or somethin' Rich boy!" he shouted trying to head lock him, but the CEO swatted him away.
"I'm surprise your still alive, mutt." Kaiba glared at him. "But no worries…" he cracked his knuckles, "you won't be alive when I'm through with you…"
"Seto…" Mokuba whined.
His brother glared down at him. "And you, you're not off the hook after pulling this stunt.
The little boy gulped.
Sanyu crossed his arms with a confused look on his face. "I'm confused…"
His small friend opened his mouth to explain but the use to be blonder got to it first.
"I'm not Se—Kai—"
Mokuba clamped a hand over his mouth, by jumping to his height and placing an arm around Joey's neck to make his stay in place, causing the duelist to bend over.
"Seto… what the heck are you talking about," he laughed nervously.
Kaiba narrowed his eyes at him leaning over in his direction. "Mokuba, what the hell are you doing?" he harshly questioned.
Mokuba placed his other arm around his brother, causing him to bend over as well. "Seto, if he found out… who knows, he might get tortured by those girls or even worse… the media…" he whispered.
The eldest Kaiba thought his over, his eyes suddenly widened at the thought of the media showing up and telling lies about him and his life.
'Damn… he has a point…' he looked at his brother, pulled him down so that his feet were on the ground as the little Kaiba released Joey. "You may have a point little brother, but I want you to fix this…" he poked him on the forehead.
"Now?" his brother asked rubbing his forehead.
"Yes…"
"But…"
"Now Mokuba… When those idiotic girls aren't looking or whatnot, you got it?"
The little boy nodded his head in understanding.
"Yea… Um… sorry ta interrupt but dose girls are comin', ya know…" Joey finally spoke up again.
Kaiba and Mokuba looked at him then back at one another as they nodded. "Hide…"
- + -
"Seto! Seta!" cried the girls
"Mokuba!" cried the other girls.
"Where of where did our little black haired boy go!" sang Ruby. "OH and Tori!"
"Would you shut up about that dumb bird already!"
"NO NEVER!"
Ella swung her arms down in a tired motion. "Why… why did you run…?"
Sarai back stepped, "Maybe he ran because he saw your ug—"
The green-eyed girl grabbed her. "Don't you dare! Maybe he ran away because he saw your—"
"Shut up! Killing each other won't help…" Jessica pulled them away while they 'humph' at one another.
Ruby walked around the clearing with her arms behind her back, Katrina following her.
"Come out come out where ever you are Mokuba!" she shouted walking around a big tree.
The other girls sweat-dropped at her action.
"What are you doing?" Katrina bravely asked her friend.
"Trying to find Mokuba duh…" she gave her a 'duh' look. "MOKUBA!" she yelled cupping her hands around her mouth looking up at the tree.
The girls sighed as Kassandra dragged her friend away. "Come on, you… Obviously they're not in this area…"
"Hide and Seek! Hide and Seek!" she chanted, everyone sweat-dropped.
The tree blew down leaved when the girls left. Seto Kaiba, Joey Wheeler, Mokuba Kaiba, and Sanyu sat on top of one of the branches sweat-dropping as well.
"That girl is crazy…" Kaiba mumbled from below Joey.
"Now what?" Joey asked relaxing a bit. His brown hair disarranged. "I don't wanna live in dis tree foreva…"
The three looked at him.
"It won't be forever Wheeler…" Kaiba glared at him. "If only this didn't happen, we wouldn't be in this mess."
Joey looked down at him, glaring as well. "Yes well, if only you kept your promise ta Mokuba I wouldn't be here."
"My promise… Wheeler I suggest that in the future you mind your own business…"
"You mind your business Moneybags."
"That didn't even make any sense," he said.
"That di—I mean—SHUT UP!" Joey shouted.
The three boys sweat-dropped.
The wind blew, everything was silent, and Seto Kaiba was silently cursing to himself. Joey's eyes wandered and Mokuba sat on a limb that was near his brother with Sanyu beside him, thinking of a plan.
"I got it!" Mokuba stepped down urging Sanyu as well.
"Where do you think you're going Mokuba!" the CEO shouted.
"I have a plan Seto!" he jumped down from the last brand and ran off with Sanyu trailing behind.
"Mokuba don't leave me with him!" Joey shouted his screams fading.
Sanyu looked at his friend with concern in his eyes. "Do you really have a plan…?"
"Heck no…" he sprinted.
His friend sweat-dropped, opened his mouth to speak, but went against it. 'Never mind…'
- + -
Joey stood on one of the branched freezing up. He felt the familiar glare that was radiating off his partner in crime. Wheeler tried to play it off by looking around, acting casual, and whistling a tune to pass the time. He looked beside him and saw a familiar purple trench coat poking out of the branches.
"Hey…" he reached over to grab it, "here's my—" he felt that dark glare from below. "I mean… your trench out…" he pulled it out and flashed it towards Seto.
Kaiba just glared at him and waved it off, "Keep it… I wouldn't want it with your germs on it," he replied coldly crossing his arms.
Joey glared at him. "I can't believe your Mokuba's brotha," he said turning away.
"I can't believe you agreed to this!" Kaiba pointed at him. "Dressing up as me for this stupid get together…"
"'Ey I didn't have a choice," he laid a palm on his chest, "he gave me those 'eyes'."
"I hate those 'eyes'." Kaiba shuddered.
"I hate dem even more and I'm not even related to ya…"
"What does that suppose to mean?"
Joey just shrugged placing the trench coat back on him so he wouldn't lose it. They stayed quiet until they head a 'squawk' from a small branch beside them. The boys' eyes trailed over towards the peeping sound. There was the parrot, Tori, pecking at its wing.
"What the hell is a parrot doing here?" Kaiba asked himself aloud.
Joey grinned, "'Ey its Tori…" he began to stretch over.
"Tori…?"
The third-rate duelist looked at him. "Yep… Mokuba's friend's pet bird."
"Great… This is just great… I'm stuck in a tree, I'm getting chased by fangirls, and Wheeler is action as me and being a bigger idiot than usual. Could this day get any worse!" he shouted throwing his hands in the air.
"'Ey I resent dat, ya know!"
Kaiba glared at him. "Does it look like I care! And would you quit messing with that bird!"
Joey was currently holding on to the bird which was flapping its winds in the man's palms. From below, three younger boys looked up in the tree, after hearing a lot of commotion, with a water balloon in their hands and a wagon full of them beside them.
"Hey it's that bird," one of them yelled after hearing a cry from Tori.
"And two other people…" a boy with blonde black hair replied with a grin.
One of his friends gave him a side glace. "Wanna see if we can hit them?"
"Yeah!"
Joey and Kaiba was confused at what they sere saying but saw them take a step back and a blue, read, and yellow balloon cam flying at them.
POW
One of the balloon broke and spurted water all over a tree branch, another flew at Joey hitting him in the leg and the other towards Tori. The bird gave a cry and flew out of Joey's hands and started attacking him.
"YAH!"
"Wheeler! You're gonna—"
The branch, Joey stood on broke. Kaiba quickly jumped up and went around to the other branch but got hit in the head with a water balloon. He looked down at the laughing boys. He opened his mouth to yell at them but felt Joey fall causing him to fall as well. Both branches collapsed on one another; Tori still attacking them and both teenagers gave a cry as they fell on the ground.
"Keep hitting them!" one boy cried.
"Charge!" the chanted throwing their balloons at them.
"Yah!"
"Ahh!"
Joey and Seto quickly stood up and ran off. Joey covered himself getting attacked and Kaiba covering himself as well getting soaked, the little boys running after them.
"Stop it you brats!" the brunet yelled still getting chased. "I'm suing your parents for this!"
The younger boys laughed it up. Both brunets ran; Seto Kaiba caught sight of Mokuba and Sanyu hiding behind a tree.
"Don't worry Seto, we got your back!" Mokuba reasoned when his brother and Joey ran pass them.
The younger Kaiba and his friend popped out from behind the tree.
"Prepare yourself," they cried out.
"Uh oh…" the three younger boys froze, eyeing the squirt gun. "Retreat!" they screamed after getting hit.
Sanyu and Mokuba paused and turned around to look for his brother and older friend. They became eye-wide to see the group of fangirls around the CEO and duelist, once again.
"What the!" Sanyu and Mokuba shouted dropping their water guns.
"MOKUBA!" both duelists shouted.
"Seta!" Ella, Jessica, and Li shouted.
Seto Kaiba cringed. "I'm not Seta! I mean—there is no Seta!"
"Seto!" Michelle, Ashley, and Sarai screamed.
"Yah!" Joey cried. "I'm not him!"
"Mokuba! FIX THIS NOW!" both boys shouted.
"Tickle! Tickle! Mr. Kaiba!" Ruby and Kiko said happily.
The younger boys heard them scream.
"Now?"
"Now…" Mokuba nodded.
The two ran off to get their plan into action. Mokuba ran for the hose near a building and started to extend it. Sanyu shook a bottle and un-capped the lid. Many people were stopping by to watch them with a sweat-drop.
"Hey ladies…" Mokuba said casually.
The girls looked him including his friends from the large group. The girls' eyes-widened, suddenly getting sprayed with cold water.
"Aiiee!"
"AHHH!"
"Yahh!"
They all screamed getting soaked. The girls unlatched themselves from the teenagers and ran away to get away from the freezing water, covering themselves. Mokuba stayed put spraying them still with an evil grin.
"Sanyu now!"
Sanyu nodded and quickly ran for Joey, who was currently kneeling on the ground. He quickly squirted him but slightly missed, squirting the shampoo in the eyes instead.
"MY EYES!" Joey gave a cry his hands quickly flew over towards his face.
"Be a man Wheeler!" Kaiba shouted from beside him, his hand pinching his collar.
Mokuba flew the water in their direction again catching them off guard. Kaiba accidentally fell on Joey while the other boy was doing his best to get the soap out o his eyes, ignoring the fact that his arch enemy is practically on him. The grey blue eyed boy took the time to sway the hose away from them. The girls who were shivering became eye-wide when they saw the scene before them.
"Yaoi!"
"Incest!"
"Ewww!"
"Mokuba, I didn't know you're brother swings that way!"
"He doesn't!" the little boy yelled.
There before them lay both of the 'Kaibas' sprawled on the ground. Soap bubbles and mud danced around them and on them as well. Joey looked up and pushed Kaiba off of him.
"Get off of me!" he freaked out.
The blue-eyed boy narrowed his eyes at him, standing back up. From the corner of his eyes he sees the girls edging towards their way.
"Wheeler get up…" Kaiba said in a low tone.
Joey did so while dusting himself off. His hair was out of place and streaks of dark brown masked his dirty blonde hair.
"On a count of three we run for the front gate you got it Wheeler… One…" he motioned his brother to come towards him.
"Wait, are ya goin' ta say 'go'?"
"No… two…."
"You have ta say 'go'…"
"I will not say 'go'," they argued.
"But—"
"Fine, I'll say 'go'."
Joey sprinted off leaving Kaiba and Mokuba behind.
"Wheeler come back here! I didn't say 'go' yet," he shouted.
"NOO! THEY'RE LEAVING!"
"Get Seta!"
"Shit!" Kaiba sprinted off along with Mokuba.
They neared the gate and spotted the black limo just outside the wall; the girls quickly trailing behind yelling out random things at them. Kaiba and Mokuba round the corner, when they exited out of the part, the limo following along side them. A hand popped out from out of the door and pulled them inside.
Joey Wheeler sat there grinning at them.
- Joey's house -
The limo door pulled open and the purple trench coat teen fell out with the limo still in motion.
"Don't you dare meddle with out business again!" Kaiba shouted after poking his head out of his window.
Joey Wheeler glared at the vehicle as it turned a corner.
- That Night at Kaiba's Manor -
Seto Kaiba stood outside his bedroom door with a white mask over his nose and mouth. Two men walked out wearing white uniforms, that protected their whole body, carried a bag labeled 'caution' heading down the stairs.
Mokuba shook his head watching his older brother point out the door. A black eye masked his left eye.
'Seto, you're taking this a little bit too far…' he thought looking into his brother's room after being dis-infected and Joey's clothes being tossed in the burner.
- Joey's House -
Joey Wheeler sat in his bathroom, sitting down in his tub, scrubbing his hair with the rest of the dye wearing out.
"Stupid Kaiba…" he mumbled looking down at the water before him glaring at his own black eye that he received from the day. "Neva again… would I BE KABIA!" he shouted standing up in the tub, the water running down.
KNOCK KNOCK
"Joey you alright in there?" a pause, "You didn't fall in again did you, son?"
"NO!" Joey shouted.
"Alright! Oh and Joey…?"
"Yeah pa?"
"Lose the trunks when you're bathing, son…"
Joey grumbled and pulled the curtains covering himself from inside the tub.
THE END
- + -
Yoku: How was that for an ending! (crosses arms)
Kaiba and Joey: IT SUCKED!
Mokuba: I liked it…
Joey: Dat's because nothing happened ta ya… And how the hell did I get a black eye?
Kaiba: He's right (whispers) for once… How did I get a black eye as well?
Yoku: (places a finger against lips) An author never gives out her secrets…
Mokuba: But the story is over
Yoku: (shrugs) Too bad… Anyways in the future I'm planning on writing a SLIGHT SEQUEL to No, I'm Seto! can't wait to see that huh?
Kaiba: And it's called what?
Yoku: Wheeler Corporation
Joey: Great… another fic of me getting my butt whoop…
Yoku and Mokuba: (laughs)
Yoku: Anyways… in closing… Thank you all for reading and please review for me. I really love reading your comments and special thanks to those involved in No, I'm Seto!:
(rolling credits)
BobGod ------ Li
Master Ruby------- Ruby
shutupandlisten17---- Ella
KatrinaKaiba ----- Katrina
StarWolf4------ Michelle
PRIVATE------ Kassandra
Nightwinds9---- Ashley
Zelda-Jewel---- Jessica
Seto's Princess ----- Sarai
xXXkIkOkEnxXx ------ Kiko
Note: Names maybe out of date, so sorry about that…
(end credits)
Yoku: And thank you everyone who has been reading this story and to everyone who have reviewed as well. Oh and please join my forum. Thank you and until next time. (bows and waves)
Mokuba, Joey, Kaiba: BYE!