AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hey all! I'm back with your cakes and ice cream! Anyways, I want to hear your comments! I hope you enjoy this update.
Obligatory Disclaimer:
PsychDragoonX: So… care to tell them, Squall?
Squall: …
PsychDragoonX: …Squall…?
Squall: Whatever.
PsychDragoonX: Wow. Quietness. Anything new with you?
Squall: He doesn't own Final Fantasy or the characters, except for Vince and Aurora. Leave me alone.
PsychDragoonX: There. : ) Onward!
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Ultima: High School Eccentricities
Chapter IV: Pretty Prince Vince?
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Alright… a hyper girl took a feather out of my hair and she ran inside… Do I even want to know…? Maybe she wants it for… a collection? Monster hunting for feathers and she just happen to come across a human with feathers. A human with feathers… why can't I just have SOME normalcy in my DNA? I was just standing there, contemplating her reasons and why I wound up with some freakishly feathered hair.
Not much later, heard a cackle coming from inside the classroom that sounded… interesting… The voice also said, "Coming in, boy? Heeheheeheheeehe…" …I assume that's Dr. Hojo? How he scares me is beyond his laugh…
Brushing some of my bangs to the side, I entered inside and took a seat. After getting my notebook and textbook ready on my desk, I've heard some chanting in the back corner of the classroom. Intrigued, I turned around to see who was praying. It was that crazy girl that took a feather from me. Deserving of note, I analyzed what she was wearing so I could avoid her in the future. Lets see… She was wearing a hot pink tank top with the words 'Konnichiwa-san owns recent girls loving!' on it and pink shorts… unzipped… Konnichiwa-san? Recent girls? What? This girl is… for lack of a better word, excessively hyper. What she was saying was so quiet I couldn't make out what she was chanting about.
More people entered the class, talking about their own business. Yeah, they're talking about the Seymour duel… probably. I thought that because of the people looking at me and laughing. But there was something different about the laughs this time… They didn't seem to be laughing AT me. It seems like they were laughing in happiness.
Before I could think of anything else, the bell rang and everyone was quiet. Hojo began speaking after petting his cat, "You may have heard about… last year…"
But he was interrupted by the crazy girl when she jumped on her desk, shouting, "No! You nor your cat will come near me!" She began to dance. "The holy feathers of the Pretty Prince blessed by Konnichiwa-san will destroy you! HA! Go recent girl GO!" Then, she threw the feather she plucked from me at Hojo and another one at his experimental cat. It seems that the other feather is from Kuja…
…What? Was? That? … She needs to lay off the sugar and drugs. Everyone looked at the girl with a confused expression. I was too shocked to give a reaction.
After several moments of silence, Hojo brushed the feather off his lab coat and shuffled through some papers. "…Yuffie Kisiragi, correct?"
She replied, "Yes! Don't you forget it!"
"Believe me, when someone does something as psychotic as you, its hard to forget," he replied. "You have detention today," he said as he was walking towards Yuffie's desk. When he reached there, he ordered her to sit down and handed her the detention slip.
Yuffie began up again, "NO! This is a command from Pretty Pr-"
But she was cut off by Hojo's continuation of the class, "This year, you people are going to create a sentient being. You will be paired off in a person to person participation. You can make the being whatever shape…" And he went on while passing out papers to each student. He concluded, "On the sheet lists the partners of this experiment."
A few cheers came from all over the class, while Yuffie announced, LOUDLY, "YAY! I GOT PRETTY PRINCE!" Chuckles came from all over the room. I just was in awe of her… non-reality factor… while blushing.
She ran over to my seat and sat on my desk, allowing me clear view of her unzipped shorts. Umm… is she trying to… I hope not…
"HAI! I think you're cute!" Yuffie exclaimed.
Oh… Oh dear… Err… How should… I respond…? I'm not well versed in socialization, let alone… for lack of a better word, "sexually" mannerisms and I mean… her shorts… In my face… She's… obviously enjoying this… I kept on thinking that over and over again, as my face grew redder each time.
"Hahaha! Just kidding, but you look just like Kuja! Are you two related or something?"\
"Err… Y-yes…" That's all I can come up with…
She slid off the desk and continued talking, "So, I have an idea about our experiment, Vince."
How did she know my name? "…How did you know my name?"
"News travels fast. I've also heard you've obliterated Seymour! Yay! Go YOU!"
…That IS fast, considering that it only happened a couple hours ago… "So… everybody knows my name, then. Right?"
"Yes, and everyone knows you have a tail! Can I see?" and everyone started to laugh. By now, it was routine to show my tail. Routine laughing also was part of it.
"Wow! It's more pretty than I thought!" she said.
…What is up with this girl…? "Umm… yes… Whatever…" I decided to leave it out. Everyone's going to ask me anyway.
"So! We should make a baby dragon! With fur! And feathers! How's that, Pretty Prince?"
"Please, for one, stop calling me Pretty Prince. Secondly, you seem, for a lack of a better word, obsessed with me. Why?" Hey, I have to find out why.
"Well, I'll call you Pretty Prince when I want! And as for the second question… Mmm… Nope! I'm not telling you! Hee hee!" she jumped onto my desk again.
Alright… So that was futile… "At least… could you calm down? It's embarrassing." I motioned her off of my desk. She was still on my desk, just smiling, as if she won a prize on a game show.
Luckily, the bell rang and I hurried myself out of the class as fast as I could, trying to escape Yuffie. I was walking to my locker where, guess what, she was there already. It seems that our lockers are next to each others.
"Yay! My locker is next to Pretty Prince's!" of course, how else would she greet me? Also, along with the obligatory "Pretty Prince" nickname, laughs come from all around.
I've went to my locker and switched my books for my lunch box and my gym bag, because after lunch, I have P.E.. It seems like I'm not going to lose her any moment, I might as well ask her where's her next period. Please, please don't let it be lunch. "So… Yuffie… What's your next period? Mine's lunch."
"Alright! Konnichiwa-san loves me! I have lunch also!" Oh dear God… might as well walk with her, seeing that she is going to sit with me. Her hyperness is beyond my comfort limits. I'd rather be alone, or with someone quiet. Oh well, maybe her friends will come also… which I pray that they aren't as otaku obsessed as her.
We started to walk towards the cafeteria after I was ready. Might as well ask her… "Listen, Yuffie. As much as I like the attention you're giving me, you seem to take it over the top. I would appreciate you telling me why."
"Well, its because-" she was cut off by the sound of an explosion at the other end of the school. Is this building explosion prone?
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At P.E…
Hmm… Maybe I should've also warned Vince about that Yuffie otaku… I'm sure he'll be fine. I thought as I entered the men's locker room to change for class. As I finished changing and putting my bag of clothes in my locker, someone laughed loudly and said, "Polly monkey want a cracker?"
It was one of the bullies, Graav. Oh, the lovely bastard. I decided to say nothing and ignore him, when I made my way to the men's gym. Our teacher, ironically, is female. She was a martial artist named Tifa. She was a good teacher, but all the guys were overridden by their testosterone and only concentrate on her, admittedly enormous, breasts. Those people whom I mentioned earlier… they insult people like me, who know how to control themselves.
I was around 5 minutes early, so I just stood in the corner, waiting for the class to start. Graav and his posse walked out, talking among themselves. At least, until they walked over me and started to shove me around. Bullies? The sweet, lovable morons. They don't know what they're pushing around. They need to stop now, I'm sickened by their presence.
The shoving continued until Tifa entered the gym and blew her whistle. We were to stand in a grid-like formation, while she separated us into teams.
"Alright! We are going to play some blitzball today! You have been split into the teams you are going to play in. The rest will watch and wait until their turn. We are only going to play half-games, so everyone has a chance to play," she announced while walking to the other side of the gym, to the door and opened it. "And don't forget your breathing apparatus, unless if you're confident enough to hold your breath for 5 minutes." She motioned for the first team to play. I didn't pay attention; instead, I was looking to see who was on the team against me. Oh, no… the moron and Tidus are playing. Lovely, an instant win… for them. Oh well, there's more to life than blitzball and popularity.
Thing were pretty much uneventful until it was our turn to play. Of course, since I don't waste my life on sports, I had to put on a breathing mask. I also noticed I was the only one wearing it. And they started laughing, "Weak! Weak! You can't even hold your breath!" Alright… just ONCE more…
And the game started. Nothing much interesting happened, so I'll just summarize it. No injuries, but the team I was on lost. 5 to 2. Oh fucking well.
I was infuriated. Not because we lost, because of the taunting that Graav was pulling on me. He further insulted me by shoving me around in the locker room again. Eventually, he stopped, so I went and changed into my normal clothes and went up to him.
"Excuse me, Graav."
"What? Polly want a cracker?" Alright, this is old.
"No, but Polly wants this." And I casted Flare Star on him, causing a small explosion that damaged the room also.
Better leave before someone finds out. And with that, I left.
Uneventful, but satisfying.
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It was lunchtime, so a walked there with Yuffie, finding a table so that Kuja and Aurora can sit with us. "How about this one?" she asked.
I nodded and we sat, having my eyes wander around looking for them. Not much longer later, Kuja and Aurora were walking together and spotted us. We waved to each other and they came over to our table.
"So, I see you've meet the local hyper…" Kuja began the conversation.
"Yes…" is all I could reply.
"Hey Yuffie! How've you been?" Aurora asked.
"Not only I've exorcized Hojo and his kitty, I've found Pretty Prince Love Love Sugar Number 2!" the "Recent Girl" replied.
We were interrupted by an emergency announcement.
"Attention all students. Earlier on, Seymour Guado was severely injured during a magic duel, thanks to Vince Serkea. We have just received word from the Healer's Hospital that Seymour Guado is officially dead. Thank you for your time."
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How…
How could I…?
Everyone in the cafeteria… no… the whole school looked at me… Nothing more that I can do, I teleported. Far. Away…
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Hey! How are all of you? I'm sorry for the shortness of this chapter, but I have a case of Writer's BLOCK. Yes, Pretty Prince Love Love Sugar Number 2 has Writer's BLOCK. The horror!
Anyways… before you start flaming me on my lack of Japanese skills, Konnichiwa-san is just a funny little character I created one day. Although… I can't describe what a Recent Girl is… I found that off of Engrish(dot)com one day.
So… Today's interview is with…
Yuffie: MEEEE!
PsychDragoonX: Yes, Yuffie. Why are you obsessed with Vince? And apparently Kuja?
Yuffie: -hangs on ceiling fan- WEEEEEE! Because! I! Like! BISHIES!
PsychDragoonX: …
Yuffie: -still hanging on ceiling fan- OOOOohhhhh… Mechas with bishies!
PsychDragoonX: So… thus concludes our interview with our local otaku hyper…
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