A/N: inu: You guys, you have no idea how sorry I am. Ugh, it's just that I'm not the type long fic writer, I'm more of a one-shot person. I honestly don't have the patience for this kind of stuff. But I do enjoy transforming the script into a story. I PROMISE that I'll try my hardest to get the next chapter done in two weeks. It isn't silverfox's fault at all. She already has the third chapter done! Don't forget to review.
A/N: silverfox: Yeah, don't throw the pitchforks at me, I did my part of the job. Peace! And review.
Previously, on Blue Rescue:
"Brother! Brother! Wake up!"
"Wha-what?" he yawned, "What's wrong Al?"
"It's Winry! She's gone!"
"Good," he said, voice still drowsy from sleep, "I don't care."
Presently on Blue Rescue:
"You know you don't mean that!" Al said, rather upset that his brother would say that.
"How would you know?" now he just wanted an argument.
"Because you're her friend. Friendship is very important brother. Imagine we had to find the Philosopher's Stone all on our own without…"
Ed had stopped listening and was instead looking at his nails.
…Hmm, they were getting rather long; he'd have to cut them soon. And boy were they dirty, yuck! Time to clean them. Well, all this thought about cleaning his nails was getting him rather hungry. He was about to reach for the bag of potato chips under the pillow when he saw Al looking at him expectedly.
"Uh… you're right Al… what you said about… um… that… was true… I'll go find Winry now," he said hoping it was what Al wanted to hear.
"Good, I'm glad that little lecture got through to you!"
"…Uh, yeah… of course it did Al!"
Ed stood and was walking towards the stairs when he was stopped by Al's loud gasp.
"What?" he asked alarmed.
Instead of answering, Al stared and then started circling him. Needless to say, Ed was getting rather irritated.
"What?"
"Well, I don't know if I'm wrong, but it looks like you've gotten a bit taller, Brother…"
"Really?" Ed exclaimed, giving his younger brother a goofy grin. He walked over to the left side of Al's shiny armor and looked for a small black mark that was dented in. Standing next to it, he set his spinal cord into a straight line and looked directly forward. As Al had mentioned, he had indeed gotten taller, by at least four inches.
Ed flashed Al another goofy grin and strutted around the room, apparently showing off his height.
"See Al, exactly what I told them all, I just needed a bit of sleep!"
Ed continued with his model-like walk and until he remembered the situation at hand.
"About Winry, when was the last time you saw her?"
"At least an hour ago," Al replied, his mind also having wandered with the discovery of Ed being about four inches taller.
Just make sure Winry wasn't in her room and really had gone missing, they walked up the stairs to her room. They knocked a few times and gave up when she didn't answer; they took a chance and turned the door knob. It was unlocked and swung open with a creak.
The room was a bigger mess than Ed remembered leaving it. The chair from Winry's desk was on the floor, upside down. There were clothes and hangers everywhere and the closet door was almost off its hinges, its contents scattered on the floor. There was dirt, and grass, and even a few mushrooms strewn across the floor of the room. Upon further inspection, he found no undergarments thrown anywhere in the room, which meant that Winry had picked them up and put them away.
Ed was also VERY glad to say that this wasn't the mess he had made.
After getting over his extreme shock he stood silently for another moment.
"…Looks like there's been a struggle," Ed said aloud.
Al blinked, or erm, would have if a metal suit of armor could, "…Yup…"
He walked further into the room, a blue mushroom near the window. Needless to say, blue mushrooms weren't seen in a room very often. Of course, neither was dirt, grass, or the regular kind, but this one was blue. So, Ed being Ed just having woke up from a very nice nap and wanting to get this over with so he could clean his damn nails (there went the hunger again), made a very strange exclamation as he held the mushroom up in the air.
"A CLUE!"
Yes, blue mushrooms are a very rare sight indeed, but you'd think that the room being rampaged would be a clue in itself. But apparently the mushroom being blue was.
Poor Alphonse. I don't think him growing all of a sudden was very good for him…
With a look of determination on his face he yelled, "I'm going to rescue Winry!" and jumped out the two story window. It wasn't that high now that he was like five inches taller.
THUMP!
Of course, him being taller didn't stop him form falling on his cushiony ass. And boy did it hurt!
He stood up holding his sore bottom and walked in the direction of the only forest in Resembool, which happened to be a small one (A/N: inu: like ED!), and coincidentally near the Rockbell house.
He continued limping away, not really paying attention to where he was going. In his eyes, it all happened in slow-motion.
The poor, small ladybug was walking merrily down her usual path when Ed decided to take a step.
Did he squish it with his heavy boot?
Ironically, no.
WHAT happened, you ask?
Even more ironically, he tripped on it.
He was falling… falling… falling…
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
He landed hard and hit his head on a ladder.
With a bucket of blue paint.
That fell.
On him.
And soaked him.
And stuck to him.
AND his hair.
"Grrrrr…" he was not happy, to say the least.
Glaring at nothing in particular he stood and looked down at himself. He was covered in this stuff! He was a nice, pure blue from head to toe.
"…She better buy me a new jacket when this is over…" he muttered to himself as he continued his so far, painful journey into the woods.
.:TBC:.
Hmm… I almost forgot the disclaimer… well, here ya go.
inu: Disclaimer
inu?
inu: lol
silverfox: thats why im obsessed with making my work perfect
silverfox: well
silverfox: our
inu: lol
silverfox: but still
silverfox: what do you mean 'disclaimer'?
inu: you kno... the disclaimer
inu: when author's claim they own nothing
silverfox: .
silverfox: but
silverfox: sigh
silverfox: i dunno
inu: ok...
inu: well should the disclaimer be funny or serious
inu?
inu: hmm
silverfox : hmmm
silverfox : i think funny
inu: ok
silverfox :
inu: help me make up one
silverfox : what
inu: how do we claim that we own nothing?
silverfox : an author's note?
silverfox : oh
silverfox : hmm
inu: a disclaimer
silverfox: we stole it
silverfox : plain and simple
inu: hey, i got an i idea!
silverfox : WE STOLE IT
inu: lol
inu: lol
silverfox : what
inu: we could use our conversation
inu: lol
silverfox : really
inu: yes
silverfox : simple
silverfox : yet effective
inu: lol
silverfox : i like it
inu: ok
inu: we own nothing
inu: say it
silverfox : it's gonna be long then
silverfox : WE OWN NOTHING!
silverfox : GOT THAT!
silverfox : WE STEAL!
…That was our conversation on what to make the disclaimer… yes, I know, we are idiots.
…Psycho idiots…
Anyway, this story will have a very surprising, hilarious twist…:D
I would like to thank my friends… (they have accounts here) Starlorn, inuyashakagomefan305 (I think, I can't find out right now, and I really want to post this so… yeah…), and Passionwriter (who is going to have a good Danny Phantom fic out).