"No, I said No more" Luke said as Lorelai began taking yet another packet of marshmallows off the self.
"Come on Luke these ones are a different flavour."
"Ok you can have those ones if you put back one of the three other bags. Perhaps then we will only have as much sugar as a sugar cane field, not almost two"
"But Luke we can't put back the first ones cause those are classic marshmallows we need those. Then there are the giant ones, also very important. Twice the marshmallow but half the chance of dropping off the stick that you have when trying to cook two at once. That never works, one always cooks faster. Therefore the giants are essential. You get the same amount of marshmallow without the risk of fire loss. Then there are the mini marshmallows also unreplaceable. These little fellahs can be used for drinks and throwing up in the air to catch in your open mouth. These little ones are the marshmallows you eat while waiting for the other marshmallows to cook. That brings us to these, these are the flavoured ones, look they have chocolate, grape and raspberry. Grape and raspberry are fruits so these marshmallows make us feel healthy, while still tasting undeniably good."
"Ok whatever; we will take two fields worth of sugar. Now are you done shopping I think we have everything"
"We can't have everything Luke. You do know we will need something for dinner don't you?"
"Yes Lorelai I have better sense than to deprive a Gilmore of food or coffee. I got some hamburgers, hotdogs and coffee. At the time you where trying to decide weather to buy the insect repellent with the talking mosquito on the label or the one that came in a pink bottle."
"Wow you know exactly what I will eat. Can you really cook all that stuff outside on a fire? Also do you think I made the right choice with the pink? There might be a very small possibility that the repellent is that colour too. That would be so cool."
"To your last question I am just going to say you are crazy, you proberly won't even need repellent. The bugs will see you and fly in the other direction; you radiate a crazy zone no bug would want to cross. In fact you will be like my bug repellent. Next yes I do know exactly what you like; you eat at my diner everyday how could I not? And yes you can cook it all outside over a campfire"
"Wow I feel special you know my order. I guess I am your friend I was starting to doubt it with the refusal to buy the whole rang of marshmallows and the crazy talk. But everything is ok, you knowing my order made everything ok."
"You shouldn't feel special that I know your order Lorelai because I know Kirks order. You should feel that I like you though because of the fact I am agreeing to take Paris camping. We both know that girl is crazier than you and Rory put together on an 8+ day."
"You know I do know we are friends and yes Paris is crazy but what is an 8+ day?"
"Eight cups of coffee Lorelai it doesn't happen more than once a month if I can help it. When it does you are lucky I don't refuse to serve you like they do a drunk in the pub, because your stories get pretty crazy."
"I am sure they do Luke. Let's get going, thanks so much this was fun. If I come back to the diner with you will you make me a pot of Joe?"
"How many cups have you had today?"
"Two" Lorelai replied innocently.
"Why do I think you are lying" asked Luke as they began leaving the market with there shopping bags in hand, Luke of course carrying both the most bags along with the heaviest bags.
"It won't put me over the limit I swear" bargained Lorelai.
"Ok come on" said Luke "but if I hear stories about naked gnomes and featherless chickens I swear I will never take you word for it again. I will have to resort to the old caffeine counter breath test ok."
"Got it's" she said as they entered the diner together, both thinking how much fun it was going to be spending a night in the woods with their best friend and a wide range of marshmallows. Both were very excited and actually looking forward to the trip which surprised Lorelai because this was camping in the woods and surprised Luke because there was Paris and sugar filled marshmallows.
So what did you think of this chapter? I am just getting started so I hope you like it. Thanks for all your great reviews please keep giving me feedback and ideas. What did you think of the Lorelai marshmallow rant do you think it was Lorelai-ish?