Authoress: O.O...well, our first chapter of this story was interesting, no? A. Miroku gets
kidnaped, after you find out he doesn't like groping girls...2. somebody's gonna get back at
Inuyasha for somethin'...and you don't know who it is!!!!!!! Fwa na na ha!
Sesshomaru: *drooling, tied up to ceiling*
Miroku: did you have to shoot him with that love arrow thing? O.O;;;;;;
Authoress: YEP!!! ^____________________^
Miroku: O.o can you reverse it...pweeeeze?
Authoress: -_-; fine...*pulls arrow out of Sexy Sesshy's ass*
Sesshomaru: O.O *looks around* WHERE THE HELL AM I!?!?!?!??!
Authoress: ^_____^...we had to tie you up to the ceiling to stop you from raping Miroku...
Sesshomaru: O.O *can't think of intelligent thing to say*
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha...never have, never will...get my drift? And...I... *whispers*
own...NOTHINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
Chapter Two:
Miroku opened his eyes slowly, noticing immediately that he was no longer in the forest
he was in before. He looked around the room, one that was lavishly furnished, and his blurred
sight stopped on a beautiful face that was framed with pale hair. He stared at her for a moment,
then realized she didn't know he was awake, so he inched his hand closer to the girl's rear, which
was sitting near him.
'Hello there...' Miroku thought to himself as he gave a firm squeeze, finding that this girl's
ass was rock hard, and very warm. 'Ooooo...'
"WHAT THE HELL!?!?!" Miroku heard a man's voice cry as the girl leapt up. He sat up,
blinking his eyes until he could see clearly, then looked over at the girl and paled very quickly.
"Hi..." he said in a quiet voice, looking at his captor. "S...S...Sesshomaru...sorry..."
Sesshomaru glared at him, his face reddening. (Authoress: aw, he's blushing...) Miroku
then remembered the events that happened the night before, when Sesshomaru kidnaped him.
"Why did you kidnap me?" He looked at the youkai, trying not to laugh as the demon lord's face
finally returned to a, somewhat, normal color, but he remained a few feet away from the bed
where Miroku was laying.
Sesshomaru growled as he left the room. 'I just grabbed Sesshomaru's ass...' Miroku
thought to himself in disbelief. 'He's going to kill me...'
"Hello!" a young voice exclaimed as Miroku felt a weight land on his chest. "I'm Rin!"
"Hi..." Miroku said, gasping for breath, as he sat up. The black-haired nigen smiled and
sat down next to Miroku. "Um...do you know why I'm here?"
"Nope!" Rin replied. "What did you do to Sesshomaru-sama? He was blushing and
growling as he walked down the hall..."
"Nothing..." Miroku lied. 'I got Sesshomaru to blush...I don't know whether to
congratulate myself or write my will...' Miroku thought to himself.
"Will you come and play with Rin, Miroku-san?" Rin asked, jumping up and pulling
Miroku along with her before he could answer. She didn't let go of the houshi until they, and a
very annoyed looking Jaken, reached a large field of flowers. Rin romped around, picking flowers
as Jaken and Miroku sat down to watch the energetic child.
'I wonder why Sesshomaru blushed...I can understand with Kagome and Sango...but why
would he? He's not a young girl...even though I thought he was...' Miroku thought to himself,
lowering his head momentarily. 'I don't think Inuyasha would blush if I grabbed him...if I ever
had the urge to...*shudder*...he'd probably just hit me as hard as possible, most likely killing
me...and why did Sesshomaru kidnap me? I'm not close to Inuyasha...if he wanted to get back at
his brother for something...then he should have kidnaped Kagome...Inuyasha wouldn't care if I'm
gone...he'd probably count it as a blessing...' Miroku looked down at his hand, remembering the
feeling of Sesshomaru's ass. 'STOP THINKING LIKE THAT!!! It's nowhere near the best
posterior I've ever felt...is it?...but...I wonder what it would feel like if I—NO!!! No thinking
along those lines!!!' Miroku mentally slapped himself as he blushed slightly with the images that
were running through his mind. (Authoress: -_-; why is it everybody's gotta be so damn horny?)
Miroku pulled his knees up to his chest, in an attempt to hide his erection. 'I've never...got such
a reaction with a woman...and I didn't even have an intimate moment with him...what's wrong
with me?'
* * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Inuyasha, what is it?" Kagome asked, looking down at the hanyou that was sniffing the
ground furiously. Inuyasha, down on his hands and knees, crawled along, sniffing everywhere.
"That bastard!" Inuyasha swore as he stood up quickly. Sango, Kagome, and Shippou
looked at the hanyou curiously, waiting for an explanation to his outburst. "I know who took
him..."
"Who?" Sango questioned, glancing away from the crack in the tree next to her that had a
few drops of Miroku's blood soaked into the wood. 'That was made by whoever took him.' She
thought to herself.
"Sesshomaru..." Inuyasha replied, bounding off in the direction, that the rest of the group
guessed was, Sesshomaru's castle.
* * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Miroku-san?" Rin asked, looking across the table at Miroku. He was staring at his dish,
playing around with the food that he didn't even try to eat. Jaken and Sesshomaru could care less
about the houshi, but Rin had taken a liking to the quiet monk.
"Hai?" Miroku glanced up from his plate, finally noticing Rin was talking to him. He put
his chopsticks down and looked at the girl.
"Aren't you hungry?" Rin questioned, pointing at the food that had long gone cold.
Miroku shook his head, looking down at the plate.
'What's wrong with me? I can't stop...thinking about him...' Miroku thought, sneaking a
glance at Sesshomaru, who didn't betray any emotion through his face, only his eyes showed what
the youkai was feeling, but Miroku couldn't figure out which emotion was in Sesshomaru's
golden eyes.
"What are you looking at me for?" Sesshomaru asked, glaring at Miroku.
"Nothing..." Miroku replied, shifting his gaze from the youkai lord. He forced himself not
to blush as he waited for someone to tell him dinner ended. Sesshomaru stood up and left, closely
followed by Jaken. Miroku sighed and got up as well, trying to remember where his room was.
Rin grabbed his hand and began to race through the castle, turning so many times, Miroku had
gotten lost, and wondered where the girl was taking him.
"This is Sesshomaru-sama's room...he's in there...you wanted to ask him questions,
right?" Rin asked, pushing Miroku roughly through the open door and closed it behind him.
Miroku looked around and saw Sesshomaru was standing out on a balcony and it looked like the
youkai hadn't noticed Miroku's presence yet.
"Um...Sesshomaru?" Miroku said quietly, making the youkai lord spin around and glare at
him. "I...I wanted to know why you kidnaped me..."
"To get back at my brother," Sesshomaru replied, turning back to look at the land
surrounding his castle. 'How the hell did he get here...*sniff, sniff* Rin...why did she tell him
where I was?' Sesshomaru asked himself.
"But, I'm not close to Inuyasha...you should have kidnaped Kagome if you wanted to get
back at him," Miroku pointed out, walking out on the balcony, making sure to keep his distance
from the youkai. "He'll never come to get me..."
"He's coming here right now..." Sesshomaru stated quietly, glancing over at the houshi
momentarily, shifting his gaze back to the forest before his 'captive' noticed he was looking at
him.
"Really? I didn't think Inuyasha cared about me..." 'He says I look at him...' Miroku
thought to himself, sensing the youkai's eyes glance over at him a few times.
"Why did you touch me?"
'Did he have to ask me?!' Miroku asked himself, gulping and hoping Sesshomaru
wouldn't kill him anytime soon. "I mistook you for a girl...I couldn't see very clearly...I didn't
mean to, I really didn't!" Miroku glanced over at Sesshomaru and got the oddest urge to tackle
him...and he did just that. Sesshomaru, obviously surprised, fell to the floor with a loud thump,
with the houshi on top of him.
* * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Master Inuyasha, I don't suggest you go to Sesshomaru's castle at this moment," Myoga
stated, gripping the hanyou's white hair, holding on for his live as Inuyasha flew through the
forest, Kirara and the others trying to catch up.
"Why the hell not? I'm don't want Miroku around my demented brother for longer than
he has to be!" Inuyasha retorted, never slowing down.
"Think about it, Master Inuyasha...your brother is now of age to take a mate, so he'll be
very protective of his lands...and he doesn't exactly like you," Myoga pointed out Inuyasha
halted so quickly, Kirara flew over him without noticing, until the fire neko realized Inuyasha was
no longer in front of her.
"What?! Do...no, that's not possible..." Inuyasha thought outloud, his eyes widening.
'Miroku...Sesshomaru can take a mate...I don't think this will end well...' Inuyasha thought to
himself as Kirara landed on the ground.
"What's wrong, Inuyasha?" Kagome asked, glancing over at the hanyou.
"All of you, stay here...you too Myoga," Inuyasha stated, ripping the flea out of his hair,
throwing him at Kagome, then speeding off in the direction of Sesshomaru's castle, no longer
followed by anyone else.
Inuyasha continued running until he saw the large castle, hidden from the eyes of humans,
but to him it was perfectly visible. He snuck up to the castle, wondering why he hadn't met up
with Sesshomaru yet, then he smelled his brother's scent and heard a loud thump coming from the
same area, so he jumped up to the balcony where his brother was, and halted when he saw them.
'Um...' Inuyasha thought, unable to stop staring at the houshi laying on top of the youkai
on the floor of the balcony, their lips locked. "*ahem*"
"AAAHHHH!!!!" Miroku screamed when he heard Inuyasha, attempting to get off of
Sesshomaru...accidentally touching the youkai's crotch as he did. His eyes were wide in terror as
the youkai sat up, remaining silent. "I...Inuyasha...hello..."
"Did I need to come and save you?" Inuyasha asked, glaring at the houshi, holding back
his laughter as Miroku blushed furiously.
"What do you mean?" Miroku questioned. 'I...I just touched Sesshomaru's...Kami...save
me...' Miroku thought to himself.
"It looks like you don't mind being here..." Inuyasha commented, glancing over at his
brother, who's face was white in rage. His eyes were already turning red. 'Whoops...I
interrupted their intimate moment...he'll kill me now...' Inuyasha thought to himself, backing
away from his enraged brother.
"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY LANDS!!!!!! AND TAKE THE LECH WITH
YOU!!!!!" Sesshomaru exclaimed, glaring at his brother, promising both Inuyasha's and Miroku's
deaths if he didn't do exactly what Sesshomaru said.
"Okay...Miroku...coming?" Inuyasha asked as the houshi climbed up onto his back,
shaking in fear. Inuyasha leapt off the balcony, wondering why Sesshomaru would kidnap
Miroku, then make Inuyasha take him away. He raced back towards the area he left Kagome and
the others, never stopping his laughter for a moment. Miroku, in such shock, didn't even try to
make Inuyasha stop.
When he finally reached the others, he found them asleep. He set Miroku down and sat
down next to the houshi. "Well..."
"Nani?" Miroku asked, glancing over at Inuyasha. 'Oh Kami...I kissed Sesshomaru...and
touched him...' Miroku thought to himself.
"You and my brother...tell me what happened..."
"Um...nothing...it was absolutely innocent, I swear! I mean...except for the time I grabbed
his rear...but that wasn't entirely my fault!" Miroku rambled, blushing. 'Sesshomaru was
larg—what am I thinking!?! I shouldn't be thinking about such things! He...NO, I can't think
such thing about my best friend's brother!' Miroku's eyes widened slightly as he realized
something. 'Sesshomaru had an erection...'
'He...groped...Sesshomaru?' Inuyasha asked himself in disbelief. 'No wonder Sesshomaru
wanted him gone...he found out how lecherous Miroku is...I kind of feel sorry for him...kind of...'
"And when I saw you sucking face with him...it was innocent...I just misinterpreted you, laying on
top of my brother, aroused?"
Miroku blushed furiously at Inuyasha's statement. "Hai...I...I accidentally hit into
him...and we fell to the ground...and that's how you found us..." 'It would have been entirely
innocent...if I didn't get an erection from just laying on top of him...or him being under me...'
"Very coincidental..." Inuyasha commented, jumping up into a nearby tree, getting ready
to go to sleep. "Did you like his more than a woman's."
"E...excuse me?"
"His ass..." Inuyasha replied as he drifted off into sleep.
'Hai...I did...' Miroku thought to himself, touching his lips where the demon lord had
'kissed' him. 'I really did...'
Authoress: O.O;;;; Did I just write that? (In disbelief) I...I don't know what to say...should I be
disgusted that I can make two totally opposite people, like them, fall in love...or dancing at my
literary genius? O.o...I'm not entirely sure myself...
Sesshomaru: o.o;;;;;;;;;;;
Miroku: um...I don't think I'd like touching Sesshomaru more than a woman...
Sesshomaru: HOW DARE YOU GRAB ME, YOU LECHEROUS HOUSHI!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: I'M SORRY!!!!! I didn't mean to, I swear...she made me do it! *points at Authoress*
Sesshomaru: *glares* And you made him....KISS me!!!!!!!!!
Authoress: yes...that was an...interesting predicament you two got yourselves into...
Sesshomaru and Miroku: US!?!?!?!??!?!?!?
Authoress: anyway...my next chapter will, hopefully *glares at two bishonens*, have something
more INTERESTING...yeah...interesting...in it...AND IF THAT'S NOT A CLEAR ENOUGH
WARNING FOR YAOI, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS!!!!!!!!!!...well, except for me to have
pictures...and I don't think you want that...O.O;;;;...ooo...my mind reels with the
possibilities...*drools slightly*
kidnaped, after you find out he doesn't like groping girls...2. somebody's gonna get back at
Inuyasha for somethin'...and you don't know who it is!!!!!!! Fwa na na ha!
Sesshomaru: *drooling, tied up to ceiling*
Miroku: did you have to shoot him with that love arrow thing? O.O;;;;;;
Authoress: YEP!!! ^____________________^
Miroku: O.o can you reverse it...pweeeeze?
Authoress: -_-; fine...*pulls arrow out of Sexy Sesshy's ass*
Sesshomaru: O.O *looks around* WHERE THE HELL AM I!?!?!?!??!
Authoress: ^_____^...we had to tie you up to the ceiling to stop you from raping Miroku...
Sesshomaru: O.O *can't think of intelligent thing to say*
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha...never have, never will...get my drift? And...I... *whispers*
own...NOTHINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
Chapter Two:
Miroku opened his eyes slowly, noticing immediately that he was no longer in the forest
he was in before. He looked around the room, one that was lavishly furnished, and his blurred
sight stopped on a beautiful face that was framed with pale hair. He stared at her for a moment,
then realized she didn't know he was awake, so he inched his hand closer to the girl's rear, which
was sitting near him.
'Hello there...' Miroku thought to himself as he gave a firm squeeze, finding that this girl's
ass was rock hard, and very warm. 'Ooooo...'
"WHAT THE HELL!?!?!" Miroku heard a man's voice cry as the girl leapt up. He sat up,
blinking his eyes until he could see clearly, then looked over at the girl and paled very quickly.
"Hi..." he said in a quiet voice, looking at his captor. "S...S...Sesshomaru...sorry..."
Sesshomaru glared at him, his face reddening. (Authoress: aw, he's blushing...) Miroku
then remembered the events that happened the night before, when Sesshomaru kidnaped him.
"Why did you kidnap me?" He looked at the youkai, trying not to laugh as the demon lord's face
finally returned to a, somewhat, normal color, but he remained a few feet away from the bed
where Miroku was laying.
Sesshomaru growled as he left the room. 'I just grabbed Sesshomaru's ass...' Miroku
thought to himself in disbelief. 'He's going to kill me...'
"Hello!" a young voice exclaimed as Miroku felt a weight land on his chest. "I'm Rin!"
"Hi..." Miroku said, gasping for breath, as he sat up. The black-haired nigen smiled and
sat down next to Miroku. "Um...do you know why I'm here?"
"Nope!" Rin replied. "What did you do to Sesshomaru-sama? He was blushing and
growling as he walked down the hall..."
"Nothing..." Miroku lied. 'I got Sesshomaru to blush...I don't know whether to
congratulate myself or write my will...' Miroku thought to himself.
"Will you come and play with Rin, Miroku-san?" Rin asked, jumping up and pulling
Miroku along with her before he could answer. She didn't let go of the houshi until they, and a
very annoyed looking Jaken, reached a large field of flowers. Rin romped around, picking flowers
as Jaken and Miroku sat down to watch the energetic child.
'I wonder why Sesshomaru blushed...I can understand with Kagome and Sango...but why
would he? He's not a young girl...even though I thought he was...' Miroku thought to himself,
lowering his head momentarily. 'I don't think Inuyasha would blush if I grabbed him...if I ever
had the urge to...*shudder*...he'd probably just hit me as hard as possible, most likely killing
me...and why did Sesshomaru kidnap me? I'm not close to Inuyasha...if he wanted to get back at
his brother for something...then he should have kidnaped Kagome...Inuyasha wouldn't care if I'm
gone...he'd probably count it as a blessing...' Miroku looked down at his hand, remembering the
feeling of Sesshomaru's ass. 'STOP THINKING LIKE THAT!!! It's nowhere near the best
posterior I've ever felt...is it?...but...I wonder what it would feel like if I—NO!!! No thinking
along those lines!!!' Miroku mentally slapped himself as he blushed slightly with the images that
were running through his mind. (Authoress: -_-; why is it everybody's gotta be so damn horny?)
Miroku pulled his knees up to his chest, in an attempt to hide his erection. 'I've never...got such
a reaction with a woman...and I didn't even have an intimate moment with him...what's wrong
with me?'
* * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Inuyasha, what is it?" Kagome asked, looking down at the hanyou that was sniffing the
ground furiously. Inuyasha, down on his hands and knees, crawled along, sniffing everywhere.
"That bastard!" Inuyasha swore as he stood up quickly. Sango, Kagome, and Shippou
looked at the hanyou curiously, waiting for an explanation to his outburst. "I know who took
him..."
"Who?" Sango questioned, glancing away from the crack in the tree next to her that had a
few drops of Miroku's blood soaked into the wood. 'That was made by whoever took him.' She
thought to herself.
"Sesshomaru..." Inuyasha replied, bounding off in the direction, that the rest of the group
guessed was, Sesshomaru's castle.
* * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Miroku-san?" Rin asked, looking across the table at Miroku. He was staring at his dish,
playing around with the food that he didn't even try to eat. Jaken and Sesshomaru could care less
about the houshi, but Rin had taken a liking to the quiet monk.
"Hai?" Miroku glanced up from his plate, finally noticing Rin was talking to him. He put
his chopsticks down and looked at the girl.
"Aren't you hungry?" Rin questioned, pointing at the food that had long gone cold.
Miroku shook his head, looking down at the plate.
'What's wrong with me? I can't stop...thinking about him...' Miroku thought, sneaking a
glance at Sesshomaru, who didn't betray any emotion through his face, only his eyes showed what
the youkai was feeling, but Miroku couldn't figure out which emotion was in Sesshomaru's
golden eyes.
"What are you looking at me for?" Sesshomaru asked, glaring at Miroku.
"Nothing..." Miroku replied, shifting his gaze from the youkai lord. He forced himself not
to blush as he waited for someone to tell him dinner ended. Sesshomaru stood up and left, closely
followed by Jaken. Miroku sighed and got up as well, trying to remember where his room was.
Rin grabbed his hand and began to race through the castle, turning so many times, Miroku had
gotten lost, and wondered where the girl was taking him.
"This is Sesshomaru-sama's room...he's in there...you wanted to ask him questions,
right?" Rin asked, pushing Miroku roughly through the open door and closed it behind him.
Miroku looked around and saw Sesshomaru was standing out on a balcony and it looked like the
youkai hadn't noticed Miroku's presence yet.
"Um...Sesshomaru?" Miroku said quietly, making the youkai lord spin around and glare at
him. "I...I wanted to know why you kidnaped me..."
"To get back at my brother," Sesshomaru replied, turning back to look at the land
surrounding his castle. 'How the hell did he get here...*sniff, sniff* Rin...why did she tell him
where I was?' Sesshomaru asked himself.
"But, I'm not close to Inuyasha...you should have kidnaped Kagome if you wanted to get
back at him," Miroku pointed out, walking out on the balcony, making sure to keep his distance
from the youkai. "He'll never come to get me..."
"He's coming here right now..." Sesshomaru stated quietly, glancing over at the houshi
momentarily, shifting his gaze back to the forest before his 'captive' noticed he was looking at
him.
"Really? I didn't think Inuyasha cared about me..." 'He says I look at him...' Miroku
thought to himself, sensing the youkai's eyes glance over at him a few times.
"Why did you touch me?"
'Did he have to ask me?!' Miroku asked himself, gulping and hoping Sesshomaru
wouldn't kill him anytime soon. "I mistook you for a girl...I couldn't see very clearly...I didn't
mean to, I really didn't!" Miroku glanced over at Sesshomaru and got the oddest urge to tackle
him...and he did just that. Sesshomaru, obviously surprised, fell to the floor with a loud thump,
with the houshi on top of him.
* * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Master Inuyasha, I don't suggest you go to Sesshomaru's castle at this moment," Myoga
stated, gripping the hanyou's white hair, holding on for his live as Inuyasha flew through the
forest, Kirara and the others trying to catch up.
"Why the hell not? I'm don't want Miroku around my demented brother for longer than
he has to be!" Inuyasha retorted, never slowing down.
"Think about it, Master Inuyasha...your brother is now of age to take a mate, so he'll be
very protective of his lands...and he doesn't exactly like you," Myoga pointed out Inuyasha
halted so quickly, Kirara flew over him without noticing, until the fire neko realized Inuyasha was
no longer in front of her.
"What?! Do...no, that's not possible..." Inuyasha thought outloud, his eyes widening.
'Miroku...Sesshomaru can take a mate...I don't think this will end well...' Inuyasha thought to
himself as Kirara landed on the ground.
"What's wrong, Inuyasha?" Kagome asked, glancing over at the hanyou.
"All of you, stay here...you too Myoga," Inuyasha stated, ripping the flea out of his hair,
throwing him at Kagome, then speeding off in the direction of Sesshomaru's castle, no longer
followed by anyone else.
Inuyasha continued running until he saw the large castle, hidden from the eyes of humans,
but to him it was perfectly visible. He snuck up to the castle, wondering why he hadn't met up
with Sesshomaru yet, then he smelled his brother's scent and heard a loud thump coming from the
same area, so he jumped up to the balcony where his brother was, and halted when he saw them.
'Um...' Inuyasha thought, unable to stop staring at the houshi laying on top of the youkai
on the floor of the balcony, their lips locked. "*ahem*"
"AAAHHHH!!!!" Miroku screamed when he heard Inuyasha, attempting to get off of
Sesshomaru...accidentally touching the youkai's crotch as he did. His eyes were wide in terror as
the youkai sat up, remaining silent. "I...Inuyasha...hello..."
"Did I need to come and save you?" Inuyasha asked, glaring at the houshi, holding back
his laughter as Miroku blushed furiously.
"What do you mean?" Miroku questioned. 'I...I just touched Sesshomaru's...Kami...save
me...' Miroku thought to himself.
"It looks like you don't mind being here..." Inuyasha commented, glancing over at his
brother, who's face was white in rage. His eyes were already turning red. 'Whoops...I
interrupted their intimate moment...he'll kill me now...' Inuyasha thought to himself, backing
away from his enraged brother.
"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY LANDS!!!!!! AND TAKE THE LECH WITH
YOU!!!!!" Sesshomaru exclaimed, glaring at his brother, promising both Inuyasha's and Miroku's
deaths if he didn't do exactly what Sesshomaru said.
"Okay...Miroku...coming?" Inuyasha asked as the houshi climbed up onto his back,
shaking in fear. Inuyasha leapt off the balcony, wondering why Sesshomaru would kidnap
Miroku, then make Inuyasha take him away. He raced back towards the area he left Kagome and
the others, never stopping his laughter for a moment. Miroku, in such shock, didn't even try to
make Inuyasha stop.
When he finally reached the others, he found them asleep. He set Miroku down and sat
down next to the houshi. "Well..."
"Nani?" Miroku asked, glancing over at Inuyasha. 'Oh Kami...I kissed Sesshomaru...and
touched him...' Miroku thought to himself.
"You and my brother...tell me what happened..."
"Um...nothing...it was absolutely innocent, I swear! I mean...except for the time I grabbed
his rear...but that wasn't entirely my fault!" Miroku rambled, blushing. 'Sesshomaru was
larg—what am I thinking!?! I shouldn't be thinking about such things! He...NO, I can't think
such thing about my best friend's brother!' Miroku's eyes widened slightly as he realized
something. 'Sesshomaru had an erection...'
'He...groped...Sesshomaru?' Inuyasha asked himself in disbelief. 'No wonder Sesshomaru
wanted him gone...he found out how lecherous Miroku is...I kind of feel sorry for him...kind of...'
"And when I saw you sucking face with him...it was innocent...I just misinterpreted you, laying on
top of my brother, aroused?"
Miroku blushed furiously at Inuyasha's statement. "Hai...I...I accidentally hit into
him...and we fell to the ground...and that's how you found us..." 'It would have been entirely
innocent...if I didn't get an erection from just laying on top of him...or him being under me...'
"Very coincidental..." Inuyasha commented, jumping up into a nearby tree, getting ready
to go to sleep. "Did you like his more than a woman's."
"E...excuse me?"
"His ass..." Inuyasha replied as he drifted off into sleep.
'Hai...I did...' Miroku thought to himself, touching his lips where the demon lord had
'kissed' him. 'I really did...'
Authoress: O.O;;;; Did I just write that? (In disbelief) I...I don't know what to say...should I be
disgusted that I can make two totally opposite people, like them, fall in love...or dancing at my
literary genius? O.o...I'm not entirely sure myself...
Sesshomaru: o.o;;;;;;;;;;;
Miroku: um...I don't think I'd like touching Sesshomaru more than a woman...
Sesshomaru: HOW DARE YOU GRAB ME, YOU LECHEROUS HOUSHI!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: I'M SORRY!!!!! I didn't mean to, I swear...she made me do it! *points at Authoress*
Sesshomaru: *glares* And you made him....KISS me!!!!!!!!!
Authoress: yes...that was an...interesting predicament you two got yourselves into...
Sesshomaru and Miroku: US!?!?!?!??!?!?!?
Authoress: anyway...my next chapter will, hopefully *glares at two bishonens*, have something
more INTERESTING...yeah...interesting...in it...AND IF THAT'S NOT A CLEAR ENOUGH
WARNING FOR YAOI, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS!!!!!!!!!!...well, except for me to have
pictures...and I don't think you want that...O.O;;;;...ooo...my mind reels with the
possibilities...*drools slightly*