I Thank you very much Kikei-kii for I shall now make my story with much more detail. I just didn't want to bore everyone with things that we already know. and a special thank you to Destiny's Dragons...enjoy (but if by now you are disgusted with my story please go away and bug someone else)

Talking...

"everyone"

"Sirius's mother"

"Mrs. Weasley"

Ninjas at Hogwarts: War with the House of Black!

Doxies flew everywhere, trying to bite the flesh of our young heroes. Naruto started to feel dizzy for he insisted that he should not have a mask. A rather fat Doxie flew at Harry, he sprayed it just before its tiny venomous teeth sunk into his teen flesh. Sasuke, abandoning the spray, was hurling his kunai at the pixie-like furry creatures. Shikamaru was proving as much help as Kreacher, the Black's last house elf who could be seen nicking objects and taking them to his bedroom.

Naruto looked up at the olive green peeling walls. The spray had gotten to him. Gaara didn't bother with the spray either, he was protected from such substances. Fred and George were nicking off Doxies for their "Shivering Snack Boxes". Naruto fell to the old carpet, causing a pillow of dust to fly into the air.

"Is he going to be ok?" asked Ron as the blond haired ninja fell asleep, drooling on the dusty floor.

"Naruto will be fine." Sasuke assured under his mask, cutting a Doxie in half with his kunai.

"Why don't you use the spray? With you using that thing," Hermione said as she eyed the kunai, "We have to clean up the blood." Gaara's sands fell to the ground, picking up the blood.

Ron and Hermione looked at each other in shock. Ginny had to spray a Doxie that came too close to them. After what seemed like hours, days in Shikamaru's mind, they had lunch. Naruto had finally woken up and sat down with them, after he ran around the room screaming about being bitten by a Doxie. Hermione confirmed it as just a spider bite. At that note Ron dropped his sandwich, said that he wasn't hungry, and made a mad man's dash to his room.

"Where are Konton and Kakashi? I haven't seen them all day." Harry said as he bit into his chicken sandwich.

"Oh, they help out the Order by playing muggle tourists to try to get information. I've seen them in a crowd, they are quite good at it," Mrs. Weasley said as she looked at the now damp curtains that the Doxies had called home.

"But won't they seem a bit strange in their clothes?" Ginny asked, now interested.

"No, they wear muggle clothes. Once I couldn't even see Konton in a crowd."

Ron walked along a hallway. He didn't like spiders, not one bit. He opened the closet door in his room to find Gaara just standing there, eyes open and glaring. Ron looked left and right. He shut the door and walked away, muttering about how he didn't like spiders.

Next was Harry's turn. He needed to get his jacket from his room, they were going into a cold part of the house. Harry opened his closet door to be face to face with Gaara. He wondered why he was in there and shut the door. Maybe he just imagined it. Fearfully he opened the to see Gaara, this time he blinked. Harry closed the door quickly this time and ran out of his room.

Sirius and Harry looked at the damp Doxie free curtain that had the family tree on it. Sirius pointed out all the family members who were nice, for they had a burn mark in them.

"Whenever the family breeds a half-way decent person we disown them. See there's my aunts name right there," he pointed to a large burn. The door bell rang and Sirius's mothers painting started to scream again.

"Blast it, I keep telling people to not use the doorbell." Sirius ran off to stop his mother and open the door. Over time the door bell kept ringing.

"That's Professor McGonagal, she's the Transfiguration teacher," Hermione told Sasuke who had chosen to look out of the room to see what the others were doing.

"And that's Snape. He's the potions teacher. He hates everyone but his Slytherins, especially the Gryffindors." Sasuke was pleased with the knowledge that Hermione was giving him.

"Shikamaru get up this instant! I swear, you're worse than that Mundungus." Mrs Weasley yelled after he noticed Shikamaru doing word puzzles. He sighed and said that she was troublesome.

"Now where did Gaara get to?" Hermione asked looking around as they were cleaning a cupboard of its mold.

"Last I saw him he was getting rid of the Doxies," Ginny said as she left the room to help Sasuke clean another room. Ron and Harry looked distressed.

"That boy is very strange if you ask me," Hermione said as she looked at Ron and Harry who were nodding their heads.

"I wonder when we are going to get our book list?" Ron wondered aloud as he tried to get rid of a bit of mold that was moving along his finger.

Soon everyone reassembled into a room on the fourth floor. Naruto said this was the room with the fighting pens. Fred and George took out their wounds. Sasuke took out a few shrikens and kuni. Naruto used Kage Bunshin no Jutsu. They watched the five Narutos run into the room, giving off a mighty battle cry. Fred and George stunned the pens whilst Sasuke cut them in half, letting their ink spill over the floor like it was their blood.

Harry looked at the Narutos in shock when Ron told them that they could use this sort of "wand-less magic" and that at school Kakashi would be telling them more about it later. Hermione was quite angry with said Kakashi for she desperately wanted to know more. Sadly for her, the students from Japan said they were not allowed to tell.

"Oh, it's because I'm a ninja," Naruto said happily.

"What?" Harry had just asked him.

"Fool!" Sasuke punched Naruto.

"Supper fool," Shikamaru said as he tossed a rubic cube at the blond haired ninja.

Harry went downstairs to be with Sirius. They talked for awhile until Mrs.Weasley came in for his help. Reluctantly Harry left Sirius who said that he had to feed Buckbeak.

Finally the sky started to darken. Kakashi and Konton returned from their mission. Naruto jumped off of the fourth floor and landed next to Kakashi. The poor unexpected man had just taken off his jacket when Naruto started to yell at him.

"Kakashi-sensei! Come on! I want to do something! Why do you get to go out while we clean the house? Come on, come on, come on, come on!" Naruto whinnied. Sirius's mother started to yell again. "It's just not-"

"Filth! Freaks! Get out of my-'

" Why are you so-"

"Shameful!"

"Please-"

"You yellow belled-"

"Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto stopped yelling as Mrs. Weasley stopped Sirius's mother.

"NARUTO UZUMAKI! WHY ARE YOU YELLING!" Now Sirius's mother was yelling again.

"Its not my fault, Kakashi won't let me train!" Naruto said in defense.

"Blood traitors! Vile monsters-"

"Don't you dare drag him into this young-"

"Freak!"

"But-but-"

"I said march!" Naruto walked up to his room, slightly angry and confused. Sirius finally shut up his mother and all was well in the headquarters for the Order of the Phoenix, except for the fact that Lupin rang the door bell. It seemed that Sirius's mother was starting to loose her voice for her yells were not quite as loud as before.

"So, Harry, are you ready for the hearing tomorrow?" Lupin asked.

"I think so," Harry said, face paling.

"Who is going to take me? Mr. Weasley?" Harry asked as the group sat down at the dinner table.

"No, sorry Harry. I won't be able to make it." Mr.Weasley said frowning slightly.

"Then who?"

"I will. I have to sign some papers showing that I'm a legal teacher." Kakashi said in a board tone.

"Oh." Harry was quite shocked.

"Yeah, be up at seven, the meeting is at nine." Mrs.Weasley told him.

"And hopefully tomorrow Kakashi will be on time." Konton said glaring at him.

"Yeah, yeah...I'll wake up at six." Kakashi said giving a nonchalant wave of the hand.

Thank all of you who have given me a review.

BasicallyAnIdiot & conlan0414863 & RisingMist Alchemist & Destiny's Dragon & Kikei-kii & hi, who ever you may be...

Keep reviewing, oh and in the next chapter they get pets, what should they have? Or should I just leave giving Sasuke a bunny and Gaara a kitten for the funny version?