"So, Harry," Draco said, scowling. "What exactly are we doing here?"

"Well, the author wanted to say something, but she realised that in order to stop us getting deleted, she needed to add on some story here," Harry replied, then returned his attention to his ice cream.

"And we are in an ice-cream shop because...?"

"The author likes ice-cream. So do I," Harry added, then proudly stuck his tongue out at Draco. "Does this flavour really make my tongue flash in different colours?" he asked excitedly.

Draco looked at Harry's tongue, which was rapidly changing colour as he watched. "Yes. And I'm not kissing you until it's back to normal."

Harry pouted. "But why?" he whined.

"Because it could make my tongue do it, too, and that would look stupid."

"Are you saying I look stupid?" Harry asked, his bottom lip trembling.

"Yes. No. Er," Draco said quickly, trying to work out what would effectively stop his path towards an untimely demise.

"You are," Harry accused. "And you know what that means."

"No, what does it mean?"

Harry carefully put his precious ice-cream down on the table, then leapt at Draco, covering his face and mouth with kisses. Draco growled and tried to push him away, but eventually gave in and kissed him back.

Eventually, Harry pulled away and sat back on his seat, carefully eating his ice-cream and avoiding looking at Draco. After a few minutes, Draco noticed that Harry was trying not to laugh.

"Harry, what is it?" he asked.

Harry looked at him, then quickly shoved a large amount of ice-cream into his mouth. "Can't talk, mouth full," he mumbled around it.

Draco waited not-very-patiently until Harry had finished. "What is it?" he repeated, then grabbed the ice-cream out of Harry's hand as the other boy went to put some more in his mouth. "Harry…" he said dangerously.

Harry went bright red. "Um. Your whole face. It's flashing in different colours," he said quickly, then jumped up and legged it out of the ice-cream parlour. Draco gave a howl of fury and followed. The shop owner decided that it was probably not worth chasing after them for pay.

Hi!

Right, um, I feel terrible about this, but All's Fair is going to have to go on hiatus for a while. I have every intention of finishing it at some point, but unfortunately it's going to have to wait. The problem is that I can't seem to work up the enthusiasm that I used to have for this fic, which is making it close to impossible to write, and all of my attempts are turning out terrible.

I will finish it at some point, I promise. I just need to give myself and my muse a break from it so that I can come back and love writing it like I used to. Thanks so much to all of you for being so supportive of me all through this fic, I love you all to bits.

Bye for now!

Sputzo