Disclaimer: Own. Nothing.
Author's Notes: Well, I wrote this one after talking to my friend Ricky (aka Roy) and wondering why Riza wasn't an alchemist..enjoy!
Late one afternoon, an unusually curious First Lieutenant Hawkeye stood in front of her commanding officer. She looked up to him innocently, flashing her perfected puppy-dog pleading look, and smiled almost shyly.
Roy sighed and came to the conclusion he couldn't resist what he assumed was an attempt at being cute for him and slowly pulled off his gloves. He felt a bit helpless as he surrendered them to Riza and also noticed that he would be completly unable to do anything if FullMetal came to annoy him.
Riza grinned and turned-on-heel, running to her own office, pulling them onto her hands. She straightened out her uniform and tried to remember Roy's stance, hand in pocket, a bit slouched back, and mimiced it.
She held one gloved hand out and pointed at a random plant in her office, something she figured was from Havoc as a gag, or the like. She snapped her fingers and closed her eyes.
BOOM! The spark normally created was a bit bigger than that, causing Riza to completly ruin her office and as Roy came in to figure out what happened, she smiled sheepishly and held out the last of his gloves.
Maes Hughes, convieniently walking by at that very moment, stopped and started laughing madly. "NOW we know why Riza never passed her state alchemist exam!"
Author's Notes: Meh, no witty after-remarks for this..please review!