Disclaimer: Own. Nothing. At. All. "I'm Too Sexy" belongs to Right Said Fred..not me..
Author's Notes: Aah..something inspired/written for Pat and Quinton..TWINKLES!
Major Armstrong was doing what he did best, pulling off his uniform top at random times and flexing his rather large muscles. Today, he was doing this on the train with a rather irritated Edward Elric.
"Oh will you just stop it already!" the Elric brother said, giving a cold glare to the Major, who was humming something very familiar to "I'm Too Sexy" and dancing around.
He stopped and looked over to Edward. "Edward Elric, you don't like posing yourself?"
Ed sighed and stood up from his seat, walking carefully over to him. "No..I just don't like state alchemists that lie and say their alchemic arrays are for their strength..when they're really made to create those floating pink twinkles!"
Author's Note: Haha..TWINKLES!