Horny Leprauchans and flying ladles

The next morning Sirius, Mari, Kelly and Remus were in the kitchen talking about James and Lily. Just then James came into the kitchen, they all stopped talking abruptly.

"Morning" said James distantly

"Morning" said everyone

A door appeared on the kitchen wall, and Lily stumbled through.

"Coffee" she said sleepily, and clearly hungover from the night before.

"Here" said Sirius as he handed Lily a cup of coffee, she sat down and started to drink it.

'I remember when she was hungover before, she would come and sit on my lap and I'd feed her coffee, I'd stroke her hair. But now I can't even give her a hug' thought James miserably

"I had the strangest dream last night" said Lily waking up a little, "I dreamt that your new flatmate was..."

"A horny leprauchan" laughed Sirius

"I had one dream about a horny leprauchan and now I'm the leprauchan lover" said Lily

"You and those damn leprauchan dreams" chuckled James

"She's had more dreams about randy leprauchans" said Sirius, thrilled to have something to tease Lily about.

"She had them every few months, in fact one of them resulted in a rather interesting experience" said James

Lily's head snapped in James direction when he said this.

"Oooo what was it? Tell me" said Sirius

"Well..." started James but he was cut off when Lily lauched a ladle at his head, "hey" he said rubbing his head, "What was that for?"

"Don't you dare tell him" said Lily

"Why, you aren't ashamed, are you?" said James

"No, but if you tell him, I'll be forced to tell him what happened on May 25th last year, in his office, with his tie" said Lily sweetly

"Ah, May 25th, that was awesome" grinned James, "I think he'd appreciate a story like that"

Suddenly Lily lauched herself at James catching him off guard, and she had him pinned to the ground in seconds.

"M-Maybe not" said James his voice shaking in mock terror.

"Good boy" said Lily getting off him.

"Bloody hell woman" said James, rubbing his wrists, then he suddenly pounced on Lily this time pinning her to the ground.

"Ahh get off you idiot" shreiked Lily

"uh uh you pinned me, it's only fair you be punished" teased James

"Oh and whats my punishment going to be?" Lily teased back, very much enjoying having James so close.

"Hmmm well I haven't decided yet"

"Or I could just tell Sirius that we had sex on his desk, and used his tie instead of handcuffs" said Lily loudly before pushing James off her.

"WHAT" shouted Sirius, "My desk...my-my tie"

Lily and James both got to their feet. Remus, Mari and Kelly were trying to stifle their laughter at Sirius' outrage.

"Wait, what tie?"

"And you have to work with him, all day and listen to him rant" said Lily smirking at James

"I said WHAT TIE?"demanded Sirius

"um..." said Lily pointing to the tie that was currently around his neck.

"Arggghhhh" said Sirius as he frantically removed his tie.

"Well, Mari, Remus our shifts start in 5 minutes" said Lily

"Oh no you don't. You're not leaving me with him like this" said James

Remus, Mari and Lily were healer at St Mungo's. James, Sirius and Kelly were Aurors.

"Sorry, we've gotta go" said Lily before apparating.

'Wow, she's amazing. I can't believe she managed to pin me. God I love her so much'