Physicals Part 1
It had now been a week since Lily's date.
Sirius, Kelly and Remus were in the boys' kitchen, Lily came in dressed in a pair of boxers and a man's shirt.
"Can I use your shower, Mari's hogging ours" said Lily
"James is in right now, but he shouldn't be much longer" said Remus
"Awww I need one now, or I'm not going to make it in time" whined Lily
"You could always join him oooh or Mari. I could watch" said Sirius
"Hmmm thats not a bad idea" said Lily
"I'll get my camera" said Sirius excitedly jumping up
"Oh sit down" said Lily rolling her eyes then she made her way to the boys' bathroom
Remus, Kelly and Sirius waited and about few minutes later, James ran out of the bathroom clutching at a towel, to cover his 'area'.
"James" exclaimed Remus, "there are ladies present" he said covering Kelly's eyes
"She-she" spluttered James pointing to Lily who was standing in the doorway of the bathroom.
"She got you out of the shower" said Lily slamming the door.
"Wow, she..." said James as he stared incredulously at the spot where Lily had just been standing, "she's wow"
A little while later James was sitting in the kitchen with Sirius, Remus and Kelly, still thinking about how incredible Lily was.
Then Lily emerged from the bathroom in only a towel.
"Sirius put your tongue back in" said Lily
James looked over at him and glared when he saw him practically drooling over Lily. Seeing James' glare, Sirius quickly averted his eyes.
"Oh here Jamesie I borrowed these" said Lily dropping the pair of boxers she had been wearing, before going in the shower, in his lap.
"My boxers. What were you doing with my boxers?" said James grinning, "That's a little kinky"
"Don't talk about me, I know what happened to my red lacy bra and matching underwear" said Lily
James blushed slightly he had taken her underwear to remember the good times. He also had her rings with him everyday, in fact they were in his pocket right now.
"No idea, what you're talking about" grinned James
"Sure whatever" said Lily sarcastically
"Now what were you doing with my boxers?"
"I like knowing I can get into your underwear anytime I want" teased Lily as she conjured the door joining the two flats.
"Anytime, sweetheart, just say the word" James shouted after her.
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LATER THAT DAY AT THE MINISTRY
"So, what's going on with you and James" Kelly asked Lily. Lily was in the middle of giving Kelly her physical.
"What do you mean? Nothing. We're friends" said Lily
"Who are you kidding? You two have been flirting ever since he moved in. It's like you're both 16 all over again. What's the deal?"
"Hmmm, don't know what you're talking about"
"Lily, I've known you since we were 11, you can't fool me. Do you still love him?"
"Of course I do, he's one of my best friends. I love him the same way I love you, Mari, Siri and Remus"
"LIAR"
"Okay" sighed Lily knowing she couldn't fool Kelly, "I do love him, so much"
"I knew it"
"Yeah, so what do you want a medal" snapped Lily
"Hey don't get mad at me, just because you still love your ex-husband, who still loves you by the way"
"What? Don't be stupid of course he doesn't and he's not my ex-husband"
"What is he then? And he does still love you, you have to be blind not to know"
"He's my husband, just my husband" said Lily quietly
"I don't understand"
"We didn't sign the fucking papers"
"WHAT? WHY THE HELL NOT? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME"
"I don't know"
"I do, you didn't tell me cause' you still love him and you want him back" teased Kelly in a sing-song voice.
"Shut up"
"Admit it!"
"Admit what?"
"That you want Jamesie back and you love him"
"No I don't"
"Lily"
"Well, oh I don't know. It's just so fucked up"
"Awww Lils it's okay" said Kelly putting her arm around Lily, "maybe you should talk to him about this"
"No" said Lily shaking her head, "I'm just not ready for that, you know the emotional talk about what went wrong. I'm just so emotionally fucked right now, I can't handle it"
"Okay, you know you can talk to me anytime"
"I know, thanks Kels"
"Anytime"
"Oh come on, I'm just being silly. Anyway that's you finished"
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James who was standing outside the door, had heard everything.
'Maybe there's hope after all, she said she loved me' thought James, 'although she also said she loved Sirius and Remus'
James didn't have time to mull it over. Lily and Kelly were coming out. He quickly went over and sat next to Sirius and some other Aurors that were waiting.
"Alright next, Black Sirius" said Lily emerging from the office with a clipboard in her hand.
"Such formalities, Lily doll, everyone knows what's gonna happen when we close that office door" said Sirius suggestively
"Why don't we leave the door open and let everyone watch" teased Lily
"Wh-what seriously" stuttered Sirius
"Yeah. Who wants to see a real life castration"
Sirius looked outraged that Lily could even say such a thing, "You're bloody mad, you know that"
"Hmmm yes I know. Now go into the office, take off your trousers, and I'll be in with the chainsaw in a minute"
"Hmmmph" grumbled Sirius going into the office
"Alright, last physical then it's time for a break" said Lily, before following Sirius into the office and closing the door.
James sat staring at the door the whole time Lily and Sirius were in it. When they eventually came out Sirius was grinning like an idiot. Lily just looked bored.
James soon saw why Sirius was grinning, he saw a familar tie, tied around Sirius' wrist.
"Wow, Siri, you uh rocked my world" said Lily rolling her eyes looking uninterested.
"I know, you weren't so bad yourself" said Sirius
"WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK? IS THAT MY TIE?" exploded James
"Uh huh" said Sirius happily
"Happy now?" said Lily, "you've gotten your revenge"
"Not quite" said Sirius, "but it's a start"
"What so you didn't...you know" spluttered James
"No" said Sirius quickly seeing the look in James' eye
"Oh sit down before you pop a vein" said Lily
Then Remus and Marissa came out of their offices with their paitents.
"Alright time for a break" said Mari
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A little while later Sirius, James, Remus, Mari, Lily and Kelly were sitting in the Ministry cafe drinking coffee.
"Who's your next paitents?" asked Kelly
"James" said Remus
"Hmmm Amos Diggory, delicious" said Mari
"Emmm" said Lily looking down her list, "Oh fucking shit, you've got to be fucking kidding me"
"Lily" said Sirius feigning shock, "Language"
"Who is it?" asked Kelly
"Kyle Frederickson"
"The boring sod you went out with" said Mari
"Yeah that one" said Lily, "ugh I don't want to see him with no shirt on. One of you have to switch with me"
"Well I don't want to see him topless either" said Mari
"Remus"
"Why do I get stuck with the one no'one wants" said Remus
"Oh come on. What if he pounces on me?" Lily shuddered as she said this.
"Of course, he'll swap with you" said James, not liking the idea of Lily in a room alone with any guy at all, let alone the one she had gone out on a date with.
Remus and James then started a conversation about Quidditch. Then Mari noticed Lily's face tense up and he eyes narrow. Mari turned and saw what Lily was looking at.
"Uh oh, get ready to see some fireworks" Mari whispered to Kelly.
Kim, (the slut that slept with James) came over to their table.
"Hi Jamie" she said wrapping her arms around his neck and sitting down next to him.
"What do you want" said James taking her arms off him.
"Well you've been back from Egypt for more than a week and we haven't caught up" she said seductively running her hand down his shirt over his chest
"I told you before I left. I. Don't. Want. To. Have. Anything. To. Do. With. You" said James dangerously as he once again removed Kim's hands from his body.
"Yeah, but you didn't mean it"
"Yes I did" said James standing up.
"No, I know you didn't, you just wanted the divorce to go smoothly and now that it's over we can pick up where we left off"
"What part of leave me alone, don't you get?" said James feeling his temper rising.
'what if Lily thinks she's telling the truth, then any tiny chance of me getting her back are gone'
"Come on, baby. Now that you've divorced that bitch, we can be together" coed Kim
"Kym" said Lily standing up, "why don't you save yourself any further embarassment and fuck off"
"Get lost, bitch" said Kim to Lily, who was now standing in front of her, "I won't lose him"
"See that's the thing" said Lily sweetly, "You can't lose what you never had" then she sat back down.
"That's what you think James and I had, no have something special. You were just there to produce an heir" said Kim viciously.
"I guess that means you weren't 'special' enough" said Lily
"You..." started Kim
"Enough" said James raising his voice, (which he never did), "Lily, she's lying I swear you weren't..."
"I know" said Lily cutting him off
"Kim go away" said James in a dangerously low voice
"James, you can't give up on what we have" pleaded Kim
"Listen, we don't have ANYTHING and what we did was the biggest mistake of my life cost me the best thing that ever happened to me and I'll hate myself for it til the day I die" said James still remaining calm, "Now get out of my sight before I do something I regret."
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I know that was a really long chapter but I just couldn't find an appropriate place to stop
Th next chapter is almost ready and should be up before Monday (I hope)
Anyway Review and tell me what you think