I play this stupid song
Even though I'm just mouthing along
I know this is wrong
But I do not care, and I mouth along.

Mindlessly tapping feet
On the Boulevard of Broken Reeds.
Taking a repeat
All totally fake, I mouth along.

My mouthpiece is all that's vibrating with me.
My fingerings are all I'm doing.
Sometimes I wish someone out there would sue me
Till then, I mouth along...

I'm marching in the line
That divides me from the kids behind
On the border line
Of home and of away. I mouth along.

Read the ledger line
What's messed up, and everything's all right.
See the D S sign
Nobody sees my "reed", so I mouth along.

(Repeat verses as needed.)