He's a rebel
He's insane
He's the first chair and he is phenomenal.
He's a rebel
For his gender
And he makes other flutists look abominable.

From the goalpost
To the endzone
He marches fastest and with the most fury.
He's no symbol
Of the band, he's
A rebel and he revels in his glory.

Is he thinking
What I'm dreaming?
Is he the one I've waited for, far beyond the team?
Does he differ
Like I differ?
He seems richer
Than he might at first glance seem.

He backs up the director
He plays 15ma
He moves unlike a vector
Mathematics can't define
What cycles through his mind.

(Repeat verses as needed.)