ARTEMIS FOWL HITS A PENGUIN!
This is random and I'm proud of it!
One day Artemis Fowl saw a penguin at the zoo.
The penguin was called Skipper.
Artemis said, "I'm coming for you squidgy thing!"
The penguin brandished a rubber blow up hammer in Artemis' face. He had bought it at the gift shop.
Artemis said "Yey! I like rubber blow up hammers from zoo gift shops!" He ran off and bought one.
Ten minutes later he came back with a big rubber blow up hammer.
Skipper jumped for joy. Then he picked up his rubber blow up hammer and hit Artemis on the leg.
Artemis fell over into Skipper's poo. Artemis got up and hit the penguin on the head. Skipper sank into the ground.
Then Wallace, Gromit, Hutch, Shaun and Feathers McGraw arrived at the zoo for a tea party. Skipper and Feathers McGraw danced around like chickens.
Wallace ate some Wensledale cheese and Gromit read "Electronics for Dogs." Hutch hit Shaun with a rubber blow up carrot. Artemis said "Tali ho!" and began to dance like a chicken with the penguins.
THE END!
I like cheese and rubber blow up hammers. Now if you don't mind I need to pee. So TTFN (Ta Ta for now) and please review or I will whack you with a rubber blow up hammer from the zoo gift shop.
This is for one of my friends (for anyone else who reads this, it probably won't make sense!):
L: Mufasa and Fred the dinosaur wearing an Hawaiin shirt were dancing around like pineapples.
R: Hey I said that they danced like pineapples. Pineapples don't dance! Fred is also wearing a hula skirt coz he is gay!
L: Mufasa likes marmite. Fred likes dresses. And a giant bright pink hippo with orange polka dots has just sat on my wardrobe and he is now doing the pants dance. It is not pretty. I expect a reply from you in a review :P (I mean my friend, by the way. Nothing against everyone else,I'm just crazy!)