Chapter 6: Pimp My Space Ride
The Agronauts were talking in their ship. "So, we need ship weapons, faster engine, better ship armor, better living quarters, 8 plasma tvs, a jacuzi and etc" said Jason. "So, do you have materials for me to make this?" said engineer. "No" said Jason. Engineer facepalmed. "So, what do we gonna do?" asked Jason. "Idk?" saidDane. Then a sound of a familiar tv shov came from Wally's computer. Jason and Engineer moved to him and noticed that he was watching Pimp My Space Ride. "I have and Idea".
The they flew to a space station where the studio was located. The Agronauts were about to enter, but then Xixyz VI came out from the door crying. He looked like og Xixyz. "Xixyx" what happened?" asked Jason. "Sob My show is cancelled Sob" answered Xixyz. "But whay, everyone loves your show" said Wally. "Because the CEO hates it". "Now we are definitely screwed" said engineer.
"No, not all is over, we will sneak into a studio, and make another episode and the people will like it, and you would return to air" said Jason. "Great Idea, but first you guys need new clothes". They looked at their clothes and realized that they were damaged from the adventures.
The Agronauts and Xixyz goy to mall and started choosing new cloths. Jason put on a red hoodie with a word captain written on it in white letters, black sunglasses, white sporty pants and red sneakers. Randon put on gold krogan armor, gold gauntlets, a wrestling belt with a word krogna and a angry krogan face drawn on it instead of championship, a aztek like crown and he left his spiky handcuff tings. Rin put on a small red top that showed off her cleavage and stomach muscles, a jeans miniskirt, a necklace with a blue crystal, pink combat boots. Wally put on a white radsuit, he then put on it a tophat and a suit and monocle like The Penguin and even bought a rgb umbrella that can shoot from weapon store. Scot put on a loose small leather west that shoved off his muscles, a golden medallion with a stickye bomb drawn on it, a black and red patterned kilt, a black fingerless gloves, black combat boots, and a Scottish crown. Uncle Dane bought the same clothes he had before. "I had the same look for over a ceturi, I don't want to change it" he said.
They all looked at eacheother in awe. Jason and rin especially liked eachother's looks for some reason. "Now you look cool and the show can start". Then they went to start their plan.
Then the space station went behind a planet, so it ws like night. Rin turned invisibele and sneaked into studio and disabled all alarms. She opened the garage and Wally flew the ship into it. Soon the rest of the tema and Xixiz VI came.
Then Wally started a stream on twitch. "Welcome to the new episode of Pimp My Space ride we get 1 000 000 000 000 vievs and the show gets uncancelled ot it will be our last episode, call all your friends and family to watch".
The episode started:
The intro happened and then Xixiz and all agronauts started to pull out old engein and put the new one. "This baby is a fast one, it can go faster thn light without even going in the warp" said XIxiz to audience. Then they installed two more wings with wing engines. "Now it will fly like Dragonfly" said Xixiz. Then they put laser guns and missile sylos on the ship so it was armed. "Now it can fight an entire Starfleet". And then they put a big plasma canon in frong. "A shind this can turn any ship into gluton soup". Said XIxiz VI.
Then they went to the main room and installed new apparatures. "Now contolling it will be easier and the devices are more presize" said Jason and made a thumbs up. Then they make and computer room with a bunch of computers and put antiviruses on them. "Now no one can hack it, not even the Destroyer" said wall and spinned in execitement.
Then they they go into ship and makea jacsusi room with a jacusi. "Thi hot tub might even be hotter then me" said rin and whinked. Then they made a living room with couches, giant carpts, a giant plasma tv and paint walls with landscapes painted on them and a fridge. "I can eat an entire truck of chips in a living room like this" said Rendon and smiled.
"How is or stream doing?" asked Xixiz VI? It's at 800 000 000 000, we are almost there" answered Wally. "Now it's time to meke living room" said Xixiz VI to the audience.
First they go to Jasen's room and color in black and put in a boombox and a painting with space war on itn, and plasma wall tv. "Looks awesome said Jason". Then they go to Rendon's room and color walls black and out in plasma wall tv and a fridge. "Im so hungry already" said Randon while drooling. Then they go to Rin's room and color walls pink, and put a mirror and a plasma wall tv on the wall and put in a magic table. "Finally, I can practice magic on this ship" said Rin. Then they go to wally's room and color in like that blue computer microchip but gig texture from Doom (AN: Idk how to describe that), and put in a new computer. "I like Im in a computer" said Wally. Then they go to Dane's roomand paint a desert ith a ranch on it and put a new crafting table and a wooden normal tv. "Yeehaw" said the engineer. Then they go to Demoman's room and paint the wall like castle bricks and add a fireplace, and put in a knight mannequins like in a castle. "I fell myself like home" said Scot.
Then they added more rooms in case any new crewmates join in and then they made more rooms (AN: I will describe them later when I would need them). "Hows the stream?" asked Xixiz. "It's 1 500 000 000 000, we set the Twitch's new record".
Meanwhile at the office the CEO was watching stocks on his computer when the news popped out. "New stream record was set by new episode of Pimp My Ride" said news. "Impossible, I cancelled the show, I hate it" said CEO who looked like the bad guy from Lorax. Then a picture of an evil ship popped up on the screen. "CEO, you want to destroy Pimp My Space Ride, I will give you powers, but you also have to destroy the Agronauts" said Destroyer. "Yes" said the CEO and a big brown red energy knight appeared near him.
"You are cancelled said the studio rqdio. Then a dark red energy knight jumped to where Pimp My Space Ride was. Jason shot him from the ak47 but it did nothing. "This is hate knight the manifestation of someone's hatred, you can't damage it, you need to kill the user" said Rin. "The use might be the CEO, He hates my show". Said Xixiz VI. "No you don't" said radio and then hell knight blocked the door and shot a hate beam drom his sword that everyone dodged. "Are you mad, youll kil us" said XIxiz VI. "And what do you thinks happened to the previous CEO" said CEO. "You monster" said Xixiz VI. "Yes and I will do everything to destroy pimp My Space Ride".
The a bunch of people bursted into the studio and started shooting the hate knight. "We are the fans and we will stop you evil hater" they said. But hate knight only got bigger and stronger. "Guys, stop hating, instead think about how we all love the show" said Wally. Everyone did that and hate knight got smaller and run away. "No, you are supposed to die, I hate you" said CEO. tHEn the hate knight entered his offive and killed him and disappeared. "What irony he was killed by his own hatred" said Xixiz VI philosophically.
Pimp My Space Ride got uncancelled and the new CEO liked the show. Xixiz VI and the agronauts painted the ship blue and word The Agro un it in red letters. "Goodby and thank you" said Xixiz VI and waved to the ship flying away. "Goodby and thank you for our ship" said the Agronauts.