Chapter 10-Grant's Farm Fun
After going through the forest and looking at all the wildlife there, the titans decided they would go get some lunch. Unfortunately, the only café closest to them was also close to the farm, so the scent of cow manure ran through their noses. Raven coughed. "Ugh!" She groaned, "that smells disgusting!" Beast Boy's ears perked up. "Dude!" He exclaimed, "You sound like Squidward from the show "Spongebob Squarepants!" Heehee!"
"Don't tell me you actually watch that show," Robin said. 'Who doesn't watch it? It's about a sponge living in a pineapple in a place called Bikini Bottom. What's not to like?" Beast Boy asked. "The fact that Spongebob likes Patrick and is gay," Cyborg said. Beast Boy gasped in horror. "Spongebob is not gay!" He shouted. Cyborg rolled his eyes. "Please friends," Starfire chimed in, " do not fight over such a silly thing. It is just a cartoon, is it not?"
"Yeah!" Robin exclaimed, "you guys shouldn't fight about Spongebob Squarepants." Cyborg and Beast Boy glanced over at the two. "Robin, don't stick up for your girlfriend unless you start planning on going out with her," Cyborg said. Robin's cheeks turned a light red. "She's not my girlfriend," Robin said in an annoyed tone, "we've been down that road before." Starfire nodded.
"Yeah, but you probably enjoyed it Rob, because when we found you two, you were hugging, remember?" Beast Boy asked. Robin's cheeks turned a deeper red and Starfire's were beginning to get pink.
Raven placed her hand on Robin's shoulder. "C'mon guys," she began, "just shut up and leave the two alone about it." Robin mouthed a "thank you" and Raven nodded. Bumblebee stepped up. "Let's go get something to chow on," she said. The titans got their orders from the café and sat down. Robin took a bite of his white pizza and tugged out his communicator. "Whatcha doing Robin?" Terra asked. "I'm gonna check in with Mas and Menos," Robin stated, "I wonder how they're doing."
He listened to the rampaging of the two twins shouting in Spanish and Robin quickly closed the device. "They say they're doing fine," he said. The titans shrugged and then continued with their eating. "Robin," Starfire asked, "after this, would you like to see the birds?" Robin nodded. "NO!" Speedy shouted. "We have to see the killer goats first!" Robin had a puzzled look. Cyborg quickly grew a sly grin on his face. "Okay Speedy," he said, "we'll see the killer goats. And Robin," he continued, "can go with Starfire to see the birds...alone."
"Okay!" Starfire exclaimed cheerfully before Robin could object. Robin's head was spinning. "Okay, now you'll get your chance, while looking at all the birds you can tell her how you feel. Yeah, that's it!" Robin smiled. Hopefully, his plan would work. Once the titans had finished their meal the others headed towards the goats while Robin and Starfire headed to the bird cage. After a few steps, Robin heard footsteps behind him and turned to see Raven. Raven grabbed him by the wrist and dragged him to a corner. Starfire, needless to say, was confused and jealous, and Robin was totally confused. He took his wrist away from Raven's grasp. "Um," he began, "anything you wanna talk about?" He asked. "I just need to give you a few tips," Raven stated.
"Tips?" Robin asked.
"Yeah, first," Raven began, "don't talk about subjects she doesn't wanna talk about. Second, don't do anything pervertish or sexual unless she wants you too. Three, don't get her bored with mindless babbling. And last but not least, TELL HER HOW YOU REALLY FEEL OR YOU'LL NEVER GO ON AT LEAST ONE DATE WITH THE GIRL!" Raven regained her composure and stared at him. "Do I make myself clear?" She asked. Robin nodded. "C-c-crystal c-c-c-clear." He said. 'Good," Raven said, and she walked away.
Robin turned around and saw Starfire, arms crossed, foot tapping. "What was that all about?" She asked him. "Nothing Star," Robin replied. "Now let's go look at the birds." He grabbed her hand and rushed off. When they arrived they saw many birds flying high. Starfire's eyes twinkled.
Back at the goat's pen, Speedy kept getting bit while the other titans just watched. "Think we should just leave him there and spy on the two lovebirds?" Terra asked. The other titans nodded. When Speedy wasn't looking, they rushed off. Cyborg got his video camera ready. "This is gonna be gold!" He squealed. Aqualad snickered. "It's not just gonna be gold," he began, "you could use it for blackmail!" Aqualad and Cyborg high-fived. Raven stopped and crossed her arms. "Can't you two be a little aware of their privacy?" She asked. Aqualad and Cyborg looked at each other and then at Raven. "No," they said in unison.
They ran off and Beast Boy placed his hand on Raven's shoulder. "It'll be fine," he assured her, "besides, we could use this to give Robin a boost of encouragement if he doesn't tell her today." Raven smiled. "Thanks Beast Boy," she said. Beast Boy smiled back and grabbed her hand. "Now we just have to catch up!" He exclaimed.
"Robin, isn't this amazing?"Starfire asked. She giggled as the tiny lovebird climbed on top of her head. (A.N yes, there is such a thing as a lovebird) "They're actually landing on our fingers, and climbing on top of our heads! And we owe this special moment to the employee people who have given us the food!" She fed the bird another piece of fruit and giggled. Robin sighed. Having birds build nests in his hair wasn't exactly how he wanted to spend his day. But if it made Starfire happy, that was enough for him. Starfire seemed to be dancing as the birds flew all around her. Robin sat down. A bird came hopping over to him but he waved it off. Starfire noticed his change in attitude. She quickly sat down next to him and placed a pile of food in front of her for the birds to eat.
"Is something wrong?" She asked. Robin shook his head and let a lovebird hop onto his finger. "Is it not the most beautiful thing you have ever seen, Robin?" Starfire asked. Robin stared at her. "Believe it or not, I know something...well, somebody...that's even more beautiful," he said. "Really?" Starfire questioned. "It is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. It's colors are so radiant and stand out brightly. It's wings are so elegant when flapping in the wind, what could be more beautiful?" Starfire asked. "Who could be more beautiful." Robin corrected her. "Right," Starfire sheepishly said. She sighed. "Anyway, what is the bird called Robin?" Robin stared at her. "It's called a lovebird," he said, sighing and getting up. "We're gonna have to go soon," he said, "I don't want the others to get worried about us." Starfire jumped up and grabbed his arm.
"No, we do not have to leave," she began, "the others should not fret."
Robin looked at her. "Besides," Starfire continued, "I would like you to tell me more about this bird of love and...find out who you think is more beautiful then a bird of love." Robin blushed. Just then, a robotic hand came into the building and aimed it's camera at two teenagers. A red headed girl and a black haired boy. The teens had no idea it was watching them. "Perfect," Cyborg quietly whispered.
Robin stared at the girl for a long time. Her voice ringing in his head. "Find out who you think is more beautiful then a bird of love." Robin sighed and looked at her again. "Are you going to tell me or not?" Starfire asked. Robin looked her straight in the eyes and asked "Do you really want to know?"
Author's Notes-cliffie! I feel evil! Anyway, homecoming part 2 was awesome! I still can't get over the fact they called Beast Boy Garfield for the 1st time! Can't wait for the next eppie called "Trust" supposed to be really good. Kay, c u guys later thanks 4 the reviews!
iluvrobbie-yes, it's one of my fav pairings! Most of my friends watch Y7 but, yeah, preppy preps don't. And i'm sure they do. One kid who sits at my lunch table says stuff like "Robins a loser." "Robin looks bad in spandex" (I hate that kid! No one insults robin in front of me!) But, how would he know robin wears the sexy spandex anyway? Huh?
Yessika-thank u! I tried to make it good 4 all the bb rae shippers who might've got annoyed with the rob/star.
I feel awfully random-thank u! Thank u! I love meeting new bb/r and r/s shippers every day.
Iuz the Old-fireworks! Yay! I'm so glad everyone loved that chappie!
Raven flies with me-demon human eating waffles? Okay, i'll update asap.
Regrem Erutaerc-well, I make speedy stupid to add a little humour to the story. I don't think i'll be using her emotions but thanks for the info anyway!
singofthelove-thanks for the idea! Glad u enjoyed it that much! Everyone else did.
Overactive Mind-awesome! I love llamas. They're awesome.
loaned-that's cool! I've never really met a guy with a mushy side! That's good that u admit that. Like Ellen Degenerous (or however u spell her name) recently admitted she was gay. Anyway, a trip to the moon would be interesting...i'll have to think about it. Atlantis also sounds good! Thanks for the ideas!