A/N: Nothing to say now, except thanks to:

dracos-beautygirl: Blaise's conscious is the best one to have if you want to be cheered up, but the worst one for any other day or mood. That just sucks for Blaise doesn't it? Also, the singing was caused by a spell that's been spreading through the muggle world and Hogwarts, so you'll find songs catching you off guard very often from now on.

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Chapter 11: Trail Along, But Leave No Trail

(Put on some spy music: dun dunnn dun dun dunnn dun dun dun dunnn…)

The deatheaters crept along the corridors of Hogwarts. They had taken a lot of trouble and gone through much expense to get inside.

(Imagine a James Bond spy scene, only except the spies are working for the evil of mankind.)

"Bshh. Over." The deatheater, Erile, imitated a static noise through the wizard walkie-talkie.

"Bshh, copy. Over." His friend, Locke, answered through his black walkie-talkie.

"Bshh, subject spotted. Over."

Just then, Hermione walked past, carrying a plate of food in her hands.

"The eagle has landed. The eagle has landed. It is fast approaching its nest. Over."

Hermione said the password and walked through the entrance of the Heads' Tower.

Erile stepped out from where he was hiding and Locke did the same.

"Bshh, the eagle is in its nest. Safe to proceed. Bshh. Over." Erile said.

"Erile, we're only 5 feet away from each other. Stop using the damn walkie already."

Locke needed to take only one step and snatched the two-way radio from his comrade's hands.

"And why are we using 'eagle' to code-name the Mudblood?" Here, Locke threw up his hands.

"Why don't we just choose some random names then? How about 'Kenny' or 'Harris'?" He said sarcastically.

(A/N: A special sundae or triple mocha latte for the readers who know where I got the codenames above and the one below from. Hint: they're from two shows.)

"Or how about 'assface' maybe? We'll just have to deal with 'assface' here as directed by Master."

"My, aren't we the cheery one today." Erile answered to his friend's disdain.

"How wonderful of you to notice. I'm actually surprised that you brain power left from looking at muggle porn all day."

"It's not porn, it's Playboy."

"What's the diff?"

Erile shrugged his shoulders and said, "Why don't we just name her Regnarg."

"Huh?" Locke's face was completely blank.

"It's Granger backwards, ass-face."

"You want to see an ass-face? Look in the mirror." Locke retorted.

"No need. I see one everyday. And isn't it a coincidence that it belongs to your body? My, my, my. I wonder what your parents looked like. I mean, like the saying goes 'Ugly plus ugly equals uglier.' So butt-face plus butt-face equals ass-face. Neat, huh?" Erile said.

"Just shut up and start recording."

A pen and quill appeared with a poof! in mid-air, which Erile picked up and started to write.

Day 3:

6 A.M. Regnarg wakes up.

7:12 A.M. Regnarg exits Heads' tower and walks to Gryffindor tower.

7:30 A.M. Regnarg walks with Rettop and Yelsaew to commons to eat breakfast.

7:57 A.M. Exits commons and separates friends. Walks to Potions class with Snape.

8:00 A.M. Arrives at Advanced Potions.

9:30 A.M. bell rings and exits room.

9:32 A.M. Meets with Rettop and Yelsaew again.

9:37 A.M. Heads back to Heads' Tower and picks up Transfiguration books.

9:41 A.M. Is at door of Transfiguration class.

9:45 A.M. Bell rings and all students go to class.

11:15 A.M. Bell rings and Regnarg exits class with fellow classmates.

11:21 A.M. Meets with friends at tree near lake.

11:30 A.M. Lunch time. Heads to commons again.

11:34 A.M. Locke goes to restroom. I go too. He ends up somehow pissing on me. Bad aimer.

12:30 P.M. Lunch ends and Regnarg goes to Herbology.

12:34 P.M. Is at greenhouse. Locke goes pee in the bushes. The bushes are actually archaetriplantae. They have teeth (big teeth) and three eyes and can move around and make noises. The pee pisses off the plants. They go after him. I point and laugh.

2:00 P.M. Class ends and Locke has killed the archaetriplantae. Poor plants. Regnarg takes stroll around lake.

2:13 P.M. Blonde boy walks up to her. He is not a student. Unknown subject.

2:22 P.M. Unknown subject leaves.

2:25 P.M. Regnarg goes back to Heads' tower and gets books.

2:27 P.M. Sees Rettop and Yeslaew again. Say hi and the three goes in different directions.

2:30 P.M. The bell rings and Regnarg is in A.P. History of Magic.

3:16 P.M. Regnarg asks to use the bathroom.

3:18 P.M. Arrives back at class.

3:46 P.M. Locke sees another plant. I know it's an archaediplantae. It looks different from an archaetriplantae because it's smarter and faster. He doesn't know. He puts a rock in its mouth. It spits it out and hits Locke's forehead. I point and laugh. The plant chases Locke around until he runs into a closet and hides.

3:50 P.M. The plant goes away, but I don't tell Locke. He stays in there.

4:00 P.M. The bell rings and Regnarg is out of class.

4:14 P.M. Same unknown subject approaches Regnarg and they go into Heads' tower.

4:20 P.M. Locke is still in the closet.

5:37 P.M. Regnarg exits Heads' tower but unknown subject is not with her.

5:39 P.M. Regnarg enters library.

6:46 P.M. Regnarg exits library. I let Locke out of the closet. I told him I killed the plant for him. He believed me; fool.

6:48 P.M. Regnarg enters Heads' tower.

6:57 P.M. Exits Heads' tower and has changed clothes. Heads to the commons.

7:00 P.M. Dinner time. Regnarg is with Gryffindor friends. Unknown subject is not there.

7:45 P.M. Dinner ends and Regnarg exits with friends.

7:49 P.M. They enter the Gryffindor tower. (Password: animagus)

9:32 P.M. Exits tower and goes back to tower. Malfoy Junior meets her at the corner. They go back to Heads' tower. Can't get password. Locke tries to guess it. Look for the word "stupidity" in dictionary and see if I can find his name in the definition.

9:46 P.M. Exits Heads' tower and goes to portrait and tickles the pear. The portrait opens and enters.

9:50 P.M. Exits the room with a plate of food.

9:54 P.M. Enters the Heads' tower.

Locke looked over his shoulder as Erile wrote the last statement. Lucky for both of them, Locke did not read the whole parchment.

"Okay, we're good for the day. It's time to retire."

Locke threw a pinch of different colored powder into the air and a portal opened. Locke stepped first inside and Erile followed him.

However, the quill dropped out of Erile's pocket as he stepped in the portal. The tip touched the ground but held. The portal closed, leaving no signs of deatheater activity except for the quill.

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