DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry Potter and the characters that were so well thought of by J.K. Rowling. THIS IS NOT A SLASH! But if your mind goes that way, don't fight it!
IN WALMART:
Sirius is looking hard to find the right card for his best friend, Moony. He finds one that has a lot of glitter.
"Shiny," he yells as he grabs it and starts to read.
"Oh no! Oh Merlin no! No," he says as he drops the card. It reveals a rose inside of it that says "I love you."
He continues for (what seemed like hours) minutes trying to find just the right card. He spots one with big bold letters. He read it and throws his hands in the air.
"It says 'spot of tea'! I'll take it!" he yells once again and grabs the envelope.
IN THE WAL MART PARKING LOT: This is what Sirius writes
ODE TO MOONY
Moony you are feeling like crap.
Snot is having a party…..
In your nose….raise the roof,
You little boogies, raise the roof.
Fred the dragon is in your throat.
Everytime he sneezes, you hurt.
Stinks for you…
I wish I could help, but then I'd be sick too,
And you would be well….then you'd be as bored
as I am without you.
Okay, so this isn't a very "poetic"
poem, oh well it's the thought, right?
-- Sirius The (almost) poet
(squee)
Mikki Amboree to DiscombobulatedDrummer