Disclaimer: Please, if I owned Harry Potter and crew this little story would have never happened. So don't sue.
Sirius: Hi!
James: That was creative….NOT!
Sirius: Pudding!
James: Lily! I bet she tastes better…
Sirius: You would taste Lily…(blank stare)
James: Of course I will! When we get married.
Sirius: To separate people…(trying to poke James in the head)
James: Sirius, if you poke my head, I will hex all your hair off! AND make it pink!
Sirius: You know I'll do worse. Snog Lily.
James: You wish! Not in your life! She's all mine! MINE! (eye twitching)
Sirius: Riiigghhtt….We could make this into an igloo. (looking around auditorium)
James: Way to change the subject! You went from talking about the alluring, beautiful, smart, cutiful, witty, hot, spicy, puddingful (WTC!), beautiful, red haired hotness, intelligent and tasty Lily to talking about igloos…..(looks at what is written down) I could have just described Remus….Except for the red haired part…and the hot part…
Sirius: (blank stare) He's puddingful….mmm……chocolately goodness in every bite.
James: I didn't know you were like that Pads….(shocked face) I know that you were flirtatious, but not like that.
Sirius: Like what? I was talking about pudding. What are you talking about?
James: (gulps) NOTHING!
Sirius: Hehe….if only Moony was here….
James: (sigh) Do you not pay attention to the lunar calendar? Oi…..
Sirius: I wondered why he was so grumpy. Then what is your problem? "Lily Depression"
James: This guy's breath smells like onions…trade seats with me Padfoot! Please! (pouting)
Sirius: No…..muggles…sheesh...
Author's ending notes:
DD: That was a boring assembly. Muggles what can you say?
Mikki: Chicken butt!
DD: True…very true.
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Discombobulated Drummer AND Mikki Amboree