Author's notes: Hello! Yes, once again here is another edition of "Siriusly Riddikulus." Yeah, this time I really thought of the plot. So yeah…. Anyways, I hope you like this chapter!
Cheers,
DiscombobulatedDrummer
Disclaimer: I do not own anything J. K. Rowling has created…except for the sock….unless she created the sock, then no.
Chapter 4: Sock Power
Sirius: Hey Prongs! Check this out! I've been working on my muggle moves!
James: Alright then.
Sirius: (does a karate move and hits James in the head knocking his glasses off.)
Sirius: Ooops…
James: Yeah, "Oops" is right, you wanker!
Sirius: Those are fighting words!
James: Really? I just thought that they were words. (grabs Daily Prophet from Remus' bed.)
Sirius: What are you going to do with that?
James: (slaps paper into hand)
Sirius: Hey, you didn't take the comics out! Don't ruin them!
James: I'm going to ruin something else.
Sirius: (transforms and hides under Remus' bed)
James: Oh no, you are not getting away that easily. (finds a broom and starts poking under the bed at Padfoot.)
Padfoot: Grrr……(crunch!)
James: What the bloody….(looks at chewed broom.) How?
Padfoot: (spits out end of chewed broom at James' shin)
James: Ow! You bloody git!
Padfoot: (pops from under Remus' bed back into human form.) Why thank you!
----------Remus walks in----------
Remus: Hey, that's my sock! I wondered where it was. (takes sock off Sirius head.)
Remus: Eww….why is it wet? (holding sock by two fingers)
Sirius: I was getting bored…and hungry. (pinking lint from teeth)
Remus: Well, use your own socks as chew toys not mine. (throws sock back at Sirius as he leaves the room)
Sirius: Does this mean that I can keep it?
James: (hits Sirius on top of head with newspaper)
Sirius: (blinks) Ow….
Author's ending notes: The stuff that I come up with during class...(sigh) Well, I hope you enjoyed that chapter. Please review!
DiscombobulatedDrummer