Author's notes: Yup! You get two chapters today! I have no idea where this subject came about, but I started singing the song and the story came to me. I hope you like it!
Cheers,
DiscombobulatedDrummer
Disclaimer: Last time that I checked I don't own anything.
Chapter 5: The Magical Coconuts
Sirius: (SINGING)
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That's what the showman said
James: Where are they?
Sirius: Where's what?
James: The coconuts. You said that you have a lovely bunch of coconuts and I want to see them!
Sirius: James….it's a (tries to pat James' shoulder)
James: Don't touch me! I WANT COCONUTS! (eye twitches)
Sirius: I don't have any!
James: YOU LIED! YOU LIED TO ME! LIAR!
Sirius: James…calm down mate..
James: I will not calm down until I have them. (pointing his wand at Sirius)
Sirius: Hey, come on mate. Would you let a bunch of coconuts stand between a good friendship?
James: Maybe…..Unless you tell me where they are…
Sirius: I said that I don't have any!
James: FINE! (flicks wand at Sirius)
Sirius: NOOO!
--------10 minutes later------
(Remus walks up to Sirius and shakes his head)
Remus: You sang the song again, Padfoot?
Sirius: I can't help that I like the song.
Remus: You are one disturbed man…but I do have to say that you have a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Sirius: Shut it! I can't see how women do this…
Author's ending notes: My side really hurts. Wow, it took a lot for me to write this, because it's so funny. Well, please review and tell me what you think!
DiscombobulatedDrummer