Author's notes: Ok, this little chapter begain in the lunch room with two of my friends. One of them was begging for a cookie and the other wouldn't give it to her. So the beginning is similar to what they said. The rest of it my friend and I wrote in French. She has no idea that it was my plan to put it as chapter 7 of "Siriusly Riddikulus." I'm good like that. Woah, you all are good. Y'all are getting 2 chapters in 2 days! Or I might just be a good writer. Who knows! I hope you all like this chapter!

Disclaimer: I don't own the Marauders. I wish I did. I would keep them hostage in my room...no my closet. Yeah, that's it. But I suppose J.K. Rowling has them in her closet , because I don't.


COOKIE MADNESS

Sirius: Give me a cookie!

James: No!

Sirius: Give me a cookie!

James: No!

Sirius: GIVE-ME-A-COOKIE!

James: NO!

Sirius: Please? (puppy dog eyes)

James: ok….hang on…..keep hanging….nope never mind.

Sirius: WHAT? Why must the cookie corrupt my mind?

James: Shhh….you can't here it calling you unless you are quiet! (Puts finger to mouth)

Sirius: Shut it!

James: Shh….the cookie speaks: "EAT ME! EAT ME!"

Sirius: (falls on knees) WHY?

Cookie: You need me!

Sirius: ( Sees a BIG cookie talking to him)

Sirius: Woah….you are a big...cookie!

Cookie: EAT ME!

Sirius: OKAY! (jumps on cookie making it fall to the floor)

Cookie: AHHHHH!

Sirius: You…taste…odd…..like…leather. A familiar taste….hmm….

James: (slapping Sirius in the head) Dude give me back my shoe!

Sirius: But it's so good! A little over baked, but nevertheless.

James: Still it is my shoe! Understand me! S-H-O-E!

Sirius: Fine! (throws shoe back to James and hits him in the head)

James: Ow! (rambles unknown language. Possibly Latin)

Sirius: Ha ha! Serves you right! (puts hand in pocket and pulls out cookie)

Sirius: Oh my gosh! Dude! It's a cookie!

"Lil" Cookie: Don't eat me.

Sirius: Aw…but little cookie, I'm hungry.

"Lil" Cookie: Then I must go. (disapperates)

Sirius: (falls back on knees) NOOO!

James: You are seriously odd.

Sirius: I know.

Sirius: (with small tears falling down his face) I'm going to miss you cookie.

Author's ending notes: Please review! I hope you laughed. Well, at least chuckled, then I would be happy.

DD