WOOO EMMELZ HASN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS STORY all the readers jaws drop yes yes I'm back... at least for this chapter... Who knows when the next one will be posted.. thank you all so much for sticking with me :D
CHAPTER TWENTY SEVEN
They met up with the boys in the eating area. They all burst out laughing, seeing thme all poufey eyed, and hair every where.
"Why are you all so damn cheerful, we only got like four hours of sleep." Ron grumbled scratching his head.
"Speak for yourself." Hermione said still laughing.
"We didn't sleep at all." Emma-Leigh added.
"Then WHY are you so damn cheerful?" Draco said placing his hands over his eyes. Michelle pushed his hair out of his face,
"Aren't our pets so cute when they're tired?" she smiled as Draco growled. "oooh bad temper... whers the squirt bottle?"
"Hiss.."
"Reow.." Emma-Leigh and Hermione laughed.
"Okay you people are way to happy for people who haven't slept all night." Emma-Leigh, Hermione, and Michelle muttered something under their breaths and cast cheering charms on their tired boyfriends.
"We may not need it but you certainly do" Hermione said. The boys all smiled, and laughed, and joked with their crazy girl friends.
"Much better."
The fabulous five, (Em, Hermy,Ron, Harry, and Draco (a/n lol)) decided to attend first block with Michelle. It was Defense Against the Dark Arts class. Professor Standing was waiting in front of the chalk board.
"Emma-Leigh its so great to see you again. You were awesome at the Quidditch match."
"Thanks Professor." The Hogwarts students and Michelle sat in the back of the class and listened to Professor Standings lecture, laughing at Michelle because she had to take notes.
"You could be helping!" Michelle said glaring at her friends.
"Yessum, we could be but where's the fun in that?" Draco replied making them all laugh even more.
"Students from Hogwarts, It's a pleasure having you here but if you're just going to distract the already easily distracted I'm going to have to ask you to leave." Professor Standing said.
"Sorry Professor Standing." They all murmured together.
"It's okay. It's time to put away our quills and take out our wands any ways." Everyone was set into pairs and went to wordlessly send their partners flying across the room. The walls had been specially padded for this event. Professor Standing walked over o the Hogwarts gang.
"Now this is a grade above you so you may find it difficult." Emma-Leigh looked at her old Professor skeptically. "well, I know your ability Miss Newman... But your friends... well I've never taught them so I..."
"Don't worry about it, Hermione here is a genius, and Harry's the top of his defense class. And Draco and Ron aren't dunces either! We'll do all right Professor." Standing smiled and waked on.
"Teachers..." Draco muttered. Everyone faced their partners and pointed their wands. The first person to go flying backwards was Hermione. Ron looked shocked, as did Hermione.
"I can't believe I sent you flying before you sent me!" Ron laughed and punched his fist in the air looking very triumphant until he was sent flying by Hermione. She stuck her tongue out at the red head and the class continued.
The six of them burst into the auditorium laughing hysterically.
"Oh my God Michelle... your face was soooo priceless. I wish I had a camera!" Emma-Leigh said.
"What happened?" Courteney asked from across the room.
"Well Micchy here was bad mouthing Draco because he had yet to send her backwards. So Draco became angry and gave us all the "look" so the next time she laughed at him everybody turned around and sent her straight up into the air. It was so funny!"
"Why'd I go straight in the air though?" Michelle asked.
"I'm guessing it's because all of us sent it at the same time so the spell was hit at all angles... so it sent you up instead of one direction." Hermione answered, Michelle looked at them all angrily.
"ANYWAYS!" Emma-Leigh shouted, "What class to next?"
"Well I've got acting." Courteney said, Michelle nodded beside her.
"Okay that's definitely what we will be doing. Acting is the best class." Just then BJ waked into the room and sat on the edge of the stage.
"Guys, this is BJ- he is the professor for this course."
"Professor BJ?" Draco snorted.
"No, BJ is my name. That's it." BJ replied. Draco shut up and sat down on one of the orange chairs.
"Well since we have guests let's just play some theater games. What'd you guys want to play?" They decided to play a simple game of freeze. Two people went on stage and once they were in a "compromising" position you called freeze and changed the way the game was going. It was a huge laugh. Howartians were a little shy at first but quickly got in to the game. They then played Park bench another classic theater game that can get extremely dirty. Again everyone got into it. Best moment of the game was when Draco was sitting on the bench. No one could make him laugh... so Harry went up and kissed him right on the lips and even Malfoy calm couldn't stop him from freaking out and laughing.
By the end of the class everyone had gone up, Well, everyone except Hermione. She refused to go up.
"Well Hermione. It's your turn." BJ said. Hermione sat there mouth open debating. She never failed on an assignment, or refused to do what a teacher said... but she was afraid of going onstage in front of people she didn't know. She slowly, very slowly made her way to the stage.
"Now you get to sing for us." Hermione's jaw dropped even lower the it was before.
"You're not serious!"
"Of course I am." The BSS students laughed.
"Sorry ''Mione. If you don't participate out of your own will you have to go on stage by yourself... Its an Auditorium rule, used on skippers and guests."
"Yah and it's not like you have a problem singing. Karaoke at Halloween was awesome." Draco said encouragingly. Hermione smiled,
"Yah but then I knew I wouldn't be the worst because Nevile was singing."
"Well now you have to sing with out Neville's reassuring bad voice. Why don't you just sing what you sang then?" Michelle asked.
"Because I sang with a group then..."
"HAHAHAHAHA! Oh man that was fun!" Emma-Leigh said.
"Sing. Sing. Sing. Sing" they started to chant.
"FINE!" music started from no where and she started to sing I love Rock 'n' Roll. She got everyone going. By the end it didn't matter that she was the only person on stage because every one else was singing too.
"I hate you guys." she said when she sat back down and wouldn't talk to anyone. By the time lunch came, (and after many more drama games and laughs) she was talking to them again, but still hadn't quite forgiven them for making her sing. They decided that they would go to transfig next with Michelle, Emma-Leigh begged them to go to a different class but they refused.
"Come on Emma-Leigh this oughta be fun." Michelle said. Emma-Leigh rolled her eyes.
"Sooo our star seeker has returned to us." Professor Pin said.
"Only for a short time Professor," She snapped.
"Oh what a shame. I have missed your comments in class.
"I bet you have... but you'll be happy to know I have all block to make up for it." She smiled evilly.
"Take your seat Ms Newman." Emma-Leigh sat in her corner seat and looked around.
"Oh its so fun to be sitting here again" She said again with a role of the eyes. Professor Pin looked at her as she put her feet up on the desk.
"Miss Newman, please put your feet down." She sighed, rolled her eyes and took her feet down.
"This will be fun." she whispered as Professor Pin opened up the text book and started to read and write notes on the board.
"This is worse then Binns class, this is." Ron said yawning a few minutes later.
"Yah think?" Emma-Leigh said. "The problem is I can't do what I normally do to get through this class."
"What's that?" Harry asked.
"Take 40 minute "bathroom breaks"." everyone around her snickered.
"Miss Newman!" Professor Pinhead looked over.
"Wasn't me" she said raising her hands.
"Do you wish to teach this class?"
"I could probably do it better then you because my IQ is higher then yours." she whispered loud enough for him to hear. Professor Pin's veins started to pop out of his forehead.
"Emma-Leigh you... you are so... "
"Slytherin!" Draco interrupted. Emma-Leigh smiled.
"Why thank you Draco darling." Professor Pin sighed and looked at his watch, and then continued to read in his mono tone voice from the next book.
"Ready I'll now prove how small his IQ is... Professor!" Emma-Leigh called raising her hand.
"Yes Miss Newman?"
"Well, we are talking about transfiguring birds into binoculars right?" Professor Pin nodded.
"Okay well what would happen if you were to use the same incantation with a mammal?" Pinheads eyes bulged as he scanned the text book.
"I... er...um...well you see... um..." He continued to read the text book as if the question was never asked. The hogwartians just looked at the Professor gob smacked. Emma-Leigh was looking at Pin the same way Snape looked at Harry.
"Oh God I hate him so much err!" Emma-Leigh said as they walked back to the auditorium. "He is the worst teacher in the world!"
"Yah you're right... How did you pass that class?" Ron asked, he had fallen asleep just like in Binns class.
"Well that's how I got to know Kassandrah so well... Professor Bullavardez...I was hella failing that class but she knew I could do it because I got O's on my tests and practical lessons. I just never did homework and barely showed up for the class. So they made a deal that whatever I got on my final exam would be what I would've gotten on all my home work and everything else we did when I was in the bathroom or skipping out. SO that's how I got top marks in a class I barely attended. 40 minute bathroom breaks and skipping class is apparently the way to get to the top of a Prof Pinhead class." Hermione raised her eye brows.
"Is that really the way to get to the top? Not working hard?" Emma-Leigh whipped around.
"Have you forgotten what that class was like? Did he teach you a single thing in that class? Even the brilliant Hermione Granger who is ahead of everything can't say you learned anything about changing birds into binoculars in that class. It's obvious I worked fucking hard to maintain a perfect score with that man teaching me!" Hermione looked shocked as Emma-Leigh spun around and walked quickly away.
"Wow," she whispered.
"Well ''Mione. It wasn't a very nice thing to say." Ron said. They stood for a few seconds in shocked silence.
"C'mon. Let's go back to the aud and wait for her to come back." Michelle said dragging them along.
"I'll see you guys later." Harry called jogging off in the direction Emma-Leigh went. He found her waking around the Quidditch Pitch.
"Hey," He called, she stopped.
"Hey,"
"You okay?"
"Yea.. no... I really really hate him. He's just so...infuriating."
"It's okay I understand. It's almost like Snivvilus and me."
"Yah only less greasy... Pinhead's too bald" They both laughed. Harry had a way of always making Emma-Leigh feel better some how. She put her arm around his waist, and he rested his arm over her shoulder. They walked around the grounds talking and laughing.
"I should apologize to Hermione. I shouldn't have snapped at her."
"It's okay, I'm pretty sure she understands." Harry replied. Emma-Leigh sighed.
"It's good to be home you know... even for a short while."
They returned to the auditorium and it was empty.
"Wow, this is a very rare occurrence." Emma-Leigh announced after checking around. They walked into the green room. Harry wrinkled his nose.
"haha the smell its infamous"(a/n hehe) she said noticing. Harry laughed and pulled her down onto one of the couches. They added to the rooms reputation, until they heard the front door open. They pulled apart and Emma-Leigh went to see who it was.
"MACKENZIE!"
"uh oh" the boy replied. Emma-Leigh yelled
"ACCIO MACHETTI!" And chased him around the room, he quickly exited.
"Oh the memories." Harry looked at his girlfriend like he was terrified.
"uh well..." Just then a bunch of drama nerds walked in.
"We saw Mackenzie running so I figured you were back" Mandy said as she walked into the room. "Harry you are a brave boy dating my psychopath sister."
"Brave and extremely sexy!" Emma-Leigh added. Mandy shuddered. Emma-Leigh and Harry went back to the green room, to continue while every one else sat around.
"K I'm bored." Ron whined.
"Well Whatcha gonna do about it?" Courteney asked.
"I dunno that's why I'm whining... what's there to do here?"
"Uhh..." there was a silence.
"Greeeatt!" Ron flopped onto his back.
"We can go shopping tomorrow. We'll take you to Parksville. It's a muggle town so we have to get out of our robes..."
"and P-ville is boring..."
"but it's a tourist town..."
"So I'm sure you'll enjoy it..." The Bewitchment students said.
"So there's something to look forward too but what are we gonna do NOW to cure my boredom?" Ron asked.
Back in the green room Emma-Leigh and Harry were also talking about the trip to Parksville.
"Well, While we're down there you can meet some of my muggle friends... and my mum if fyou want." Harry's eyes grew bigger.
"Only if you want... it doesn't really matter... only if you want..." Emma-Leigh rambled.
"Of course I want to meet your mum" Emma-Leigh smiled and snuggled closer to Harry, happy that he wasn't freaking out at the prospect of meeting her mum.
"Hmmm... I wonder what they think we're doing in here?" Harry laughed.
"Well, we could always make whatever rumors they're starting true." Emma-Leigh said as she grabbed his robes and pulled him close. They were about two inches apart when Ron burst in.
"WE HAVE JUST HAD A BRILLIANT IDEA!"