Sorry in advance to all Dom fans…I admit I make him look a little bit evil in this chappie! Sorry! But it's funny! (For me at least!) Hehe…this chapter is also a little bit weird…don't ask me why I made it like that…I was just in a VERY weird mood!

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And now…on with the story!

NEAL

"So who wants to go first?" Daine asked.

"Not me!" everyone said in unison.

"Well I elect Neal!" Dom said confidently.

"No! Since when did you become the official elector!" Neal said offended.

"Well it WOULD be amusing to see…" Alanna said evilly.

"I said NO!" Neal yelled.

"Neal, I ORDER you to go first! And that's a royal order!" Thayet said cheekily.

"Oh great!" Neal muttered.

"Jolly!" Owen said.

"So Neal what do you want?" Alanna said frighteningly sweetly, "Bet or dare?"

"Er…none?" Neal asked hopefully only to receive glares from everyone in the room, "fine then, dare."

"Oh drat it!" George muttered.

"And because I'm his cousin I get to dare him!" Dom said grinning from ear to ear.

"OH-NO!" Neal said dramatically, "I'm doomed!"

"Muahaha!" Dom laughed, "Anyway, I dare you to kiss 2 things which I will choose, but you have to be blind folded! And you also won't be able to move! Muahaha!"

"You are sooooo evil!" Neal said, close to tears (I'm joking!).

"So Numair? Would you do the honors of keeping my charming cousin still?" Dom asked.

"Sure," Numair said as sparkling black magic ran from his fingers to start chasing Neal around the room. Eventually after about 5 seconds the magic caught up with the shrieking Neal and encased him in black fire.

"Um, Numair, would you mind making sure that Neal can't hear us while we're discussing what he should kiss?" Alanna asked.

"No problem." Numair said lazily and the layer of black fire grew thicker.

"Wait! We need to blindfold him first!" Merric reminded them.

"Oh of coarse," Alanna said, "Cleon, could you?"

"Sure thing, seeing as I haven't said anything yet! Cleon glares at author

"Hey neither have I!" Roald also glares at author they both rushed to get the blindfold lying on the table. Roald reached there first and stepped through the black fire encasing Neal to blindfold him. Once he was out they all started discussing what they should make him kiss.

"Well I think he should kiss my shoes as a token of his loyalty to me!" Jonathan said proudly.

"Yuck! Talk about unhygienic!" Daine said disgustedly.

"I think it would be extremely amusing for us all if he kissed Kel," Cleon suggested.

"Jolly!" Owen said (again)

"Good idea! I'll go get her!" Merric ran out the door.

"Then what about the 2nd thing?" Roald asked.

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"Hey! What about my daggers?" George suggested.

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"Please don't start that again!" Thayet pleaded.

"Ok, well as to your idea George darling…NO!" Alanna said.

"Anyone have any other ideas then?" George asked hopefully. No one answered.

"Well I guess he could kiss my little sisters doll," Cleon suggested. Everyone shot him enquiring looks at him. "Well she did give it to me." Cleon said defensively.

"Okay then the doll it is!" Alanna said triumphantly.

"Fine then," George said submissively.

"Good-o!"

"Yay!"

"Yippee!"

"About time!"

"Jolly!" they all said according to their natures.

A few minutes past until Merric came in with Kel in tow.

"Now Kel, we need you to help us with a dare we are going to play on Neal," Thayet explained.

"Okay," Kel said suspiciously ready to run out the door at any moment, "what's the dare?"

"Well, we dared Neal to kiss 2 things," Alanna said slowly.

Realization dawned on Kel, "uh-oh," she said and bolted for the door.

"Nuh-uh-uh!" Alanna said wickedly. Purple fire lashed out at Kel binding her to where she stood.

"EEEK! Get me out of here!" Kel shrieked before purple fire flowed over her mouth, closing it.

"You can allow Sir Nealen to hear us now Numair," Alanna said. Numair nodded and a thick layer of the black fire binding Neal flowed back to his waiting hands.

"Mmm-mmm!" Kel screamed. (Translation: "Neal")

"No point Kel," Dom said evilly, grinning at the expression on Kel's face, "I'm pretty sure that Alanna shielded you." Kel's eyes widened.

"Now Neal," Dom turned to him, "we are going to hold 2 things up to you and you must kiss whatever it is, okay?"

Neal sighed, "Let's just get it over with."

"All right!" Alanna said gleefully, "now here is thing number 1!"

Kel watched as a tatty doll flew over to Neal glowing with Alanna's purple magic. Obediently Neal kissed it. "What was that?" he asked.

"Oh, it was just a doll," Alanna said absentmindedly. She was too busy concentrating on moving Kel forward.

Kel felt herself being lifted off the ground and being hurled towards Neal.

"Well Neal! Get ready because here is thing number 2!" Dom said excitedly.

Once Kel was immediately in front of Neal he leaned forward and kissed her smack-bang on the lips.

"Yuck! What was that!" Neal asked outraged, "it was like I just kissed someone not something!"

"Um, guys?" Alanna asked, "I think maybe now would be a good time for me and Numair to release our captors…and when we do get ready to run!"

"Captors? As in plural? Who else is there?" Neal asked as he strained to see the other person.

"On the count of 3 then," Thayet said, "1…2…3!" Alanna and Jon released Kel and Neal and they all ran out of the door at top speed, afraid of the second lady knight's and the meathead's anger.

"Kel?" Neal asked, "did I…um…just…um…kiss you?"

"Uh…Yeh…I think so," Kel said uncertainly. To be honest she had rather enjoyed that quick millisecond of a kiss. She looked up to notice that Neal had become extremely interested in a loose thread from his shirt.

"Well," Kel said, "um, I'll just be going." She sprinted out the door leaving Neal with his thoughts.

So how did everyone like it? I have absolutely no ideas for the next chapter, so if you want one PLEASE review?

I'm sorry for making this chapter weird but it was the only thing that I could think of! I had a bit of a writers block in the middle of doing this but I hope you ppl still liked it!

SO PLEASE REVIEW! I'm open to suggestions and flames even!

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