Chapter 2: Welcome to Camp Dominion! - Part 2
(Dock of Lame: Chris)
"Last time, on Total Drama Dominion!" Chris says, smirking.
It shows footage of the cast arriving. "20 new campers arrived. People began to fall in love, annoy people and form friendships! Now, we're getting into our first challenge!" Chris says.
(Dock of Lame: Chris)
"This is Total! Drama! Dominion! In your face!" He says, laughing to himself
(Intro)
(Dock of Lame: Everyone)
"Alright! So you can't get lost and die, we'll be giving you walkie-talkies!" Chris announces, to the cast's relief.
Chef walks over to each cast member and hands them a walkie-talkie.
"For the Otters, it's channel 1. For the Antelopes, channel 2. For help, channel 3. Got that?" Chris asked.
Everyone raised their hand but Chris shrugged. Chef gave Chris a horn and he blasted it.
"GO!" he said. Everyone rushed into the deep jungle. Chris laughed.
(Jungle: The Cast)
John looks around to the panicked faces of the cast. "Don't worry," he announces in a large voice. "It shouldn't be too far from here. As long as everyone sticks together. It'll be fi-"
Before he can finish, he notices everyone has fled, except for Drake and Harper.
"Great. Just great." He muttered.
The trio look around at the dense jungle. They begin to walk together. John smiles at his teammates.
"Hello, teammates. I hope you're prepared to help with challenges." He smirks.
"Whatever." Drake says, not interested.
"You should be prepared to lose!" Harper says, confidently.
"Whatever suits your boat. Now, let's talk about strategy." John says.
"Can we talk about it while walking?" She says, gesturing to the woods.
"Sure. John says, calmly.
(Confessional: Chris)
"Forgot to remind you," Chris says, smirking. "There are still confessionals here! They're a lot nicer and are from Season 2's aftermath!"
Chris sniffs the place and plugs his nose.
"Still smells like it too." He says, disgusted.
(Confessional: David)
"I don't have a chance in this game." He says, deadpan. "I'm the weakest one of my team and I was chosen to be leader?! Chris must be insane"
He thinks for a moment.
"Yeah. that's about right"
(Jungle: David, Mia and Miles)
Miles is shown flexing while walking. He looks at Mia, smirking.
"Mia, you're on fire today!" He says, hoping to get a chance.
"We just met." She says, deadpan. David chuckles. Miles points to David.
"I still can't believe he was chosen as leader over me! Seriously!" He glares at the nerd.
"Come on, give him a chance!" Mia says, in David's defense. David smiles but his face goes to shock and he falls to the ground.
"What the heck?!" Miles asks, looking. David's body is on the floor. A snake is seen slithering away from his foot.
"Is he really the best leader?" Miles asks, earning a glare from Mia.
David slowly gets up, holding his foot in pain.
"That was weak," Miles says, annoying David. "I could take a snake bite anyday!"
A snake jumps out of nowhere and attacks Miles. It bites on the groin.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" He screams, falling to the ground, earning sad looks from David and Mia. Francoise comes out of nowhere and begins to laugh.
"You think this is funny?" Miles asks, still in pain. He grabs the snake by the tip and swings it around. "THIS will be hilarious!". He throws the snake at Francoise. Francoise runs away, screaming. Miles gets up, brushing off dirt.
"Nice one, man." David says, impressed. Miles and him high-five, much to the pleasure of Mia.
(Confessional: Mia)
"I knew they would get along!" She says, smiling. She looks around the confessional. "This is pretty nice."
(Confessional: Miles)
"I'm just gonna work with the nerd until the finale. Then crush him! I'm no Lightning, so I'm smart." he says, pointing to his head. He laughs evilly.
(Front of Cabin: Chris and Chef)
"What's taking them so long?" He asks, in a frustrated voice. "I only gave them no map or supplies!"
"You're crazy, Chris." Chef says, scowling.
"What?!" Chris replies.
"You haven't gave me my paycheck you b-" Chef starts but is interrupted.
"Over here!" a familiar voice says, in the distance.
Emerging from the trees are . . . Owen and Noah!
"Woohoo!" Owen cheers, "We found camp!"
"Like that is anything to cheer about." Noah says, deadpan.
"What are you doing outside the Cameo box!" Chris asks. The camera moves to a mansion sized black box. Screams and cries are heard.
"MAMA!" Another familiar voice rings out. The camera cuts back to Chris, Chef, Owen and Noah.
"Could you move, Owen?" Chef asks, impatient for his paycheck. "We're in the middle of a challenge."
"Sorry." Owen says. He moves himself and Noah out of the way.
"Hold on buddy," Noah says, getting into Chris' face. "We're not leaving yet."
"We're not?" Owen asked, confused.
"We have to free the others from the box. Let's go!" Noah says. He and Owen run into the jungle.
"Do you think they'll find the box?" Chris asks.
"Eh, probably be eaten by wolves if they're lucky." Chef says, chuckling. Chris and Chef both laugh.
(Jungle: John, Harper and Drake)
"So that's why we should create an alliance," John says, finishing an assumed long line of dialogue. "Agree?"
"Meh." Drake says.
"We've barely met! You want us in an alliance already?!" Are you insane?!" Harper screams. A large moan is heard. The trees rustle. Emerging from the trees; A large brown bear. It roars.
"RUN!" John says, leading his teammates away from the bear, who gives chase.
The bear slashes at Harper's hair, grabbing it. She shrieks.
(Confessional: Harper)
She breathes into a paper bag, panting. She then grumbles something under her breath
(Jungle: John, Harper, Drake and A Bear)
John, Harper and Drake arrive at a cliff. They look down. It's a LONG way down. The bear stalks them slowly. They look between the bear and the cliff. The bear lunges, they gasp. The screen pauses and Chris comes up in the foreground.
"Certainly a cliffhanger, am I right?" Chris says, smirking. "Find out when we return to Total Drama Dominion!"
(Commercial Break)
(Cliff: John, Harper, Drake and A Bear)
John looks at the bear, scared. He then puts on a confident face, grabs Harper and Drake's hands and jumps off the cliff. The bear lunges after them, also falling. It shows the POV of John, as he falls into the water with the bear. The camera moves back to regular, as John, Harper and Drake emerge. Harper's make-up is smeared.
"Look at what you did!" She says, pointing at John. John and Drake look at each other confused. "You ruined my make-up!"
"I also saved your life." John says, defensively.
Harper points to bubbles in the water near them. "Not really." She says, as the bear emerges again.
The bear struggles to get itself consistent. John, Harper and Drake get out of the water hole, watching as the bear slowly drowns. The bear disappears beneath the water, flipping them off. Gargles are heard as it drowns. The trio looks at each other with uncertainty.
(Confessional: John)
"That just got dark." He says, looking scared. Frank suddenly opens the door, smirking.
"You called?" He asks. John screams.
(Jungle: John, Drake and Harper)
"Okay fine." Harper gives in."I'll join you alliance. But as soon as you screw up, YOU'RE going home. Ok?"
"Yes. I plan for us to make it far in this game." John says, smiling. His teeth shine.
(Confessional: John)
"No way. I don't trust anyone on this-" He says but is cut off.
(Confessional: Drake)
"Manipulative, pure evil-" Drake continues, but is cut off.
(Confessional: Harper)
"Alliance." Harper finishes. "But it's useful. For Now."
(Jungle: Ethan, Vanessa, Sophia, Logan and Chloe)
"I'm so scared." Logan begins, with a look of pure terror. "I'm practically a jungle bed and breakfast! They can sleep on my tummy and then eat me!"
"Believe in yourself." Sophia says, putting an arm on his shoulder. "You can do this!"
"Why are you helping the other team?" Ethan asks, glaring at Logan.
"Because we ALL have to stay alive." She says. "Never leave a man behind."
"What about women?" Chloe asks. Sophia rolls her eyes, smiling.
"Okay. Never leave a man or woman behind." She says, much to the pleasure of Chloe.
"Where could the cabins be?" Vanessa asks.
They move through the trees and arrive at the cabins. They all stare in shock.
"Well, that was convenient." Vanessa says. Everyone nods with her. Chris and Chef are relaxing on Lounge Chairs.
"Welcome guys. The Antelopes already have an advantage; 3 players to 1." Chris says, much to the pleasure of the 3 Antelopes.
"So, should we put our stuff in?" Sophia asks.
"The interns have already put all your bags in the cabins." Chris replies.
(Jungle: Camila, Frank, Laura and Maria)
"I've never been in the jungle before." Maria says, looking around.
"Soon you'll wish you'd never come here." Frank says, deadpan. Maria stares.
"The forest isn't that bad," Camila says, reassuringly. "I've spent hours out in the woods. Once you get used to the wolves and the bears and th-"
"Just gonna cut you off there before you make me MORE scared!" Maria says, interrupting. Camila nods in understanding.
"Do any of you have any idea where we're going?" Laura asks. Frank shakes his head.
"We might die here" Frank says, deadpan.
"Would you please SHUT IT?! The least you could do is be a little bit supportive!" Camila says, frustrated. Frank quiets down. Maria looks at the forest in awe. She then walks into a tree. She falls to the ground.
"Are you okay?" Camila asks her teammate. She helps her up.
"Yeah I'm okay. I actually had a fortune cookie today and it told me that 'I wouldn't see the forest for the trees." Maria says, reassuringly. "It should've said you wouldn't see the forest OR the trees!"
A static sound is heard. Maria digs into her pocket and pulls out the walkie-talkie.
"Where are you, Maria?" John asks, sounding tired. "Over."
Maria cuts the call but still holds the phone. Static is heard again.
"Why did you cut it?!" John asks, confused.
"Because you said over!". Maria says. John is heard facepalming.
(Confessional: John)
"मूर्ख, अक्षम, गूंगा, यूजीएच! लानत है!" He says, in Hindi. He is shown visibly frustrated.
(Jungle: Maria, Frank, Laura, Camila)
"Nevermind that," John says through the walkie. "Have you found the cabins?"
"No, not yet." Maria says, sad.
"You should've by now." A voice rings out from the forest. The camera shows Robin standing on a tree branch, glaring.
"GAH!" They all scream, even Frank.
Maria drops the walkie-talkie, breaking it.
(Jungle: John, Harper and Drake)
"Hello, Maria? Are you there?" John asks, concerned. "Ugh."
"I wouldn't worry myself," Harper says, "She's probably dead. She is just a gamer girl after all."
"There is no need to be that mean, you know." John responds, with a bit of annoyance.
"Guys, there's the cabins." Drake points to a large mansion in front of them.
"It's bigger than expected." John says, impressed.
"But it's not yours." A voice says. Chris McLean is sitting on a lounge chair and Chef, Owen and Noah stand next to him. "It's mine."
Chef gestures to the actual cabins that are to the right of him "Those are your cabins. Your luggage is already inside. Boys get the right side, girls get the left.
"Cool." John says, running towards the left of his team's cabin (It has a logo of an Otter).
"So, can we go home now?" Owen asks, looking stressed.
"You can go home later." Chris replies.
Rustling is heard as Camila, Frank, Laura and Maria arrive.
"Cabins. Right side for boys, left side for girls. Yadda, yadda." Chris explains, to several nods.
The next people to arrive are Mia, David and Miles. David looks clearly annoyed, so does Mia. Miles is oblivious.
"So that's how I started my own gym! Yeah! Crazy story, right?" He says, trying to flirt with Mia.
"Yeah, sure." Mia replies, not caring at all. She runs towards the cabins and goes inside.
Robin jumps onto the top of her cabin and silently sneaks in. Screams are heard inside, clearly Harper's. Perry walks through the bushes, his clothes a mess.
"This show stinks." Percy says.
"Really bad." He says, but making it seem as if the puppet is talking.
"You and your puppet stink. Seriously, go take a shower. You smell horrible!" Chris points to the showers.
"It better have hot water." Perry says, walking towards his cabin.
(Jungle: Larry, Avery, Francoise and Laura)
"I say we form an alliance. No one would expect it." Francoise says, smirking.
"I don't make alliances with losers." Avery deadpans. She then blushes and thinks of someone. "I do make alliances with hotties like Joh-"
"Gonna stop you there." Larry interrupts her thought. "This is a kids show."
"A kids show that has swearing, people being naked and a sociopathic host. Totally for kids." Laura snarks.
"I think I'm gonna like you." Francoise says, happy to find another sarcastic.
"I think I'm gonna hate you." A voice calls out. They all look to see Chris, Chef, Owen and Noah.
"I said that, by the way." Chris smugly says.
"We're here already?" Larry asks, in shock.
"The writer, er-, producers want a shorter second episode because if we continue character after character, it will either get boring or we'll run out of time." Chris replies. "Speaking of which, you're ALL here now."
"Who won and who lost?" Laura asks.
"Today's challenge was a non-elimination challenge!" Chris announces. Everyone in the cabins step out and cheer at the news.
"But," Chris turns to Noah and Owen. "Someone will be going home tonight."
"Oh boy." Noah says, as the camera fades to black.
(Slingshot of Shame on the Dock: The cast, Owen and Noah)
The camera fades into the competitors looking at Owen and Noah inside a large plastic ball. A large slingshot is being prepped by Chef.
"This is the Slingshot of Shame!" Chris announces. "You will be flung at 5 miles per hour towards home."
"Just do it." Noah says. A fart sound is heard. Noah screams. Chef pulls back the rubber band and the ball.
"Wait, wait," Noah tries to say as the ball is filled with a green smoke.
Chef lets go of the slingshot and the ball, with Noah and Owen inside, is flung away.
"WAAAAAAAAAiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt!" Noah screams as he and his friend are hurled through the air. His screams echo.
"Well," Chris says, getting the camera to focus on him. "Goodbye to Owen and Noah! Who will be the first one home? Who will win the million dollars? What kind of friendships and rivalries will form Here on Total!"
The camera zooms out to a beautiful shot of the island.
"Drama! Dominion!" Chris finishes.
Bonus Clip
(Playa De Losers The Beach: No One)
Suddenly screams are heard as the ball with Noah and Owen in it crashes onto the beach. The ball breaks on impact and Noah and Owen are released. Noah takes a deep breath.
"Dude! Why did you fart in there?" Noah asks, annoyed.
"Sorry, Noah." Owen replies. "I couldn't hold it in!"
"It's ok, I guess." Noah says, smiling. "At least we're away from the show."
"What about those other guys?" Owen asks.
"They'll be fine."
(Outside the Cameo Box)
"HELP!" everyone inside screams.