Thankies for your reviews, I have changed my pen name I am devilofhumor.
son of a witch:Ron
mr.auror:Harry
sarcastic witch:Zara Black
hermy crab:Hermione
Blondie:Malfoy
Irish king:Seamus
Charms
Do you know the muffin man/ Son of a witch
Nope / mr.auror
Why not/ son of a witch
He doesn't like muffins / sarcastic witch
I shall call Harry muffins / son of a witch
Ron has a pet name for Harry? Ron are you gay. / sarcastic witch
Do I look gay/ son of a witch
(starts to shift uneasily in seat) / sarcastic witch
Weasels gay should have guessed / Blondie
Bugger off Malfoy / sarcastic witch
I'm hurt my cousin doesn't want me around / Blondie
Go jump into a lake Malfoy / mr.auror
I heard you asked Zara out and she turned you down. (smirks) / Blondie
You are so dense, you shouldn't believe everything you hear. I said yes didn't I Harry/ sarcastic witch
Yeah of course you did / mr. auror
Anyway Malfoy look who you got on your arm. Pansy 'the pug dog' Parkinson./ hermy crab
No one asked you filthy little mudblood. / Blondie
Detention slip
Given to: Draco Malfoy, Zara Black
Reason: Fighting in class
Serving with:Prof. James Potter
Time:Friday 8 p.m
Detention slip
Given to: Harry Potter and Ron Weasly
Reason:Fighting in class
Serving with:Prof.Lily Potter
Time: Friday 8 p.m
Great I have detention with Malfoy and I miss quidditch practise / pissed off sarcastic witch
I'm calling quidditch practise off. Three of us have detention that night / More pissed off mr.auror
Sorry guys it was all my fault / very sorry hermy crab
It's not your fault / everyone
Okay so I guess that means I'm studying all night / hermy crab
No you can go talk to Dad if you want. (A/N Who doen't want to spend an evening with Siruis Black) / sarcastic witch
No thanks / hermy crab
Anyway... Zara what you said to Malfoy did you mean it / serious mr.auror
Yeh / sarcastic witch
HARRY AND ZARA SITTING IN A TREE / Irish king and son of a witch
RON AND SEAMUS SITTING IN A TREE / mr.auror and sarcastic witch
I AM NOT GAY. HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU / SON OF A WITCH
What ever/ sarcastic witch
I go out with Zara / mr.auror
We never would have guessed / son of a witch
Zara's blushing / hermy crab
Am not / sarcastic witch
WHATEVER / everyone