Teachers
Sirius: Eep!
James: Eep!
Remus: Eep?
Gollum: Master wants me to say EEP!
Lily: Wrong section of fanfic gollum
Remus: What are we eeping about!
Sirius: I saw a hobbit
James: I am not sure
Lily: You do know were not setting a good example for our children by passing notes in class.
Sirius: They all pass notes in class anyway
Remus: We did when we were their age
Lily: You still act their age
Sirius I need to piss
Lily: EEEWWWWWWWWWWW
James: Padfoot that imformation was on a need to know basis, and I didn't need to know.
(Sirius gets up and goes into the bathroom)
Remus Now that he's gone I can tell you the latest gossip
Lily: Remus you shouldn't gossip about people
Remus: It's about Harry
Lily: TELL ME
Remus: He's got a girlfriend
James: I going to have to talk to him soon
Lily: Who is it I hope it isn't Cho ' the ho' Chang
Remus: No it's Zara 'not anything like Cho' Black
Sirius: Hey guys what you talking about
James: Nothing
Sirius: Then why are you hiding the top part of the note
Remus: No reason
( Sirius takes note from James and sees what is written on it transforms into a dog to go and pay Harry a visit)