Chapter 21

a/n omg guys its like one of my favorite scenes ALSO I WATCHED THE NEW EPISODES AND wHAt is happening

"I'll tell you what, let's just pop into my box." The Doctor backed away from the dripping girl.

"Your box?" Bill exclaimed. "What good is gettin in your box gonna do?"

"What an extraordinarily long and involved answer this is going to be." he swung the Tardis door shut behind them.

"How do we stop it gettin in? We're trapped in here!"

"Nothing gets through these doors."

Bill stared at him. "But they're made of wood. They've got windows!" The Doctor turned away. "Look, I know this is all mad, but that's the girl I told you about, Heather. Only I don't think it's really her. I know this is hard to believe. I know you're not exactly a sci-fi person."

She turned around.

"Time And Relative Dimension In Space. TARDIS for short." The grinning Doctor circled around the console. "You're safe in here. You're safe in here and you always will be. Any questions?"

Bill stared in awe "is this a knock through?"

"Well in a way, yes."

"Look at this place! It's like a-"

"Spaceship!"

"-Kitchen."

"A what?"

"Like a really posh kitchen. What happened with the doors, though, did you run out of money?"

"What you are standing in is a technological marvel. It is science beyond magic. This is the gateway to everything that ever was, or ever can be."

"Can I use the toilet?" Bill asked.

"Pardo-"

"I FINISHED PORTUGUES!" A young man appeared from below, holding at least 6 textbooks.

"What do you mean, you finished Portugues?" Bill questioned.

He answered, "I finished Portugues." He replaced the textbooks on a shelf on the upper level before joining his dad at the console.

"Toilet's down there, first right, second left, past the macaroon dispenser." the Doctor pointed

"Thanks."

"Oh, human! Human alert. Do you want me to repel her?" Nardole hurried up the stairs.

"She's just passing through. She wants to use the toilet."

"Oh. I'd er give it a minute, if I were you." A bang shook the Tardis. "Oo, what's that?" Nardole wondered.

Greyn swung the monitor around. "We've got an incursion on campus. Extra-terrestrial. We're under attack." together the Doctor and Greyn flicked switches and pulled levers as the Tardis dematerialized.

"Oh my god! This isn't just a room, is it?" Bill's mouth hung open.

"No, it's not just a room."

"It's a lift!" The duo landed the Tardis with a clang, and Greyn put out a hand to Bill.

"I'm Greyn." He nodded to the door. "He's my dad."

"Bill."

Greyn smirked. "You're gonna like this part, Bill." He pulled her out of the Tardis.

"Wait, did you say dad?"