Reo: I'm back!

Jonasel: Oh no…

Reo: Oh yes! (Starts evil laugh)

Welcome to…

Witchery!

In this nearby carriage which was mentioned in the previous chapter…

Draco: Yes! I've finally figured out how to get rid of Potter and those annoying muggle-lovers he hangs around with!

Goyle: Oh really… how are you going to do that?

Draco: Simple, my utterly repulsive friend! I will slip this potion into his pumpkin juice (presents a small bottle to Crabbe and Goyle) and it will make Potter go temporarily insane (gives evil laugh).

Crabbe: Where did you get it from?

Draco: My father made it especially for the occasion.

Goyle: What occasion?

Draco: Going back to school and having to see Potter and all those muggle-lovers again.

Crabbe: I don't understand…

Draco: That isn't a first for you Crabbe.

Crabbe: But why do we want Potter to go insane?

Draco: Oh Crabbe… you simply aren't smart enough to understand such evil plots… If Potter is insane than he is likely to turn on his friends, and they wouldn't do anything about it because they don't want to harm him!

(Draco starts evil laugh. Crabbe and Goyle begin to join in.)

Draco: NO! Only I'm allowed to laugh! Muahahahaha!

Back inside the carriage with the two idiots and a smartarse…

"Okay Harry… Now try again. I know you know the answer to this one…"

"Um… can you give me a clue?"

Hermione sighs, "It starts with a W."

Harry thinks for a while. Ron is scratching his head also.

"Okay… I think I know what it is…" Harry says. "And you said it rhymes with 'lizard', didn't you?"

"Will someone put this retard out of his misery?"

"Ron! You don't know the answer to this either!" Hermione shouts.

"Yeah, but at least I'm not going through all the clues again…" Ron boasts.

"I got it!" Harry says, "I'm a wizard!"

"That's right Harry," Hermione says in a pleased tone.

"We're all proud of you Harry," Ron adds, flipping through a certain magazine which I won't mention.

"Okay… now… do you know what I am?" Hermione asks.

"Give me a clue!" Harry says in a childish voice.

"It starts with W, and it rhymes with 'itch'".

(Jeopardy ticking clock game show music comes on)

"Give me another clue!" Harry pleads.

"Oh come on! I've already given you two!" Hermione shouts. "Ron, why don't you have a guess?"

"Can't. Busy." Ron says, holding the magazine with one hand and putting his other hand in an unmentionable position.

"For crying out loud you two! I'M A WITCH!"

Harry and Ron in unison, "Ahh!"

Harry: WITCH! WITCH!

Ron: BURN HER! BURN HER!

Hermione: I can't believe you two are this stupid…

Harry: WHERE'S THE GARLIC RON?

Ron: I THINK WITCH'S ARE RESISTANT TO GARLIC! OH NO! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

Harry: THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING ABOUT WITCHES IN YOUR MAGAZINE!

Ron: I DON'T THINK SO! (Flips through magazine with one hand)

WHAT CAN WE DO?

Jonasel: Ok. I know this fanfic is unbelievably stupid. But I didn't write it. Reo did. So if you're writing a complaint, don't address it to me. Address it to her.

Bye bye!