Chappie Eleven
Serenity smirked as Voldemort opened the letter that Harry had sent to him. He pulled out the letter and laughed coldly when flower petals of all colours fell out of the envelope.
"What the hell are they?" Greyback growled.
"Flower petals," Serenity said, throwing a handful at him. He growled even louder and whacked away at the flowers like they were poison. Voldemort ignored the two half-breeds and read the short reply.
'Dearest Man-who-let-the-boy-live,
Thanks for the gift, I gave them to my owl, she enjoyed them a lot. I hope they weren't relatives of yours. As for that threat of being killed within my next birthday, bring it on. Maybe you have forgotten, I defeated you once when I was one, then when I was eleven, twelve and again when I was fourteen and finally fifteen. And don't call my mum a mud-blood; at least my mum was strong enough to protect me against you when I was a babe. Your mother died when you were born, and to say she was related to the 'great' Salazar Slytherin, what a joke.
The Chosen One.
Harry James Potter.
P.S You suck!'
"So, what did it say?" Serenity asked, smugly.
"Silence," he growled. "I wonder if I can send an atomic bomb to him."
"A muggle bomb?" Serenity asked, raising a brow, "Where did you come up with that idea?"
"One of your vampiric friends," Voldemort said.
"What vampiric friend?" Serenity asked, her eyebrow rising.
"The ones that live in the cemeteries," Alecto grinned. Serenity stared at her.
"You moronic blood clot!" Serenity snapped, causing majority of the death eaters to jump, "More then three quarters of the Vampiric Population live in the Cemeteries."
"Calm down," Voldemort sighed scrunching up his reply, "We were at Ickinburg Cemetery."
"No," Serenity said, gasping, her eyes bulging, "Who did you kill?"
"Only managed to kill the two older ones," Bella sighed, upset that only two out of five were killed. "The girls and the last boy escaped."
"Oh good," Serenity said, she then turned to Voldemort and in a furious voice said, "You go after any more vampires, and the deals off. Greyback can kiss immortality good bye."
"You turn the deal of and I'll do more then go after vampires," Voldemort said, "You can't protect them all in that tiny home of yours."
"Actually I can," Serenity said, "I may be a vampire, but I am still a witch. A small spell can make my home bigger. And stop trying to blackmail me. You have nothing I want, other then the chest."
"You will do what I tell you to do then," Voldemort hissed his red eyes gleaming, "If you want the chest."
"I said stop blackmailing me," Serenity snapped, her red eyes shining, "I only want the chest because it will look nice in my bed room."
"Wait," Bella said, she was glaring at the werewolf as she spoke, "You are willing to make him a full immortal, for a chest?"
"Eh, did I stutter?" Serenity asked. "Snape is polluting up my room as we speak. Him and his stupid greasy hair."
The death eaters all laughed and agreed with the final statement.
"Look if Snape isn't dead by the final battle," Serenity said, "I'll kill him myself."
"And I will join you," Greyback said.
"I get his blood," Serenity said quickly.
"I want his bones and meat," Greyback answered.
"Fine," Serenity smirked.
"Fine," Greyback said, smugly.
"Good," Voldemort said, "So how is Potter going with finding how to defeat me?"
"Going? He isn't going any where," Serenity laughed, "He hasn't got a clue how to kill you. Though I gave him an idea."
"You did what?" Bella snapped.
"Relax," Serenity smirked, "I doubt Voldie would fall over dead if Harry kissed him."
"That sounded terrible enough," Voldemort laughed, coldly.
"Yeah, but hilarious," Serenity sniggered, "I would probably die laughing if it happens."
------
"What are you doing?" Draco said, as he walked into the Study were Harry was fixing things. Blaise and Ron were both playing chess as Ginny and Hermione making the food. Enlil was playing with Crookshanks; Hermione's big ginger fat cat. Harry had put up a few empty boards up in the room. On one of the boards he had a list of a few things. In one of the corners was a large trunk, the trunk left from Dumbledore.
"Making a list of Voldemort's horcruxes," Harry said, not paying attention to Malfoy. Had he been, he would not have said what he was doing.
"What are horcruises?" Malfoy asked.
"Horcruxes," Harry said, fixing Malfoy's wording, "They are parts of some ones souls."
"What do you mean?" Draco said, sitting on the trunk.
"Voldemort split his soul into parts and put them in things," Harry said.
"Things like what?" The blonde boy asked playing with the trunk.
"Books, lockets, you can use anything," Harry said, moving away from the board, "Finally finished."
Draco skimmed through the list.
The Horcruxes of Voldemort
The Diary
Destroyed by me in the Chamber of Secrets in 2nd Year. Given to Ginny Weasley by Lucius Malfoy.
Marvolo Gaunt's Ring
Voldemort's grandfathers ring. Made into horcrux after he killed the rest of the Riddle Family. Destroyed by Albus Dumbledore.
Slytherins Locket.
Stolen from S.Eden by Salazar Slytherin's ancestors (What's new?) Merope Gaunt sold it to Borgin and Burke during her pregnancy. Bought by Hepzibah Smith. Voldemort killed her and made a horcrux from the locket. Regulus Black finds the locket in the cave, cursed by Bellatrix with a death curse. Regulus gives the locket to S.Eden. Destroyed with a death curse from me.
Hufflepuff's cup
A cup, with two handles with a badger. Belonged to Helga Hufflepuff, inherited by Hepzibah Smith. Stolen by Voldemort after he killed Hepzibah. Where about of the cup unknown.
Possible Horcruxes.
Artefact of Godric Gryffindor.
Known artefacts are the sword and the hat of Godric Gryffindor. Sword isn't possible because only a true Gryffindor can pull the sword out of the hat.
Artefact of Rowena Ravenclaw.
Something with a Bronze Eagle engraved into it. Or a 'R'
Nagini.
Voldemort's snake. S.Eden killed and ate it. If it was a horcrux like Dumbledore said, then it's gone.
"Who is S.Eden?" Draco asked.
"Serenity," Harry answered turning to face Draco. He walked up to him and pulled him of the trunk. "Sorry, but I have to see what is in this."
"Okay," Draco said, sounding confused.
"Dumbledore gave it to me," Harry said as he opened the trunk. He was stunned it opened quickly, "That was easy."
"What's in it?" Draco said, leaning over Harry. Harry pulled out a large stand; he stared at it before putting it next to Malfoy. He pulled out am envelope and opened it. Draco bit his tongue and walked away from Harry, as Harry began to read.
'Dearest Harry,
If you are reading this letter then it means that either Draco Malfoy has indeed killed me, or Professor Snape had.
I want you to know if it was Severus who was responsible for my death, do not go after him. He wasn't given a choice in the matter at all. Mrs Malfoy had asked Severus to complete Draco's task if he couldn't. Had Severus not killed me, the Vow would have killed him, and I could not allow that to happen to him. If you do run into him in the future do not be too harsh on him or Draco for that matter.
If you can, offer Draco a place of protection. Some where for him and his family to hid. He can be redeemed.
Draco wasn't given a choice either as Voldemort had threaten his mother and father life. Just like how you were not given a choice to create your own destiny.
You will find my pensieve in the trunk and a few extra memories. I want you to see the on in the green bottle first as it will explain a few things.
As for the horcruxes, I know you will find and destroy every one. Do not doubt your self Harry. Do not push away the ones you love, for you do not know how long they or your self will be around for.
With love
Albus Dumbledore.
P.S. Fawkes is now yours as is Gryffindor's sword. The Sorting Hat shall stay at Hogwarts, if it re-opens.
P.P.S Enjoy the sherbet Lemons.'
Harry looked inside the trunk and laughed when he saw a bag filled with the muggle sweet. He picked the bag up and walked down to the Living room. He decided to use the pensieve later.
"Who wants a sherbet lemon?" Harry asked, throwing a handful of the sweets at his friends.
"Who gave them to you? Dumbledore?" Blaise asked, smirking.
"Yes," Harry grinned.
"Check mate," Ron said. Blaise's smirked disappeared.
"Screw this, I ain't playing anymore," Blaise snapped.
"Don't like losing, do you?" Draco sneered. Blaise glared at him and threw his sherbet lemon at the blonde. Draco threw it back, and before he knew it Blaise had tackled him. Hermione screamed as Blaise threw punch after punch at the other Slytherin. Harry and Ron pulled Blaise up and dragged him away from Draco.
"Calm down!" Harry said. Blaise stopped struggling and ran a hand through his hair.
"I'm cool," Blaise said. Draco rubbed his wounds and moaned. "Quit you're moaning, I didn't even hurt you."
"How would you know?" Draco said standing up. It appeared nothing had happened to him.
"Because you always exaggerate your wounds, like when the Hippogriff attacked you," Blaise said.
"I wasn't exaggerating!" Draco snapped. Blaise gave him a look, "Okay maybe just a little."
"You sounded like a wimp," Blaise laughed. The Gryffindors gave the two Slytherins a look. One moment they were arguing the next they were best buds. "But I guess that's how a Malfoy seduce women. Feel sorry for me, I got attack by a big birdie!"
"Oh shut up," Draco smirked, he then added, "Hey, just who was I trying to seduce."
"I'm sorry, but I have to double P!" Blaise laughed.
"I don't like Pansy!" Draco said, he then added with a smug look, "at least I don't like Bulstrode."
"Who said any thing about me liking her?" Blaise said, "We are just really good friends. Unlike you I don't pick my friends because of their families' power. Besides I get more words from Millicent then Crabbe, Goyle and Pansy put together."
"Okay," Draco said, his face distorted as though he was thinking very hard. "I haven't got any thing."
"Of course you don't," Blaise said.
--------
A half-moon shone in the distance. Deep in the dark Forbidden Forest at Hogwarts School on Witchcraft and Wizardry, a young vampire was hiding behind a large boulder. He had a herd of centaurs chasing after him. He didn't want to kill any of them so he ran to avoid any deaths. He stood up and looked over the boulder and squealed when an arrow narrowly missed his head. He hid behind the rock again as the centaurs began to gallop closer to him. He had tried to get closer to Hogwarts school but he was stopped a force field which was why he retreated to the Forest, he didn't realise the centaurs were going to attack him. Stupid Hogwarts and it bloody vampire force field.
"Here he is," a centaur said as the horse finally reached him.
"Now come on, half-breed to half-breed," the vampire muttered, not realising the offensiveness the words meant to the centaurs. "Do you really want to kill me?"
"Kill him," A centaur snarled. Half a dozen centaurs raised their arrows and aimed at the vampire. He hid underneath his hands, when he heard the centaurs screaming and galloping away. He looked over one arm and screamed when he saw a giant making his way through the trees.
"Aggghh!" The giant roared, picking up and centaur from the head with his index finger and thumb. "Stupid Horsy!"
The young vampire watched as the centaur went flying through the air, screaming. He laughed, but instantly stopped as the giant finally noticed him.
"Oh shit," he muttered when the giant leaned down and picked him up by the underwear with his humongous nails. He screamed as his underwear rode up his butt. The giant pulled him higher and closer to his face. "DON'T EAT ME!"
"BOY!" The giant shouted into the vampires face. The vampire closed his eyes and expected to feel the sloppy insides of the giant's mouth. He didn't expect the giant to place him on his left shoulder and walked off. "HAGGAR!"
"Okay where the hell are you taking me?" the vampire asked, feeling suddenly like the tiny devil humans had on their left shoulder. He pulled at his underwear, pulling it out of his cheeks.
"Haggar," the giant answered.
"Who the bloody hell is Haggar?"
"HAGGAR!" The giant roared. The vampire fell silent rubbing his ears in pain.
"Grawp?" A voice called. The vampire looked down and gasped when he saw a man he recognized.
"Oh crap," He muttered, "Hagrid."
"Wha' are you doin'?" The half giant asked.
"Grawp find friend," Grawp shouted to his brother, once more deafening the vampire. "Horsies hurting him."
"Well, where is he?" Hagrid said in his thick accent. Grawp grabbed the vampire with his index and thumb from underneath his armpits and brought him down to Hagrid's height and then dropped him flat on his rear-end. The vampire sighed; my ass is copping it tonight. Hagrid swore recognizing the vampire. "I'll be damned!"
"Shut up," the vampire snapped rubbing his bottom.
--------
"Enlil?" Harry said knocking on the toilet door, "Are you okay, you've been in there for over an hour. Fred and George didn't feed you any you-no-poo did they?"
"Go away," The boy snapped, from inside, reminding Harry of Snape.
"Enlil, are you sure you are okay?" Harry asked, refusing to give in. "You can talk to me."
"No I can't," Enlil barked, "FUCK OFF!"
Harry moved away from the door as Ginny stormed over to the door. Harry moved even further away when he saw the angry look on her face. She banged hard on the door as she yelled.
"YOU OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW! HOW DARE YOU TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT? WHAT WOULD CHARLIE SAY IF HE WAS HERE! HE WOULD BE SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU,"
The door suddenly swung open so hard it almost broke from its hinges. A furious looking Enlil stormed out slamming the door behind him just as hard. Harry and Ginny both moved back, casting a tiny glance at one another. Hermione and Ron walked up to them.
"What's wrong with him?" Ron asked. Ginny shrugged as Hermione opened the door to the bathroom.
"What happened to the mirror?" Hermione asked. Harry, Ron and Ginny leaned in and jumped when they saw the large bronze-framed mirror was shattered into tiny pieces on the ground. Hermione turned to see Ron walk of in his nephews direction, "Where are you going?"
"Gonna see what's wrong with him," Ron answered disappearing from eye sight.
----------
"What the bloody blood clot are you doing?" Serenity asked as she stood inside the door.
"Cleaning your blasted bed," Severus said as he threw Serenity's bears over his shoulder to the ground, joining the larger pile of bears. He then threw the covers to the ground, and finally began to yank at the sheets.
"What did you do?" Serenity sighed sitting on the ground next to her bears. "Wet yourself?"
"No," Severus snapped, "Your blasted cousin gave me breakfast in bed, when I was asleep. I woke up and knocked it all over my self. And Ziggy."
"Octavian served you breakfast in bed?" Serenity smirked, Severus nodded, "Damn, he is a fruit loop."
"You could say that," Severus said pulling out his wand. He cast a spell under his breathe as he pointed at the bed sheets. The food disappeared from the bed sheets.
"Why didn't you just do that in the first place?" Serenity asked.
"Because I am bored," Severus said, "I have read all your books and looked at all your photo albums. And I can't get access to your dairy."
"Don't even try it," Serenity warned. Severus fixed the bed sheets and the quilts as Serenity threw her bears back onto the bed one by one, while she names them. "Eddy, Nero, Bob, Voldie, Barbie, Dave, Shishigashira, You-know-who, Brian, Puzzle, Katma, Nina, Orlando, Canada, America, London, Blood Clot, Brush, Jack, Sarah, Ayden, Ayda, Merlin, Godric, Salazar, Rowena, Helga, Minarinia, Troll, Ipind, Angel, Gum, Fuzz, Baldo, Prince, The bear formally named Prince, MJ, Tiara, Missing, Aknee, Bugs, Daffy, Fishy, Algae, Annie, Taylor, Benjamin, Gavin, Pencil. Ziggy is with you, but where the hell is Storm?"
"How the hell would I know?" Severus snapped, Serenity sat on her bed while cuddling the largest bear; Shishigashira. His expression changed at the upset look the vampire had planted on her face, "What did he look like?"
"She," Serenity said, "Faded brown, old looking, a bit bigger then Ziggy."
"Why is she so important?"
"The first bear I got," Serenity said, "From my mum. If that little git's taken my bear?"
"I don't think Enlil would have taken it," Severus said, sounding annoyed his son was being blamed. However Serenity ignored him.
"OCTAVIAN!" She screeched, causing Severus to jump.
"What?" The other vampire called back.
"Where the hell is Storm?" She yelled back.
"Try under the bed," Octavian shouted. Serenity nodded and bent down checking under the bed. And there she was. An old, mouldy looking bear.
"There you are," Serenity grinned pulling the bear towards her. She placed her on the bed next to Ziggy and Severus. She stood up and pulled Severus up with her. "Lets go out, I feel like some pizza."
"In the morning?" Severus asked. Serenity nodded. "Can I at least get dressed?"
"Okay," Serenity said, "I'll be down stairs."
"Okay."
------------
"So are you gonna tell me what's wrong with you?" Ron asked. He sat beside his seventeen year old nephew, who was lying on his bed facing the wall, refusing to turn.
"No," Enlil muttered.
"Is this the teenage stage of your life?" Ron asked, "You know, you get all angsty and feel like you can't talk to any one, because you don't think any one can relate to you or understand you."
"What would you know?" Enlil snapped, turning around.
"I know that every one who is in this house right now is a teenager feels like that a lot," Ron said, sounding very unlike him self. Enlil sat up staring at his uncle. "I mean, we all have our problems, but you can't let them bring you down."
"When did you turn into Confucius?" Enlil smirked. "Nice words of wisdom."
"Who the bloody hell is Confucius?" Ron asked. Enlil gave him a look saying 'don't ask,' Ron laughed, "Actually you learn a lot when your girlfriend is Hermione."
"Oh, so you are going out?" Enlil laughed. Ron blushed and shrugged. "What she like-"
"Don't even think about it," Ron warned. "Besides I want to know what's wrong with you."
"Nothing," Enlil said, "I just shouldn't look at any mirrors."
"Why?" Ron asked.
"Cause staring at my self reminds me of my dad," Enlil said.
"But I thought you liked Snape?"
"I do," Enlil said, "But he has done so many bad things in his life, and I don't want to become like him."
"You wont," Ron assured, "You forgot that Charlie's your dad too, and out of all my brothers he is the nicest and most caring of the seven of us."
"Charlie is my mum," Enlil said, "Any way, what does it matter? I'm gonna die within a month or so."
"So make the most of your life," Ron said, Enlil gave him a look. "I'm not gonna bother saying that you wont cause I think you already know that you will."
"Thanks," Enlil said, "Other then Tante you seem to be the only one who accepts I'm gonna die."
"She told you?" Ron asked.
"Yes," Enlil said, "I've asked both mum and dad, but both said I won't. I think they think I was born with half a brain."
"They don't think that!" Ron said. "I don't think either one want to lose you. That is weird coming from Snape."
"I know," Enlil sniggered. "You know when I apparently ran away-"
"What? You didn't?"
"No I went searching for dad," Enlil snapped, "Everyone just overreacted."
"Probably," Ron laughed.
"Well any way," Enlil said, "Dad isn't to keen on showing any emotion. I hugged him and it took him a minute to hug me back."
"You hugged him?" Ron gasped. Enlil nodded. "Well it's true he doesn't like people knowing what he is feeling."
"Yeah," Enlil said, but he can't hide his feelings from me, "I know."
--------
"My father couldn't cook," Severus said, as he chewed on a vegetarian pizza, "So once my mother died all we ever ate was take-away. Pizza, chicken, donor kebab, hot chips, fish, but the worst was that bloody American food, MacDonald's."
"I feel for you," Serenity said making a face at the mention of MacDonald's. "Their meat tastes like cardboard."
"You could say that," Severus said, "But I don't think it was meat."
"Probably not," Serenity smirked, chewing on a heavily covered in meat pizza. "So are you a Vegetarian?"
"Hell no," Severus said. "I just like vegetarian Pizza, and the cheese one."
"Mmm, cheese," Serenity drooled. "So do you like ice-cream?"
"Only if it is vanilla," Severus said.
"Same, but I also like the cookies and cream one, or the chocolate mint," Serenity said, "Hey actually, why was the ice-cream man from Diagon Alley kidnapped?"
"The death eaters probably wanted ice cream," Severus said, shrugging. "I don't know, why does the Dark Lord do anything?"
"Cause he is mentally challenged," Serenity said, wiping her mouth. "Let's get ice-cream."
"Alright," Severus said, the two stood up and were about to exit when an Italian Muggle called out.
"Ay Serenity, where is my money ay?"
"Just put it on my tab, Leo," She said, dragging the Potion Master alone with her.
"Bloody poofter," the Italian snapped as the door grabbing a mop and bucket. "Always taking my pizza, but no pay!"
"Well, I guess that will be the last time she does that," A cold voice said from behind him. The Italian turned to see three people, a woman and two men dressed in black cloaks with a skeleton masks on each. He knew one was a female as the other two had hairy chins.
"Who the hell are you?" Leo snapped. He then grinned at them and said in a cheerful voice, "You want pizza? I bake for you?"
"Avada Kedavra," the woman sneered holding a wooden stick in which a green light shot out of striking him down. "Rabastan, what the hell are you doing?"
Her husband's brother sat down and began to eat the pizza left behind by Serenity and Severus. "Mmm, not bad. You should not have killed him. We could have made him our permanent cook."
"Are you saying muggle food is better then what we eat," Rodolphus snarled at his younger brother.
"Yes, especially if it's Wormtail making the food," Rabastan said grabbing a box and throwing all the pizza into it. "Left overs are good."
"He has a point about Wormtail's cooking," Bella said as they walked out of the restaurant. "I'm sick of eating rat fur."
----------
"This is Jake Richards reporting live for Channel six news," A young reporter said, "we are standing just out sides Leo's Pizza Haven, where the shop owner has been found dead with no apparent cause of death. I have Officer Rowans with me now. Is there any word on cause of death?"
"So far, it looks like the man just fell over and collapsed," the copper answered, "The video footage shows Leonardo Peroni had just finished serving two of his costumers, one of which is a regular. After the two left however three people, their sexes are identified, as they were cloaked, appeared. One was holding a wooden stick which appeared to be the cause of death."
"What do you mean?"
"Well a green light shot out of the stick," the officer said, "Then Peroni fell when the light hit him."
"Is it possible that the light killed him?"
"Right now any thing is possible," The officer said, "We are absolute perplexed as to how he died."
"What about those masked men? Any clue on their identity?"
"Well they were masked," the copper said, sarcastically, "Actually from the footage in the restaurant it looked like they had skulls in front of their heads. No one really has a clue, but they have actually left plenty of finger prints on a few of the places where they had been leaning on, and on one of the plates."
"But the fingerprints could belong to any one,"
"No, Peroni was well known for his cleanliness," Rowans said, "After his last two costumers left he was getting ready to clean up the area."
The TV turned of in the Riddle Manor.
"Are you three dick weeds in-freaking-sane!" Serenity shouted throwing the remote at Rabastan's head. "You don't go into muggle shops and kill them. They have video cameras to record you. And how dare you kill Leo? Now where am I going to get my pizza from?"
"I think the pizza is the least of your worries, Eden," Voldemort hissed. Serenity spun around her red eyes gleaming furiously.
"Least of my worries? I'm going to have the coppers at my home asking me if I know what happened, seeing as I was his last effing costumer!" Serenity roared, "What am I meant to say, Oh don't worry they were just death eaters, nothing important!"
"Oh for the love of Lucifer," Greyback snarled. Serenity turned around, a dangerous glint appeared in her eyes.
"Lucifer doesn't love," Serenity said in a low, terrifying tone. She lifted her hand and clicked her way out of the Riddle Manor.
----------
"Are you okay?" Harry asked when Enlil and Ron entered the kitchen.
"Yeah," Enlil said, convincingly, "Thank God, I'm only a teenager for two more days or so."
"Why, what was that? PMS?" Blaise asked. "Could here you yelling over Draco's, um what do you call it, oh yeah, 'singing'."
"You were singing," Ron asked.
"More like cracking the windows," Blaise said, "I'm surprised You-know-who hasn't found us yet with that voice."
"Oh shut up," Draco snapped as the six teenagers all began to laugh. "So what are we going to do today?"
"Dunno," Harry said, looking around. He then spotted a strange sight. There was a TV in the living room. Where did that come from? "You guys want to watch some TV?"
"Sure," Hermione said. "Oh there is a VCR player; maybe we can borrow a few videos?"
"No need," Blaise said, holding up three video cassettes in his hands.
"How do you know so much about muggles?" Draco asked.
"Mum taught me," Blaise shrugged, "I'm glad she did."
"You two don't really give the impression you like each other," Hermione said.
"No, we're cool," Blaise said, "Just too much alike."
"So what do you want to watch," Ron said taking videos of Blaise, "Sister Act? Addams Family? Viva Las Vegas? Or maybe The Howling?"
"Sister Act or Addams Family," Hermione said. "The other two are old and lame."
"Sister Act," Harry said, "I like that movie, watched it over the summer with Dudley."
"What day is it today?" Draco asked.
"August the fourth," Enlil answered.
"We have less then a month til we go back to Hogwarts," Draco sighed.
"I'll be forty-four by then," Enlil said, "Almost my mid-life crisis."
The group laughed as Enlil grinned.
"Hey you're of age now," Blaise said, smirking. Enlil shrugged. "Screw the video, let's go to a club."
"He's of age in the wizard world," Hermione said, "Muggles have to be eighteen."
"Hermione," Blaise said, grinning, "Muggles aren't the only ones with clubs."
"Tell me you're not talking about Holopatuna," Ron said.
"Yeap,"
"No way!" Draco said. "That clubs for psychos. We'll be lucky to come back alive!"
"Don't be stupid," Blaise said, "Just because it's well known that all dark creatures go there doesn't mean we are gonna die. Besides, all we have to say is we know Serenity, it is her club after all."
"Still," Ron said. "I'm with Malfoy on this. Way to dangerous."
"I say lets go," Enlil said. "I'm bored, and the movie doesn't look good."
"Forget it!" Ron said, "We are watching the movie!"
"I'm with the Weasel,"
"So am I," Hermione said.
"Don't call me that,"
"Fine," Blaise sighed, "We'll watch the dumb movie."
-----------
"I though' yer was dead!" Hagrid said.
"I am dead," The vampire snapped.
"Well, why have yer ben hidin'?" Hagrid asked.
"Because I have too," he sighed, rubbing his forehead. "Look Hagrid I have to go, you can't tell any one I am alive. If word gets out, I'll have both the ministry and the death eaters on my back."
"Cross me heart n hope teh die," the half-giant said. The vampire rolled his eyes. Hagrid wasn't known for keeping his mouth shut.
---------
Snape sat in front of the TV and watched as Serenity attached the video camera with a heap of strings.
"This was the footage from Harry's birthday," Serenity said as she turned the TV on. She sat beside Severus and the two began to watch the video as they ate popcorn that Serenity had made.
'This ones Quirrell, M-m-my n-n-n-n-name is P-Proffesor K-k-k-Quirrell. I-I-I-I-I-I-I meet a vamp-vamp-vamp-vampire w-w-w-once, b-b-b-b-b-but, she w-w-wasn't as s-scary as I said. She was S-s-s-s-s-serenity, and she actually d-d-didn't sc-scare me. I j-j-just had a d-d-d-dumb d-d-dark l-l-lord in m-m-m-m-my head!'
Severus smirked seeing one of his old students. He knew this was typical of Blaise; he enjoyed poking fun at all the teachers including himself. His amusement was killed when he saw Harry greeting Draco not a like enemy but like an ally.
'Hey Malfoy. It's about time, what where you doing?'
'Shut up Potter,' Draco snapped sitting beside Harry, he then noticed the stares he was getting, 'Take a picture, it lasts longer.'
The footage had a time-lapse.
'I my self have managed to defeat a werewolf, a vampire, a zombie, a mummy, and a yeti, yet miraculously, during my time at Hogwarts I crapped on about Cornish Pixies.'
It was Blaise again; Severus had no doubts on who the black boy was imitating. The next thing Severus saw was Remus asking for Blaise to make fun of him.
"Bloody werewolf," Severus sneered just as Mad-eye Moody opened a can of coke only to have it all cover his face. Severus burst into laughter as Serenity stared at him in surprise. Very un-Snape like.
'EDEN!' Moody roared. It didn't bother Serenity much as she said,
'Wasn't me. Any way, Blaise do Mad-eye.'
'CONSTANT VIGILANCE! I'm that famous paranoid- CONSTANT VIGILANCE! Auror that transfigured Malfoy to a ferret! CONSTANT VIGILANCE! But then every one found out I was a fraud! CONSTANT VIGILANCE!'
Once Blaise finished yelling like Moody the group burst out laughing. The TV went blue but then returned to show Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan and Ron talking once more about football.
'I still think it's a stupid sport,' Ron said. Dean laughed as Seamus nodded in agreement with Ron.
'Say hello!' The three boys turned to the camera. Seamus and Ron both looked confused as Dean waved and greeting the camera. The camera walked of and made its way to the Weasley twins with Angelina Johnson, Katie Bell and Alicia Spinnet. The five stopped talking immediately as though they were talking of something illegal. Not surprising for the twins.
'Say hey,' tuned in Serenity's voice.
'To what?' Fred asked.
'My shoe,' Serenity's voice reeked of sarcasm, 'What do you think?'
'Um. You've lost it," George said.
'Say hey,' Serenity snarled.
'Hey,' the five ex-students said getting the point. The camera then moved to a group of girls. Hannah About, Sussan Bones, Luna Lovegood, Lavender Brown, Parvati and Padma Patil, Ginny Weasley and finally Hermione Granger sat around talking about the boys when Serenity suddenly sat beside Luna and Ginny, the camera sat on a table recording them.
'No I don't agree,' Serenity said, she took Luna's drink and drank it. "I don't agree at all. Zabini, nor Malfoy, or even Potter is good looking. Keanu Reeves all the way baby!'
'Who is he?' Lavender asked.
'Oh only the hottest bitch in the world,' Serenity said. The camera then showed a group of boys. Neville, Colin and Dennis Creevey, Justin Finch-Fletchley, and Ernie MacMillan were watching Bill and Charlie levitating tables in the air and ramming them against each other. They were cheering as Bill's table finally broke Charlie's. Severus felt something weird inside him fluttering as he saw Charlie laughing and playing with his older brother. Serenity smirked when she saw the dreamy look on Severus' face.
"What?' He snapped, when he noticed the grin on her face. She shrugged so the two began to watch the TV again. Now the camera was showing Oliver and Percy who were sitting far away from everyone, talking about what the two had done since they left school. Serenity once more ordered the wave at the camera. The two grinned and waved saying hello. The camera then showed Blaise and Draco talking to another girl.
"Is that Millicent Bulstrode?" Severus asked. Serenity nodded. "Why is she there?"
"She came with Blaise," Serenity said. The three were waving at the camera when Serenity asked them to say hello to Snape.
'Proffesor Snape can hear us?' Millicent asked.
'So to speak,' Serenity answered, as the three Slytherin's waved at the camera happily.
'Hey sir, how are you?' Blaise asked.
'We miss you,' Millicent said.
'Will you come back to Hogwarts?' Draco asked.
Severus sighed as the camera changed scenes. There was Harry with everyone around him and his cake singing happy birthday.
'Beep, Beep!' Serenity called out as the camera showed the guests
'Hurray!' The group shouted back.
'Beep, Beep!'
'Hurray!'
'Beep, Beep!'
'Hurray!'
'Make a wish and blow the candles out. Think of me in your wish.'
Harry laughed and blew out the candles. He was grabbed the knife and cut the cake when a voice said 'You have to kiss the nearest girl, that'll be Bill.'
'Hey!' Severus laughed as Harry moved towards Ginny.
'Oh sorry, I thought you were a girl, with that hair.'
'See Bill, if you just let me cut it.'
'No,'
The camera changed scenes again. There was a thirteen year old Enlil sitting in front of the camera.
"I saved the best bit for last," Serenity said, "I'm gonna make my self a coffee, do you want any thing."
"Tea," Severus said absently. She left the room as Enlil began to speak.
'Hey daddy,' the boy said smiling at the camera. 'How are you? I hope you're happy. I'm fine, but I really miss you. Well actually I'm a little scared. I know I'm gonna die soon but I really don't want to. Oh well. Tante said that every one dies eventually. Whether you want to or not. Unless if you're a vampire. Mum misses you to, he won't admit it, but I can tell. I know you miss him too. Tante told me that you and him may begin to hate each other when I die, but please don't. I don't want to see you guys in heaven any time soon. Any way, I have to go, Serenity wants her camera back. She let me talk to you alone, so if she didn't walk out of the room now, hit her. Thanks daddy. I love you.'
Severus didn't realise he had tears flowing down his cheeks just as Serenity walked in with the hot drinks. She put the mugs on the table and turned of the video. She sat beside Severus and pulled him into her arms and hugged him.
"Its okay Severus," Serenity said, "Every thing is going to be okay."
------------
Next Chapter: Maybe the identity of the vampire. Harry speaks to the Prophet. The death eaters hunt a certain muggle-born family. The trio begin to search for the horcruxes. Hogwarts re-opens. Ron accidentally finds a hidden room in the Hollow and a bunch of dairies, who do they belong to?
Sorry to all the Italian's who are reading this and thinking why is the Italian dead? I was gonna do a Greek man cuz I wanted to use a oog. (WOGS RULE!) But Serenity doesn't like lasagne that much….something about looking like bloody but not tasting like vampire…
Peace and Chicken Grease
Afro
Now go and get stuffed
Review….