DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN YU-GI-OH (THOUGH IF ANY OF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BUY ME SOME SHARES OF THE CORPORATION THEN THAT WOULD NOT GO AMISS)! RATED FOR SAFETY AND SOME OF THE CONTENT. SEXUAL INNUENDOES MAY BE RIFE! SOME YAOI SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEN DON'T READ.
2. The birds and the bees.
Ahhhh, peace and quiet. With the clicking of his mouse and the tapping of his keyboard being the only things disturbing the hazy afternoon air, Seto Kaiba felt totally at ease. His desk was clearing quickly and none of his dim-witted employees had felt the need to disturb him all day so, logically, his mood was good.
When a timid knock came at the office door he was even nice enough to offer a polite
" Come in." to his visitor.
Roland crept carefully into the room and crossed to the desk where he handed his boss a bundle of bulky envelopes that had arrived with the mailman that morning. He stood silently and obediently by the side of his desk while Seto rifled through his mail. The calming serenity that engulfed the office was shattered as the office door was shoved open so hard that it banged against the papered walls and flakes of the shiny material fell to the lushly carpeted floor. Mokuba Kaiba threw down his schoolbag and desperately tried to avoid looking at the expensive wallpaper that he had chipped off with the door. He walked to Roland's other side and spoke to his brother quietly.
" Seto, I need your help with something."
Seto put down his mail and replied.
" What's up? Do you need me to fire someone?"
Roland gulped.
" No, Seto. It's for school. I need you to tell me about… about the birds and the bees."
Seto took a sharp intake of breath and nearly choked on his gum as the temperature in the room shot up. Roland cleared his throat and spoke while making a hasty exit.
" I'll leave this to you, ' big brother'."
Seto scowled at his retreating back then found his gaze drawn back to the wide, curious orbs that were his brother's eyes. Seto fought to make words form on his parched tongue while Mokuba's piercing gaze worsened on his face. Seto raised a hand to his collar and eased it away from his sweaty neck.
" Is it hot in here or is it just me?"
Mokuba replied anxiously.
" It must just be you. Seto, your face has gone all red. Anyone would think that you were embarrassed. Are you embarrassed, Seto? Did I say something wrong? Aren't I allowed to know? I get these feelings about girls! What do I do? SETO! My body has a mind of its own! Someone told asked me whether I had a 'pen in my pocket'! What does it all mean? SETO!"
Mokuba carried on rambling and getting more and more distressed while Seto got sweatier and more nauseous by the second as his incapability to talk about bodily functions kicked in. He gulped as he heard his brother mention the words sex and contraception then go on to talk about his sexuality. He got to his feet; a hand raised to his mouth. and ran from the room calling back desperately.
" Maybe later, Mokuba!"
As the door slammed shut behind Seto, Mokuba grinned slyly and something began to glow beneath his jumper. The Millennium Ring came into view and Mokuba's form shifted and moulded until instead of the young Kaiba, an Albino Yami stood grinning to himself. Bakura folded his arms across his chest and spoke to himself.
" Oh how I love to watch them squirm. Hell hath no fury like a 5000-year-old thief scorned! That'll teach him not to call me a 'happy bunny'!"