"The dog greedily accepts the evil offer so he can get rid of his enemy, the cat" (Revived, chapter 3)

Chapter 2: The Holy Weapons Come To Life Again!


In a house somewhere in Onett…

Jerry the mouse is on the run again… As usual, Tom the cat is trying to get rid of him. Tom is chasing Jerry while trying to smash him with a mallet. Jerry quickly runs behind Spike the dog, who is taking a nap. Tom was too focused on hitting Jerry that he accidentally whacks Spike hard on the head! Tom is frightened, for Spike is very dangerous if he gets mad. He turns around to run away, but Spike got up and grabs him by the neck before he can do so. "You darn cat!" Spike scolds him. "You hit me on the head just now! I had enough with you!"

Jerry hides in the corner and enjoys the scene of Tom getting trashed around by Spike. Spike smashes Tom on the head several times with the hammer and then throws him out the window like a rocket, smashing through a tree in the process. "If I ever see you again!" Spike shouts out the window. "I'll grind you into pieces!" Jerry sits at the window, laughing at the beaten up Tom.

Unknown the Spike and Jerry, there is a hole in the corner of the ceiling. Two pairs of glowing purple eyes are watching them.

"So how are the holy weapons?" Roy asks Crazy Hand. "Ya haven't been using it for a loooooooooooooooooooooong time," the hand answers. "So it can take a while to juice it up again."

Samus walks up to CH and kneels down before him. "I came to apologize for the entire Smashers about not believing in what you told us."

"It's okay. It's usually hard for people to not believe what they don't know."

"We will fight until we destroy all the Darklings!" Mewtwo tells the hand. "Mewtwo, even in plural form, it's still called Darkling. There's no 's' in Darkling," CH corrects him.

"Okay… We will fight until we destroy all the Darkling," repeats Mewtwo correctly this time.

"Master Hand is probably struggling at his moment," thought DK. "We are his comrades, so how can we just sit here and do nothing?"

Meanwhile, in the house that I spoke of earlier, Spike is continuing his nap. A Darkling drops down from the ceiling and slowly approaches the napping bulldog. Jerry is in his mouse hole, taking a nap also. He is still delighted about Tom getting tortured by Spike. Unknown to him, a smaller than usual Darkling enters the mouse hole and quietly approaches Jerry. Jerry wasn't fully asleep though; he thought he had heard footsteps. He got up to see what it was, but before he can react, the Darkling pounces at him and enters his body.

"Okay! Everybody!" CH shouts out. "Da weapons are ready! Get ready to rock & roll!"

"Calm down, would ya?" Falco tells him. "It's not such a big deal."

"But it is! Without those weapons, you are no match for those Darkling! Even if you are, you can fight them forever until you drop down tired!"

"Quick! Give us the weapons!" says Link impatiently.

"Settle down, children. You are getting the same weapons you used during the King Starman incident. The only exceptions are Mewtwo and Pikachu."

"Pardon?" asks Pikachu and Mewtwo in unison.

"For some unknown reason," CH explains to them. "When your weapons are finished fueling, they transformed into something else!"

"Show us! Quick!" says the two Pokemon joyfully.

"Line up!" CH yells out, bringing everyone to his or her attentions. "Okay, let's begin with Mario."

Mario steps forward and CH hands him a rod. "Do you remember this rod?"

"Yes, I rememba!" says Mario. "Eet's da rod-a that-a can extend in length! It has fire effect-a too!"

Luigi came next and he, too, is given a rod. "My weapon is the same as Mario's, except it has electric power," Luigi explains to himself.

CH hands Link some silver arrows. "These silver arrows can pierce through anything!" says Link. "Even the hardest diamond can be pierced!" Young Link receives the light arrows. "These arrows contain the power of light! It travels at light speed and will repel evil forces!"

Samus receives the Hyper Beam Gun. "This beam is colorful and powerful. It can blast through anything easily."

Fox receives the Atomic Gun. "This gun will shatter atoms and kill opponents." Falco gets the Nuclear Gun. "Even if the enemy survives the shot, they will be affected with radiation and fall sick."

DK receives the Giant's Axe. "Woo! This axe is perfect for me! It's useful for cutting baddies!" Bowser gets the Sharp Claws. "I will slash them into pieces with this!"

Zelda gets the Snake Whip. "This weapon only suits me if I turn myself into Sheik."

Yoshi receives the Meteor Mace. "Yoshi! I remember pummeling King Starman on the head with this!"

Roy gets the Sealed Sword. "This burning sword is my weapon. It can also shoot fireballs." Marth receives the Durandal. "This blade is huge, but light. A single slash can kill several enemies."

Popo and Nana both receives the Quake Hammer. "We siblings will be unstoppable with these weapons!"

G&W gets the Mega Swatter. "It may look like a normal fly swatter, but it's more powerful than you think."

Peach gets the Frying Pan. "Hehe! Besides smashing and frying the enemies' brain with this, I can also cook using this!"

Ganondorf gets the Poseidon's Trident. "Behold! The power of evil comes into this weapon!"

"Excuse me…?" Link asks him. "I mean light…" corrects Ganondorf.

Captain Falcon gets the Hunter's Spear. "With speed and power, I am da master of this weapon!" Kirby gets the Boomerang Dagger. "This is a dagger and boomerang in one!"

Ness gets the Homerun Bat. "This bat will make my enemies fly high into the sky and I will get a home run!" Pichu gets the Crash Helmet and puts it on his head. "I look cute with this on! I'll give them a good headbutt!"

Jigglypuff gets the Magic Rod. "I am fairy! This rod fire beams!" Dr. Mario gets the Heal Staff. "This weapon may not be offensive, but it can cure all kind of sickness and revive the dead! I can also put enemies to sleep or paralyze them!"

CH turns to Pikachu and Mewtwo. "As for the two of you… Mewtwo, you will no longer be using the Magic Book."

"What will I be using?" asks Mewtwo. "You will be using…" CH hands him a giant spoon. "The Psychic Spoon."

"This spoon… It's the same one I used back in the olden days…" says Mewtwo. He starts to have a flashback of when he is first created from the cells of Mew. Blaine tried to hunt him down and destroy him for the sake of humanity. Then the Pokemon trainer Red came and was successful in capturing him with the Master Ball. He then became Blaine's Pokemon for a few years, and then he was released…

"This spoon is way stronger than the one you used before," CH tells him. "This can destroy Darkling." And then the hand turns to Pikachu. "You won't be wearing the Hyperactive Harness again."

"What will I be using?" asks Pikachu. "Well… You will still wear a harness, but instead of boosting your abilities, it has cannons attached to it."

"Cool!" exclaims Pikachu when he sees the new harness, which has two tubes sticking out from the back and arcing to the front. "Now, if you put on this Electric Harness, you can fire bolts of electricity from the cannons."

"But will it kill the Darkling?"

"Of course it will!"

"Then I can just zap the Darkling by myself without wearing it!"

"You see, Pikachu, putting on the harness will add a twist of holiness into your electric body. So the electric fired from the cannon on the harness can kill the Darkling."

"I see…"

"Now that everyone has their weapons," says CH. "Let's go and find that Dark Reactor I believe is hidden in Onett!"

"YES!" shouts all the Smashers while raising their weapons into the air.

"What about me?" asks Parry. "What do I get?"

"Sorry, Parry," Zelda tells him. "You're just an ordinary parrot, so you can't save the world."

"But I want to have a role too!" Parry complains. "At least I can accompany you guys!"

"It's too dangerous for a parrot like you," Falco tells him. "You stay home!"

"This sucks…" mutters Parry.

In that particular house, Spike woke up from his nap. He looks the same as usual, but his eyes are glowing in an eerie purple light. Jerry walks out from his mouse hole. He, too, has purple eyes…


TO BE CONTINUED…

In case you didn't know, the holy weapons first made their debut in my old story Holy Weapons vs. Dark Forces. If you want to know more about it, then read that story. But warning, it's a script format story.