Author's notes: All right, people, so my first one wasn't EXACTLY groundbreaking, but it was good in my eyes. Oh, and to that one idiot who said I couldn't have a floating castle can bite me. IT'S MY STORY!I LIKE FLOATING CASTLES! GET OVER IT!...Ahem, where was I? Oh yeah, this story has more bad language than the last one. When words are in Italics, that's Vash's thoughts.BACK TO ADVENTURE!
Ch. 2- Bad-ass Gunner
Vash had noticed something in a nearby trashcan. He walked over to it,and opened the lid. To his amazement, there were 50 gold bars in the Trash can, (Who throws away gold bars I don't know). "Hell yeah! Awsome! Can you say All-you-can-eat-buffet? I sure can!" Vash jumped up and down, stuffing gold bars in his pockets Out of the shadows, four men wearing leather and with piercings walked up to him. On of them was carrying a lead pipe. "Hey," the man started, "Who's we got here." Another man stepped out from behind him, "Ooh, it looks like someone's found our stash. Can we kill him boss? Can we please?" The boss, who has the most piercings, punched him in the nose, making blood fly out the sides. "I'll handle him"
"So, you're the mighty Vash the stampede, eh? The 60,000,000,000 man? You don't look so tough. C'mon, let's rumble." He put his fists up and started strafing around Vash. Vash was worried, for he wasn't in any condition to fight the gangsters. He decided to take the peaceful way. "Oh my god, there's an alien behind you!" Vash yelled, waving his arms wildly. The gangsters turn around, and while they weren't looking, Vash made like a banana and split. "Oh man, those are some stupid gangsters! Ha, I mean, who falls for the alien trick?" The gangsters, back in the ally-way, were boiling mad. "AH! There's no alien here! Let's get that dead fuck!"
Mean-While...
Vash had gotten something to eat, purchased new clothes, and was getting ready to buy a gun from one of the local gunstores. He entered the gunstore, and to his surprise, there was a giant cross laying on the left wall. Vash knew whose that was. He ran to the clerk, hoping he would knowif he was really there. "Sir, did you see a man with blue hair? Oh, he smokes too. Well, have ya?" The clerk slowly picked up a gun and turned around, revealing all of his piercings. Ohhh Shit. Wait, how the hell did he get here? Didn't I like, run away from him? Ah, this doesn't make any sense. The gang leader shot at Vash, one missing his head, and one puncturing into his left shoulder. Ow, that hurt like a bitch. Vash loaded bullets into his gun, and ran behind a table. He heard a barrage of bullets being shot, so he decided to wait behind the table. He looked up to see the gang leader layingg on the ground, blood leaking from each of the holes in him. One had hit him in they eye socket, making his eye fall out. Standing next to the dead leader was a blue-haired man with a cross-shaped machine-gun. "Wolf-wood?" He turned his head and replied, "I need a cigarette."
End Ch. 2
Hope everyone likes it. That's all. Oh, and to that one person who said I couldn't have a flying castle in my first chapter, screw you!