Author's note: Hello, everyone. It's your local nerd, and part-time grammer messer-upper, R0x0R! Just letting everyone know that this time i'm going to slowly write this and check over any mistakes. But i'm only human, people. Only human...Um...Oh yeah, this story is like, dedicated toone of my favorite people, myGrandpa. BACK TO ADVENTURE !

Ch. 3-Wolfwood returns

"Long time no see, Wolfwood. Just what exactly have you been up to?" Wolfwood took a puff of his cigarette, exhaled, then responded, "Nothing much, just doin' what I always do. What the fuck did you do to get these people somad at you?" Vash chuckled and rubbed the back of his head. "Would you beleive me if I told you that there were aliens behind you?"

"What? Of course I wouldn't. That would just be ridiculous. Wait, are you telling me that these idiots did? Dude, everyone knows that there are no such things as aliens. But as for what i've been doing lately, to be more specefic, is traveling. I've been goingto far-offlands in hopeof finding an artifact." Vash looked at him funny, then said, "Funny, I've never known you to be the artifact finding type. You know, like Indiana Jones."

"Indiana who?"

"Um, never mind. But why are you looking for an artifact?" Wolfwood walked toward the door of the gun shop. As he began to push open the door, he stopped, and moved his head, facing Vash.

"It's none of your damn business. By the way, you might want to get that body out of here before someone comes in to buy a gun." Wolfwood left the gunstore, his giant cross not far behind him, making a trail in the sand.

Jeez, what's the deal with Wolfwood lately? He seems so...frustrated. I've got to find out...Oh, No! He's right! I've got to get this body out of here! Ah, what am I gonna do? Um, be calm Vash. BE CALM! I know, i'll put him in the dumpster! Yes, that's perfect!

Vash picked the body up by his feet and was going to drag him outside, which was hard, because the man was fat. "Ah, what has this man eaten? A live horse?" Vash struggled to get him outside, using each and every way he knew to try and move the man. Finally, he decided to use his most favorite choice, to leave it and run. He ran out the backdoor of the gunshop, turned left, and ended up in town. He sighed a sigh of relief, and slumped against a post. "Well, that's one last thing I have to worry about." Vash looks around town, and spots Wolfwood in a corner, out of the public eye, talking to a shady looking man.

Hmm...What could Wolfwood want with this man?

After Wolfwood and the man talked for a good three minutes, Vash had decided to leave. But as he started to turn to leave, another man, gun in hand, began to sneak up behind Wolfwood

Shit, He's going to shoot him!"

"Wolfwood! Lookout, there's a-" A gun-shot echoed through the town. After that, silence

Wolfwood...no...

EndCh. 3-Wolfwood returns.

Hope everyone likes it. Even you. Yeah, I see ya. Hey, where are you going? Aw dammit, Iscared another person.