Author's note: Yeah, this took me quite a while, but i'm back. I had writers block, and it sucks very badly. I mean, not being able to create things in which to entertain others and thy self...it's BAD. Well, at least it's over. Here's chapter four!


Ch. 4-The kidnapping and the Klingon?

After the gunshot, dust had surrounded the area where the three men had been. When the dust settled, Vash noticed a note laying neatly folded on the ground. It read:

If you really care if your friend lives or dies, meet back here at midnight. You'll find it very welcoming. Mwahahahaha!...Ow...Evil laughs make my throat hurt.

Vash read the note again, slowly this time, to make sure he left out no details. Hecrumpled the note into a ball, then threw it onto the ground.

Hmm...had this been planned? But what do they want with Wolfwood? Well, there's only one way to find out! But what to do till midnight?

Mean-While...

Back at the castle, the man in black takes a seat at a table. There is another man too, but he's covered in darkness so no one can see what he looks like. "Aoni, did your men succeed in their mission?"

"Yes, Sire, their mission was succesful. We've retrieved the subject. As for his friend...we've no need for him, do we?" The man in darkness pushed a button on the table, opening a secret passage-way behind Aoni. A shadow emerged from the depths of the opening, slowly walking toward the table. Walking into the light, the figure went to a dark shadow to a beautiful, long-haired woman.

"This is Rose, she'll help you exterminate the subject's friend. All the information you need on him is on the table," Aoni walked over, examing the folders. He opened it up, and skimmed through the information.

"Ah, so much information sandwiched in between a folder! This is makingmehungry...Wait, now is not the time to talk of foods, (Although a hotdog would be pretty good.) Sire, thank you for this delicious...Um, I meanhelpful information. Rose and I shall exterminate...," Aoni looked down at the paper. His eyes grew big and dialated. "V-Vash the Stampede? Is this a suicide mission? Um...ok, We'll intercept him at midnight, as the note said."

The man in darkness slid a note on the table towards Aoni. He picked it up, and looked at it. In big bold letters, it read:

Use these words if you and Rose get into trouble: Beam me up Scottie, there are Klingon's circling uranus.

End. Ch 4.


Heh, Klingon...That's a knee-slapper. Oh, that reminds me of a question! Would you awsome readers help me with something? Yes, I need to know which one of these I should write: Elfen Lied or Full Metal Alchemist? Thanks for reading, and it would be really cool to get your opinion!