Team 1: Samus, Pikachu, Luigi, Mario, Young Link, Jigglypuff, Fox, Falco, Yoshi
WORLD NAME:
WILY'S SUPER FUN LAND
Chapter 33: Wily's Super Fun Land! A Truly Fun and Amusing Place?
In a normal-looking city…
A warp star comes falling through the sky and…
Ha! Got you fooled right? You thought it was gonna crash? No, It didn't! In fact, it landed perfectly on the ground!
"Finally, a good landing!" says Samus happily.
"I thought I was gonna bend my bones again," says Luigi.
Jigglypuff looks around. "This no look like amusement park."
"Of course it isn't," Falco tells her. "We'll have to get to the park by ourselves! And speaking, where is this place?"
"It's Robot City," says Fox. "It is very well known for robots that look a lot like humans and have an AI like one! Just look over there!" He points to a robotic traffic police who is guiding the traffic.
Yoshi says, "Wait… If this city has only robots, then that means…" His is immediately struck with horror. "THEN ALL THERE IS TO EAT ARE GAS AND PETROLEUM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Calm down! There are humans also!" says Pikachu, pointing to the playground where little children are playing.
"Phew… What a relief!"
"How do we get-a to da park?" asks Mario.
"We'll ask some passerby," suggests Samus. A boy and a girl happen to walk by them, and in their hands are some grocery bags. Samus stops them and asks, "Excuse me, do you two know where we can find Wily's Super Fun Land?"
"Oh yes!" replies the boy. "You'll have to ride bus number 101 and it'll take you there."
"The bus passes by here," says the girl. "So you'll just have to wait."
"Thanks for the direction," Samus thanks them.
"But I tell you, I don't really trust the safety of that place," continues the boy.
"What's wrong?" asks Young Link.
Before the boy can reply, an explosion occurs on the other side of the street, from a building. The explosion clears and a large muscular robot steps out, with moneybags in his hand.
"Somebody stop the thief!" shouts some random passerby.
"Looks like my job!" says the boy as then he hands his grocery bags to the girl. "You take it, Roll!"
"Go, Rock! Go save the day!" the girl cheers on him as she takes the bag from him. But before the boy even crosses the street, a large spotted egg rolls pass him and across it.
"What?"
The egg hits the large robot in the leg, making it collapse to the ground. Yoshi pops out of the egg and stands in front of the robot. "Pesky dinosaur!" curses the robot angrily. "How dare you mess with the great Robo-Bandit!" But Yoshi isn't listening to him; instead, he runs to a nearby ice-cream stand and buys an ice-cream.
The robot is angry and is about to pound Yoshi, but before he can act, Falco bashes into the robot hard using Fire Bird, knocking it onto the ground. The robot gets back up and glares at Falco, who shoots his eyes with his laser gun. The robot covers his eyes and screams in pain, "I'm blind!" Falco jumps up to his head and delivers several kicks and punches until the robot's jaw breaks. The robot collapses onto the ground and passes out.
The boy, who was going to save the day, simply stands there with a look of awe in his face, so does the girl.
A couple of robotic policeman come running to Falco and thanks him. "You guys sure got that villain down!"
"True!" says Falco with pride. "Nobody can beat me when it comes to catching a prey!"
A large police truck comes and the policemen load the robot into the truck, and then it drives off. Falco and Yoshi returns to the other side of the street, where the others are waiting. "Did you cross the street to get the thief or to buy ice-cream?" Pikachu asks Yoshi, who is enjoying his ice-cream.
"Wow… You guys know how to fight!" says the boy. "I was going to take him down myself, but you beat me to it!"
"Oh, you were gonna get him yourself? What can you do?" asks Falco.
"Don't underestimate my brother Rock!" says the girl. "He's the most well known robot in this place! He is known to everyone by Megaman the Blue Bomber!"
"You're a robot?" asks Luigi. "Sure don't look like one…"
"Yeah, I look every way like a human when in this form," says Rock (or Megaman, if you prefer). "When in battle, I switch to my other form. My sister Roll is also a robot."
"She's a robot too?" asks Young Link in surprise. "And she was so lovely…"
"Anyway, you guys were saying you want to go to Wily's Super Fun Land, right?" asks Rock.
"Yes, and you said it's dangerous there," says Fox. "Why?"
"The owner of that park is Dr. Wily, and he's the most dangerous man in this city. Recently, he claimed to have become good and built a large amusement park. The government even approves it!"
"Are there any bad reports and news from there lately?" asks Samus.
"There haven't been any at the moment, so everyone assumes that the park is a safe place."
"We'll still go there anyway," says Samus. "We have something important to accomplish."
"What's that?"
Samus tells him about the Darkling and all. "I can't say I know what Darklings are," replies Rock. "I've never heard of them."
"So do I," says Roll.
"There is no 's' in Darkling, even if it's plural form," Luigi corrects Rock.
"Anyway, we'll just go and handle everything by ourselves," says Fox. "Thanks for giving us information anyway."
The Smashers wave good-bye to the robotic siblings as the two walk way. After a bit of waiting, Bus 101 comes and the Smashers got onto it.
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The bus finally got to Wily's Super Fun Land!
"Wow! This place looks fun!" says Luigi, staring at the gigantic roller coaster tracks and Ferris wheel, which towers high into the sky.
"We'll hafta buy ticket-a and go in," says Mario. "But-a we don't-a have da currency of deez place…"
"Hey, it just came to me… How did Yoshi bought the ice-cream…?" asks Pikachu.
"Oh yeah! This is very strange!" says Yoshi. "The seller, you see, is a robot. When I gave him dollars, he told me that in this country they use zennies, but he still accepted it. He inserted the money into a slot on his body and the dollars turned into zennies!"
"So you mean if the seller is a robot, he can always convert the currency into their own?" says Fox. "Then let's pray that the ticket seller is also a robot."
Sure enough, the ticket seller is a robot. When they hand him Eagleland dollars, the robot still accepts it and gives them their tickets and travel brochure. The Smashers happily enter the park and are amazed at the marvelous and beautiful carnival before them.
"Woohoo! I can't wait to play with the rides!" says Luigi.
"Hey, don't forget our mission here," Fox reminds him, but nobody listened to him; they all ran in different directions to have fun. "Uh… You're really forgetting your missions…"
Yoshi immediately went to the food court and enjoy the snacks there. Samus runs to play laser tag and some other wild rides. Mario and Luigi ride the Ferris wheel and enjoy the spectacular scene when they are high in the air. Pikachu went to play some fun prize-collecting games. Falco also went onto some wild rides. Young Link enters a game of sword fencing. Jigglypuff goes to sing for the crowd, only to make them fall asleep.
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"Let's ride the roller coaster!" says Samus.
"Wow! It's really high!" exclaims Falco while looking up at the tracks. "This is gonna be fun!"
"But it looks scary… I'm not sure if I want to…" says Luigi.
"Relax-a, Luigi!" Mario tells him. "Just try and see!" They got onto the roller coaster. The coaster starts moving, very slowly. It starts moving upwards slowly…
"Oh… It's gonna take forever to go up there…" says Luigi, who is starting to tremble in fear.
"I can't wait for the downfall!" says Samus.
The roller coaster finally reached the highest point, and it continues moving forward, slowly getting near the slope… Luigi gulps in fear, waiting for the downfall to come. "Here comes…"
Suddenly, the roller coaster stops moving. "Hey! What happened!" exclaims Falco.
The speaker booms out loudly from below, saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but there is an error with the roller coaster."
"Great… Now we're stuck up here!" grumbles Samus.
"At least we're not zooming down all of a sudden…" says Luigi with a sigh of relief.
And the speaker talks again. "We are glad to tell you that the error is fixed!" As soon as the speaker said this, the roller coaster moves again and zooms downwards!
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" shrieks Samus and Falco, who are enjoying this.
"YAHOOOOOOOOOOO!" shouts Mario also.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" screams Luigi in fear.
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Meanwhile, at the Bumper Car area, Fox is there, happily bumping people with his bumper car. "You better be careful," a kid says to Fox. "If you keep bumping me, my friend Shermy will get you!"
"Ho, I'm so scared!" says Fox sarcastically. Suddenly, a fat kid named Shermy in a bumper car comes zooming at Fox at high speed and bumps straight into him. The impact is so hard that Fox flew out the ring!
Young Link sees the kind of game where you use the hammer to hit something and see how strong you are. "Come and test your strength!" says the man in charge of the game. "Come and win a super cool Megaman action figure if you can hit that hard! Can't hit that hard? Don't worry, you still get prizes! Everyone goes home a winner!"
Young Link decides to test his strength, so he lifts up the hammer and brings it down at the thingamajig with full force!
Jigglypuff is playing some sort of a bowling ball game, but she keeps on missing the targets. "This is your last ball," says the man in charge. "Can you hit it?" Jigglypuff doesn't want to miss her chance at getting that cute Flappy (a virus in Battle Network games) plushy, which is the prize, so she performs the move Rollout and knocks down all the targets! Even though this is against the rule, the man in charge still considers her a winner because he has never seen such marvelous thing.
Pikachu decided to try a wild ride in which you sit on a large disk that keeps on spinning and tilting around wildly. Unfortunately, he is too small and the seatbelt won't keep him. When the disk spins at its maximum speed, Pikachu flies out from his seat and into the air. "PIIIIIIIIIIIIIKAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Yoshi is at the food court, enjoying a delicious meal, when all of a sudden, Pikachu flies straight into his food and splats it.
"I'm saved…" says Pikachu…
"My food is not safe… Sniff…" says Yoshi, who is starting to cry.
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The 9 Smashers finally got together again. "Hey, what's that with you?" Fox asks Young Link.
"Oh, you mean this lighter? I got it as a prize from a game," replies YL. In case you didn't know, it's the prize he got from the hammer game. "And what happened to Luigi?"
"He passed out after coming down from the roller coaster." Suddenly, Fox catches a glimpse of something coming from the entrance of the Haunted House. "I think I see a Darkling inside that house!"
"Really?" says Falco.
"Yes, I saw a purple eye in that house."
"If that's what you say, then let's go!"
"But-a Luigi eez down," says Mario.
"And I don't want to go into the Haunted House!" says Yoshi. Jigglypuff and Pikachu also nod.
"I'll stay outside and guard Luigi until he gets back up," says YL.
So Fox, Falco, Mario, and Samus all enter the Haunted House while the other 5 wait for them outside.
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Inside the house, the 4 see lots of scary stuffs. There are grotesque wax statues along the hallway, dead people hanging from the ceiling, dancing skeletons, and much more scary stuff. Of course, all those stuffs are not real.
"There's nothing scary here," says Samus. "And not even a sight of Darkling."
"But I'm sure I saw it," says Fox.
"You're right, Fox," says Falco, pointing to a pair of purple eyes in front of them.
"Eet's da Darkling! We must-a go get-a eet!" says Mario. The Darkling immediately runs from them, so the four of them chase after it. They chase the Darkling through the corridors of the haunted house, knocking over stuffs as they run. Soon, they trapped the Darkling against a dead end.
"You're doomed now!" says Falco, pointing his Nuclear Gun at the Darkling. Suddenly, the floor beneath the Smashers opens up and they all fall into it!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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Meanwhile, the other 5 are still waiting outside. "I wonder what took them so long?" wonders YL.
Yoshi walks up to him and shows him a bottle of oil. "Guess what? I entered the pie eating contest just now and won this special brand sunflower oil! They say it especially makes fries tasty!"
Luigi finally came to his sense, and YL explains to him where the other 4 went. They continue to wait, but still no signs of those other 4. "They really are gone for a long time…" says Pikachu, who is getting impatient.
A robot steps out of the haunted house and walks up to them. "You are the Smashers, right?"
"Yes," replies YL.
"Then come." The robot leads the 5 Smashers behind some buildings, where nobody will see them. "I must tell you something in behalf of Lord Wily." A TV screen pops out from the robot. The TV turns on and shows Dr. Wily!
"Greetings, Smashers!" says the evil doctor. "I am Dr. Wily, one of the Dark Agents!"
"You work for the Darkling King!" says Luigi. "What do you want with us?"
"I am glad to tell you that your friends are now captured!"
"WHAT!" gasps the five.
The screen switches to the 4 Smashers piled up together in who-knows-where.
"If you want to rescue them, then come!"
"You fiend!" says Luigi angrily. "Return my brother at once!"
"But I said I will! My apprentice should be giving you a special ticket by now!"
The robot takes out 5 tickets and gives it to them. "Take these tickets and go to the northwestern section of the park. There, you will find the way."
"Do you intend to trap us?" asks Young Link.
"Do you value your friends' lives?" asks Dr. Wily from the TV. "Take these tickets to the northwestern section and find the door that says "Staffs only". See if you can pass the trial alive, which I doubt you will! Hahahahaha!"
Yoshi grabs the robot by the neck and shakes him violently. "How dare you trap our friends! You evil monster! I'll crush you!"
"Like that'll ever happen," says the robot, and then it explodes, leaving Yoshi covered in black.
"Megaman was right! Dr. Wily indeed is evil!" says Pikachu. "We must warn the people!"
"It's no use. They won't believe us for sure," says YL.
"What do we do now?" asks Jigglypuff.
"The only way is to follow what the TV said."
"But we're gonna fail for sure!" says Luigi. "Wily says it's impossible for us to pass the trail or whatever that is!"
"Do you want to leave your brother there and not care about him?" Yoshi shouts at Luigi.
"No…"
"Then we must step forward and rescue them! Even if we die… well… we tried!"
"Don't say that…"
"Yoshi's right! We must rescue them even if it costs our lives!" says YL.
Without further hesitations, the 5 Smashers make their way to the northwestern section. When they got there, they found a door that has the sign "Staffs only" embedded on it. They walk up to the robot in front of the door and show him their tickets. "So you are chosen by Lord Wily to enter the trial," says the robot after seeing the ticket.
"What's the trial?" asks Luigi.
"It is the trial that matters life and death," answers the robot. "If you can pass it, then you are worthy of living, but if you fail, you die." Hearing this makes Luigi and the two Pokemon tremble in fear.
"We will enter it no matter what!" says YL.
"Then step inside and bet your lives," says the robot in a dark tone. He opens the door and behind it is total darkness. The 5 Smashers bravely, except Luigi, step inside, and the robot closes the door behind them, locking it.
"It's so dark!" screams Luigi. "Help!"
"There's not even a single light!" shouts Yoshi. "I can't see even a nanometer in front of me!"
YL takes out the lighter he won and brightens their surrounding. "Well, that's better, isn't it?"
So they bravely continue moving forward…
TO BE CONTINUED…
That's the first chapter of the Wily arc! Hope you enjoy it! Megaman will be appearing again too!
Remember what Ridley said about the Jewel of Power in the previous chapter? In case you forgot, that jewel first appeared in my other story Feudal Smasher, and it played an important role.