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Chapter 6

The train was about to leave. And Hermione, Ron and Ginny went off to the prefect's compartment. So did Luna, but she had arrived with her father.

And Harry sat silently in his compartment thinking about Luna. She had wanted their relationship hidden because she was afraid she'd ruin his reputation. Harry agreed, but for completely different reason. Namely he was afraid of what would Voldedork do to Luna when he found out. So now they had a secret relationship.

The compartment door opened and Cho's head popped inside.

C: "Oh hi Harry! May I sit with you? Everywhere else is full. There's so many first years around and they prefer privacy for some odd reason."

H: "Hi yourself Cho. Why aren't you at the prefect's compartment?"

C: "Oh that, well, I've got chopped out. You know, my grades dropped and so. I did become Ravenclaw Quidditch captain though."

H: "Congrats about Quidditch, Cho. It's a pity you lost your prefect badge. Really sorry about it."

C: "I don't mind. I have more time to do my homework now. NOW may I sit with you?"

H: "I don't mind but Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Luna will make their way here after their meeting and rounds."

Cho sat opposite to Harry.

C: "Luna? Loony Lovegood? She made it to the prefects, while I got banished?"

H: "Yep. Hey Cho, where's your friend, Marietta Edgecombe?"

C: "Oh she. Well, she got to the head girl's."

H: "Oh."

C: "Are you seeing anyone?"

H: "Me? Um, no I'm not. Why?"

C: "I was thinking if you are not seeing anyone, then maybe you and I could…"

H: "What about Corner?"

C: "What about Michael?"

H: "You dated him."

C: "How did you know that?"

H: "Ginny told me."

C: "And how on earth would that Weasel-bee know that."

H: "Don't call her that. It's way too Malfoy. And what? You mean you didn't know that Corner dated Ginny right before you."

C: "WHAT! He told me I was his first girlfriend."

H: "He's an idiot, I know that. Ginny and Corner broke up because of Quidditch. Can you believe it?"

C: "I broke up with that git during summer because all he was interested in was my ass. So, what would you think about us?"

H: "Sorry Cho. But I can't date."

C: "Oh? Why not? Wait! YOU'RE GAY!"

H: "Gay? Moi? There's no way I'm gay, eww! I don't date because Voldemort's after my ass and using my gal as a bate is exactly what he would do."

C: "We could keep our relationship a secret."

H: "Maybe. But there's also another reason why I don't want to date."

C: "And what would that be?"

H: "My godfather passed out a few months ago and I may get a bit distracted."

C: "I dated after Cedric died."

H: "You did Cho. But I am a whole different person. Plus I'm a guy. And guys do almost everything to keep anyone seeing them cry."

C: "YOU cried…?"

H: "Of course I did… but don't tell anyone that please. I saw that Lestrange woman kill him. He was the closest person to a parent to me. He was dad's best friend."

C: "What was your godfather's name?"

But Harry was saved from answering, because the compartment door opened and Draco with his goons grinned evilly at them. For the second tome in his life, Harry was happy to see him.

"Potter and Chang sitting in a tree, K-I-S-I-N-G." He sang in an off-key tune.

"I do believe its K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Malfoy. Or did you let your mother charm all the quills to correct all of your little mistakes on paper? Wait, I'll take that back. Gigantic mistakes."

Malfoy went red with anger. "Oh, my god" Harry thought. By the look on his face it's was true.

"Well. Potter and Chang, this is going to be really interesting…"

"Go ahead and report this to Voldedork. Tell him you busted us snogging in a broomstick cupboard. I think I am going to enjoy Cruciatus curse he'll cast on you when he'll find out you fed him false information, because I don't have a girlfriend Malfoy."

Harry could tell that Malfoy was boiling with anger. Oh how he enjoyed the feeling of an angry Malfoy not able to do a thing. He drew out his wand, but Harry didn't move nor did he flinch. Cho, in the other hand, drew out her wand and pointed it to Malfoy.

"Chill, Cho. It's between Malfoy and me."

"Harry, he's outnumbered."

"Ah well. His goons really can't hurt us. They're as good as Squibs, you know."

Crabbe and Goyle were so stupid they didn't notice Harry insulting them. They did in Malfoy's case, but not in their own. What pathetic morons!

"What nobility Potter. You're such a Gryffindor."

"I also can be pretty Slytherin if I want to."

"Liar!"

"Did you know the sorting hat placed me in Gryffindor only because I begged it not to place me in Slytherin…?"

"LIAR!"

"Ferret boy."

Malfoy shot a severing charm on Harry. Harry grinned and cast a wandless/non-verbal reflecting charm (Merlin taught him) on himself. The severing charm bounced back and hit Malfoy in his… er, more private parts. He cried out loud and fled. Two seconds later three much more welcomed teens appeared and found Cho, who was on the ground and laughed so hard, she had cramps, and Harry, who just sat there, smirking satisfiedly.

"What the bloody hell happened here? We saw Malfoy running out of your compartment."

"On nothing happened…" Harry replied calmly.

"Except that Harry just castrated Malfoy."

The Weasley siblings looked confused, but Luna and Hermione joined Cho in laughing.

"That's completely up to how powerful Malfoy's severing charm was."

"What's casdated?" Asked Ron.

"That's castrated, Ron. Castrating is, er... Well castrated people are called eunuchs."

"What's that?" Asked Ginny, who was equally as confused as Ron.

Luna explained what is castrated. Ron and Ginny thought it was funny to think of Malfoy as an eunuch, but that there's such thing as that in the muggle world was gross.

The train stopped and they exited the express. Hagrid called the first years as usual and the four of them made their way towards the carriages (Cho went off with Marietta, who was depressed because she didn't find Cho anywhere in the train).

The welcoming feast began and the first years entered the room. The great hall waited for the hat to sing, but instead, it yelled.

"I WILL NOT SORT ANY STUDENTS UNLESS THE HOUSES PULL A TRUCE!"

A/N: I am tired and lazy and bored and exhausted and I have writers block and I am pissed/ticked off and I am sad, really sad…but still I posted this:)