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A/N: SHE FOUND THEM! She actually found the missing chapters she had lost and was too lazy to re-write, and now I have them! So enjoy, while I threaten her to continue and properly finish this fan fiction.

Chapter 11

Harry the matchmaker and torturer

"Do you think Harry's still asleep Mione?" Asked Ron from the girl across him.

"I think he's… just coming down."

Ron looked at the stairs leading to the boy's dorms. Indeed Harry was coming down. And he was also wearing a stupid grin.

"Hey guys." He greeted and sat down. Taking his DADA homework and beginning to write the essay about different weapons - such as exes, whips, swords – still wearing that grin.

"Why are you doing that now? We have a full week before the deadline." frowned Ron, as if to him doing your homework so early is a crime.

"Hogwarts is taking tours, remember? Professor McGonagall probably will ask someone to guide them around. Someone who knows the castle inside out." Harry answered like that's the most obvious thing ever.

"Yeah. Someone famous, someone heroic, someone who has the access to every part of Hogwarts…Including the chamber of secrets." Mocked Ron, making Hermione giggle.

Harry eyed them carefully. So carefully, that it made them uncomfortable.

"What is it?" They asked in unison.

"Admit it!" Harry spat.

"Admit what?" Hermione asked.

Hermione was a smart girl, but even someone like her could be as thick as Ron sometimes. For a moment Harry found himself wishing he already mastered the possessing thing. He sighed.

"Admit what?"

"…"

"ADMIT WHAT, HARRY JAMES POTTER!"

"Admit it!"

"Okay, I'll admit it. But WHAT am I supposed to admit?"

"Not just you! Ron also has to admit."

"Huh? Oh yeah… What are we supposed to admit? We're not hiding anything from you."

Harry rolled his eyes and growled.

"No, you're not hiding anything from me, I know that. But you ARE hiding something from yourself. So the two of you just admit it."

"ADMIT WHAT?"

"Why - that you fancy each other, of course."

"Wha-? Hermione doesn't fancy me!"

"Why are you so sure? Has she actually told you that? And why do you talk about Hermione's feelings, and not yours?"

"Harry, this is nonsense! There's no way Ron could fancy me."

"Again, you too said about the other's person's feelings, and not yourself. Let me ask you a question. Do you like Ron?"

Hermione blushed and turned away.

"Thought so. What about you Ron? Do you like her?"

Ron blushed as well.

Grinning, Harry cast a magnet charm on them.

"What are you doing?" Hermione asked, terrified when she felt herself moving closer and closer to Ron.

"Nothing, honestly."

"Harry, stop it!" yelled Ron, as his face got closer to Hermione's. Extremely close.

"You'll thank me about it later." Harry said and renewed the magnet charm. Ron and Hermione's mouths crashed together. They struggled a little, until they fully realized what just happened. They relaxed and moved their arms around each other. Harry grinned, lifted the charm and returned to his homework.

After Harry had already wrote a little, he looked up and found his two best friends still in a liplock.

"Come on you guys! I lifted the charm five minutes ago. If you want to continue then go and find some broomstick cupboard. Or better yet, go to Ron's bed. Be sure to use privacy and silencing charms."

Ron and Hermione broke the kiss and blushed. Ron took Hermione's hand and exited the room. After they were gone, the whole tower applauded. Ginny ran to Harry and gave him a hug. She was laughing so hard, she had problem with speaking.

"Ha-ha-rry! I j-just wanted to…………. Just wanted to congratulate you fo-o-r…. Oh just…"

"Ginny? I don't understand what are you trying to say."

"Me and the rest of the gryffindors congratulate you for vanquishing the sexual tension between the two."

"Yeah well, let's just hope their snogging will vanquish their bickering a bit."

It was Halloween. Harry just returned from Dark Dimension. It was really tiring but it was fun too. He has already mastered controlling his aura and that amused him. He was able to radiate it, but also mask it - which he thought was really funny. If he blocked his aura enough, he was able to hide his name from the Marauder's map.

He was still struggling with healing and controlling his weapons except for the whip. One weapon out of his other weapons - axe (or maybe hammer would be a batter word) and a dagger. He had become more natural in black magic. And he had also completely mastered burning, while sadly struggling to completely master possessing.

Reading aura was difficult. Well at least partly. Funnily he could easily tell the age and name of the person. Dark Lady was impressed because that as the most difficult part of aura reading.

Harry discovered that if you mix black and white magic, you can do some other things, but it will probably take time because he had no one to teach him. Harry was now able to teleport - an advanced version of apparating, aka appearing or disappearing in white and black flames. Really pheonixish.

Harry stretched, dressed and went downstairs, where Ron and Hermione were happily cuddled up on the couch. They looked so cute in their sleep, so Harry didn't have the heart to wake them – leaving the room to find Luna instead. It was Halloween, and it was also a Hogsmeade weekend.

He found her exiting the great hall and thankfully - alone.

"Hello Luna." He greeted cheerfully.

"Good morning Harry." She gingerly responded, giving him a hug.

They went somewhere more, ahem, private - and shared a heavenly ten minutes. Until the worse thing happened - none other than the irritating ferret-boy - Malfoy, caught them.

"Potter! You and Loony? What an excellent couple. Just like made for each other." He snickered, pitifully looking at the two.

"What is it Malfoy? You jealous?" smirked Harry, enjoying to chance to annoy Draco.

"Well me, unlike you, know who's good enough to be a girlfriend. And that would be a girl who has class. Geez, Potter, you really have a bad taste about women." Said the guy, shaking his head.

"So do you, because Ginny would NEVER go out with a git like you. She actually begged me to recastrate you. Is it true that madam Pomfrey managed to fix your little problem? But it caused you to lose a centimeter." Laughed Harry, as Luna grinned.

Malloy's cheeks turned a light shade of pink and he roared: "You'll pay for that Potter!" pulling out his wand with the intention of cursing Harry.

But despite his threat, Harry remained still, not bothering to even take out his own wand.

"Pay for what? I was only stating out the fact." He exclaimed, before Malfoy shrieked: "Cruceo!"

The spell hit Harry right in his chest and expected to feel agony, but instead of the throbbing pain – he felt comforting warmth. Both Malfoy and Luna looked at him with a dumbfounded expression.

Harry raised his eyebrow and looked at his hands, nearly gasping – eerie black flames surrounded his body! Maliciously smirking, Harry realized it was a good way to scare Malfoy.

"Now look what you did! You do realize that the Cruciatus is a key to unlock my special powers do you? Every time someone casts that on me, an ability inside me rises. So, want to run a test on how my flames affect you?"

Malfoy freaked and fled. As Harry made the flames fade away and laughed with Luna.

"You have a real talent of torturing poor ferret boy, love."

"Thanks. Well I guess we might as well tell the entire school that we're dating, because Malfoy will report about this to Voldemort for sure."

"But what about your reputation?"

"I already told you, I don't care. As long as I have you - I don't care."

"What about your friends?"

"They are loyal friends. You don't meet that such good friends everyday."

"Oh the fuck with it then!"

She pulled Harry into an embrace and kissed him, again. Harry grinned and hugged her tighter. He felt so complete whenever she was around and she felt the same when he was around.

"So, are we ready for Hogsmeade?" Asked Harry.

"Hogsmeade can wait." She purred and continued their snog session.

After five minutes the doors reopened and someone more pleasant busted them this time. Ron and Hermione.

"OH!" Yelled Hermione when she saw the two kissing and both Luna's and Harry's shirt unbuttoned.

"Hey guys. Aren't you supposed to go to Hogsmeade?" Asked Luna cheerfully.

"Yes, but Mione an I just though that maybe we could… use a bit private time before we go. Oh and Harry, mum owled and said she was pregnant… again."

"No kidding!" Harry laughed and Luna smirked. She knew about Harry's brother.

"That's wonderful. I think Harry and I will go to Hogsmeade. See you there."

"Bye. When did you get together anyway?" Asked Hermione.

"A few hours after my surprise birthday party."

Ran and Hermione's jaw dropped and Harry exited the room with Luna, both grinning.

My A/N: Hope you liked it... I did!

RJ's A/N: Sorry about the delay. Er, some chapters got lost in my sister's computer. I hope shit like this won't happen… again.