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And wow! 50 chapters already! This story is without doubt the longest in the SSBM section. I'm afraid it's not going to end anytime yet. This story is damn long!
Chapter 50: Fight Hard! Bowser and Ice Climber's Desperate Battle!
The 100 Naruto clones, growling like wild beasts, glare fiercely at Kimimaro, as if they're about to tear him into pieces any second. "I'm going to defeat you and get back Sasuke!" Naruto roars at him.
Kimimaro simply says, "Try."
10 of the Naruto clones charge at him from all sides. Kimimaro produces a white stick out of nowhere in his hand and, with a single swing, took out the 10 clones! The others are shocked by his power. "He took down 10 opponents in one blow!" exclaims Sheik.
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Bowser looks at the three monsters summoned by Tayuya, who has a flute in her hand. "What's with the flute?" asks Bowser. "Are you going to play music at this kind of time or are you going to whack me with it?"
"You'll see." Tayuya plays a haunting tune using the flute, and upon hearing the music, the three monsters start moving and jump at Bowser, who naturally responds by hopping away to safety.
One of the monsters, the blindfolded one, goes after Bowser to attack him. "I can take on you!" says Bowser. He delivers a strong punch into the monsters body and knocks it away. The next monster, the one with long hair, raises its club to hit Bowser. He grabs the club and swings it away, along with the monster. The third monster, the one without arms, jumps into the air and performs a flying kick towards Bowser. He quickly withdraws into his shell, and when the monster's foot hit him, he flies through the air and lands onto a branch.
He gets out from his shell just in time to see blindfolded monster in front of him. He quickly spew fire out from his mouth, but the monster is unaffected by the fire, and then punches Bowser in the nose, sending him onto the forest floor.
Tayuya stops blowing her flute and looks down, "Is that all you got?"
Bowser gets up from the ground and looks up, "I suddenly feel like using that technique. It won't hurt to try!" He wall jumps between trees and got to the battlefield above again. He pulls out a bottle filled with oil out of nowhere, lights it with his fire breath, and throws it in Tayuya's direction. She sees the bottle coming and, naturally, avoids it. The bottle keeps on flying and hits a tree and explodes.
"What is that you used?" asks Tayuya, surprised by the explosion.
"Behold the Koopa Fire-Burst!" says Bowser. "The very technique that wetted Mario and Luigi's pants many years ago!"
The longhaired monster jumps at Bowser to whack him with its club. Bowser hurls a bottle into its stomach and explodes, making the monster fly backwards like a rocket. The armless monster attacks next, and it, too, got blasted away by another exploding bottle.
The blindfolded monster hops down from above Bowser to crush him. Bowser quickly gets into his shell and spins rapidly. The monster lands onto his spinning shell and gets spun around several times before flying off in a random direction.
Tayuya isn't happy to see her monsters getting knocked out. "Your little friends are gone!" Bowser says to her. "What are you going to do now?"
"Don't think this is over yet! I am now going to play a tune that no one has ever lived to tell the tale!" She plays another tune that sounds even more haunting then before. The three monsters get back up and open their mouths, releasing a long transparent creature with mouths all over its body.
"Eh? What are those worms?" asks Bowser. The ugly worms all charge at Bowser and crash into him! Bowser thought he is hit real hard when he notices that these worms pass through him. "What is this all about?"
Tayuya is shocked. "What! They didn't take any chakra from you!"
"Chakra? You mean that thing that keeps ninja alive? Sorry, but I'm not a native of this country, and I'm not a ninja. Therefore, I don't have chakra!"
Tayuya is even angrier upon hearing this. Her body starts to turn reddish brown and a couple of large spikes grow out from her head. "Then I'll take you down with even more terrifying techniques!"
"Wha! You're turning ugly!" gasps Bowser.
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The Ice Climbers and Sakon & Ukon charge at each other. When in range, the evil siblings punch both the IC in the face, and they kick Nana out of the way while they decide to pick on Popo first. They punch him into a rock and starts beating on him rapidly.
Nana flies aside onto the rocky ground and sees her brother getting beat up. "I must rescue him!" She sees a stalagmite about 40 cm long next to her, so she knocks it out of its place and freezes it with her cold breath, turning it into some sort of an ice sword.
Popo is getting beaten up by the evil siblings. "At this rate, I will die!" thought Popo, and then he opens his mouth and blows out cold air into their face.
"Ah! My eye stings!" cries Sakon.
Popo stands on the tip of his snowshoes and sticks out his hammer. "Hammer Squall!" He starts spinning like a top while blowing out cold air—like a top with cold air circling it—and batters Sakon & Ukon, not giving them a chance to fight back.
While the evil siblings are blocking his attack, Nana sneaks up from behind and raises the ice sword. "Ice Blade!" She brings down the sharp ice sword in between the brothers' head, cutting through their body in the middle. They get torn into two and both pieces fly in both directions.
"You did it!" exclaims Popo.
"Yeah! We won!" says Nana while jumping with joy. Their happiness is short though, because a frightening thing happens. The halved body parts grow a new body. In other words, Ukon and Sakon are now separate, with a newly grown skeletal-like body filling up their torn half! It's really hard to describe this part, but let's put it this way: One half of Sakon's body is still flesh, and the other half looks like some grayish skeletal body, and the same goes for Ukon. If you seen the manga or anime, you'll surely know.
"Trying to cut us in half from the middle won't work, dummy!" says Ukon. "Now this is a real two one two, get ready!"
The now separated siblings dash at the shocked Ice Climbers and punch them onto the ground.
After Nana got kicked by Sakon, he jumps up into the air to perform a flying kick into her. Nana quickly grabs a nearby flat piece of stone and freezes it with her breath, and then places it at where Sakon might land. Sakon's foot lands onto the frozen piece of rock and it slides across the ground like a snowboard, carrying him on top! "Waaa! I can't stop!" cries Sakon. He keeps on sliding forward and crashes into a rock.
CRASH!
Popo sees Nana defeating Sakon and says, "Way to go, sis!" Then he remembers that he must not keep his eye off his opponent, so he turns to find Ukon, but does not see him anywhere. "Uh? Where'd he go?"
"I never went anywhere," says the voice of Ukon. Popo turns his head around and is shocked to see Ukon's head growing out of his shoulder!
"WAAAA! HOW DID YOU GET HERE!"
"In my Second Level Curse, I can fuse myself with the cells of my opponent; making us one living thing. Because of this, I'm good at assassinating people without letting them know. I will destroy them from within!"
Popo trembles in fear upon hearing this, but he thought of something. "You said we are now one living thing, right?"
"Yes, so?"
Popo raises his hammer. "So if I get hurt, you get hurt too, right?"
"You mean… No, you can't mean…"
Popo uses the butt of his hammer to hit his own crotch with full force. Ouch…
"YEOW!" the both of them scream at the same time.
"IT HURTS!" screams Ukon.
""Wanna… try that… again…?" asks Popo painfully.
"NOOOO!"
Popo once again hits his own crotch with the hammer.
"YEOW!"
Popo drops onto the ground in pain, not able to move because his crotch hurts too much. Imagine hitting your own crotch… Try it; you'll see how much it hurts! Ukon quickly leaves Popo's body and he, too, lies on the ground, not able to move due to the pain in his crotch.
Nana runs up to Ukon and whacks his head with her hammer, sending him into the air and back onto the ground.
THUD!
Nana turns to Popo and drags him along by his parka. "Let's get out of here! There's no way we can defeat these monsters! I just found a river that might lead us outside this underground cave. We'll catch up with the others fast!"
She drags Popo to a nearby river and there, she creates a small ice raft by freezing a small portion of the water. They hop onto the ice raft and sails off, following the river current.
Sakon gets up from crashing into a rock after riding the ice. He sees Ukon fallen on the ground and runs to him. "Brother! What have they done to you!"
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In the open field…
More Naruto clones charge at Kimimaro, but they are all destroyed by his swift movements and attacks. There are now only about 60 clones. "How can he be so strong!" gasps Naruto.
"What's with that white stick he is holding?" asks DK.
"This is not a white stick," replies Kimimaro. "I'll show you what it is by pulling out a new one." A bone juts out from his right shoulder and he pulls it out. When the bone is pulled out, there is no hole on his shoulder!
The Smashers and Naruto are shocked at seeing this. "He took out his own bone!" gasps Mewtwo. "How is that possible!"
"This is our Kaguya clan's advanced bloodline," explains Kimimaro. "We can control the bones in our body; whether it's the hardness, size, or arrangement."
"I don't care what you use! I'll smash all your bones to pieces!" shouts Naruto. The clones charge at Kimimaro again, and like usual, he uses his swift movement to avoid the incoming attacks and took them out one by one with his own bone in his hand.
Now there are only about 30 clones left. Kimimaro looks at them and asks, "Who's next?"
TO BE CONTINUED…