Of Love and lies

Frayed Ends

Dear Diary,

I hate her. She's like…. A whore. I hate her, I hate her, I hate her. She's trying to steal Sora from me, I know it! Wait.

Every girl in this school is trying to steal Sora from me.

'Cause he's so nice, and cute, and handsome, and wonderful, and….

Okay . Woah. Gotta stop doing that. Think, Kairi! Hits self with book Okay. Now that we've gotten past our 'Sora is hot' issue…. I hate Lulu! She's trying to steal Sora! MY Sora!

She's such a bitch! Oh… I am plotting my revenge. Yes… It is becoming clear! MUAHAHAHAHAHA…

Aw, I've got nothing. Hits self with book. Again.

And probably loses IQ.

Sigh

Love Always,

Kairi

Journal, you idiot,

Lik3, OMG, I was hangin' at the mall, with lik3 some guys and we s4w thi$ guy, and he was FAT. And Sora was like "OMG" and then we LOLed because it reminded us of our favourite web comic!11!one!eleven!

Okay, no. WHAT HAVE THE INTERNET LOSERS DONE TO ME? AHHH!

CURSE YOU, TIDUS! CURSE YOU! AAAHHHHHHHHH! runs around, screams

Kills Tidus

Okay, yeah. It actually happened, though. Except without Sora saying "OMG." That's a pretty weird thing to picture. Heh. Sora…., Such a girl.

Except without very nice hair..

Or at least, not as nice as mine….

…

Lol

In some sense.

Signing out,

Riku

P.S. Oh, God. I just said "signing out" and before that, I said "lol"

…COUNSELLING HAS DONE NOTHING

P.P.S. I hate counseling. Stupid counselor. "Write in a journal… You can get your feelings out…"

THE ONLY FEELINGS I HAVE ARE HATE FOR THIS JOURNAL! And some sympathy for Sora…. Lulu was totally hitting on him today. You couyld tell he was REALLY uncomfortable, because Kairi wasn't there… Heh . I wouldn't have minded.

…lol.

Dear Diary,

He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not…

What am I saying? He loves me! Well, not yet, maybe. But he will once I get through with that Kairi bitch and he sees that I'M better! Which won't be long now.

Sora really DOES love me, though. He does.

Or will.

He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not….

He loves me,

Lulu

Dear um…. Diary? Journal? Ah. Book.

Dear book,

I went to mai ranche in Texas. It was fun. My frend caem over frum Russia. We talked a lot. It was fun.

No, really. It was aweXome.

….Did I just say that? Oh, God. That horrid display of distorted grammar and punctuation above was bad enough… I just said 'awxome.' What has Tidus done to me? What has he done to everyone? I think he's lowered my IQ…. A lot. Not that it harms my reputation. People seem to think I'm stupid. Which is weird 'cause I'm smarter than the rest of them

On more important subjects, however…


I think Riku's gay. I'm dead serious. I see the way he looks at Wakka. Wakka gives him the same looks….

They're sleeping together, aren't they?

I knew it. God, those bastards! Not that I care…. It's not like I want to… Feel… jealous or anything. I'm just kinda weirded out…..

ARgh. I need to sleep on them.

I MEAN IT! OH, GOD, I MEAN IT!

No, wait! Not it, as in "I mean it, I really DO need to sleep on them, because I'm… In that sexuality range." I mean it, as in, I need to sleep on IT. Not them!

Argh…. This is SO stupid.

I 'm going to bed them.

I mean then! Oh… I mean then!

I'm going to bed THEN.

…

I'm going to go hang out with Riku now… Not like, actually go to bed like I said... Just hang out.

Argh. Whatever.

I'm outta here.

Deeply confused,

Sora

Dear Diary,

Sora's been acting AWFULLY weird lately. Like… I think he's gay…. He keeps giving me and Riku really odd looks. Like…. He stares, and I know Riku's noticed. Like, Tidus did something really stupid the other day and so Riku and I exchanged like, this 'wtf? Glance, and then we saw Sora giving us this queer look.

It was crazy! I'll… have to talk to him about it.

Really weirded out,

Wakka