Some of you might have already noticed this: This arc is copied from the Alabasta arc of One Piece. Mr. 2 disguised himself as the king and told everyone that he is going to destroy the town Nanohana, and this made all the people go against the king. This was part of Crocodile's plan to create a civil war in Alabasta and then he will wipe out the entire country and make it his own. The difference in this story is that it's not a war happening.

Chapter 60: Arrival in the Ruins! The Showdown with Baroque Work Begins!

The Desert Runner 2002 is driving across the desert. "If we travel at this rate, then we will most likely reach the ruins at tomorrow morning," says CF.

"Can't this vehicle go any faster?" asks Ness.

"This is only the 2002 version. If it was the 2006 version, then it can get there a bit faster."

"What are our plans there?" asks G&W.

"We will hunt down the enemies and kill them all before they get the Armageddon," says Marth.

"Sounds like a good plan!" agrees CF.

"And by the way, how will Roy get here?" asks Peach.

"You're right…"

-

Night is approaching in the desert. Master Tyrannomon comes driving in a giant desert vehicle (because he's big), the Sand Blazer X-II. He steps down from the vehicle and is shocked to see the pyramid base in ruins. "What happened here!"

He runs to the ruins and calls out for the Smashers. "Is anyone here? Where is everybody?" Then he hears a faint cry and also spots some pieces of rock moving. He runs to it and removes the rock, and is surprised to see Roy under it! "Roy! What are you doing here?"

Roy remains silent, so MT quickly digs him out from the rubbles. "Roy! Say something! You're not dead, are you?"

Roy is covered with so much blood that anyone would say he is dead. But surprisingly enough, he slowly opens his eyes and groans.

-

8 a.m. in the morning, at the Digital Ruins, the officer agents are waiting at the entrance. Mr. 1 and Ms. Doublefinger are waiting patiently. Mr. 2 is dancing ballet. Mr. 4 is looking into the distance with a binocular and Ms. Merry Christmas is hopping up and down while chanting, "Where's the boss? Where's the boss? Where's the boss? Where's the boss?"

"Can you please be quiet, Ms. Merry Christmas?" asks Ms. DF.

"How can I be quiet if the wait is killing me? I want to go straight to our next task instantly!" she replies.

"I… see… some… thing… com… ing…" says Mr. 4 really slowly.

"What did you say?"

"I… see…" Before Mr. 4 can finish his quote, Ms. MC snatches the binocular away from his hand and takes a look herself.

"I see a vehicle coming this way! It's the Desert Runner 2006! Boss is here!"

The DR 2006 stops in front of the officer agents and three people step down. "I'm here," says Crocodile. "Where is Gennai?"

"He is here with us!" replies Ms. MC, pointing to Gennai who is tied up.

"Very good. Let's go into the ruins immediately."

So they all head into the entrance. The moment they step into the ruin grounds, a statue comes to life. It has become a Devidramon, black dragon Digimon! The Devidramon steps in front of them and roars, "Nobody passes! Be gone with intruders!"

"I'll handle this, boss," says Mr. 1. He dashes right through the Devidramon, and the Digimon instantly turns into dust, meaning it died.

"That was faster than I expected," says Crocodile, and they keep on moving. They eventually come to a large well-decorated door.

"Shall I cut open the door, boss?" asks Mr. 1.

"Brawls won't work here," Crocodile tells him. "I know exactly how to open this door. There are 4 switches hidden in the 4 corners of the ruins. Now I want you to go as pairs and activate the switches so that the door will open. Now the Smashers are surely on their way here, so I will close the door from the inside. Surely they will go for the switches too, so you must guard the switch and kill them, making sure that they don't touch the switch."

"We will, boss," say the agents in unison, and they went off in different directions according to their pair, except for Mr. 2 who goes alone since he doesn't have a female partner because he's gay.

-

"My butt is sore from sitting all day…" complains Peach.

"If this was the 2006 version, then we would've been there an hour ago!" says CF.

"Hey! I see something there!" points out Parry. "Can it be the ruins?"

Sure enough, it is the ruins. They stop their vehicle at the entrance and step down. "Hey, isn't that the enemies' vehicle?" asks Ness.

"It sure is! Seeing it makes me mad!" says CF, so he walks up to the DR 2006 and Falcon Punches it.

KABOOM!

"There! That makes me happier!" And CF walks away from the wrecked vehicle and goes into the ruins with the others.

They eventually come to the large door. "They must be inside," says Dr. Mario.

"I will cut it down," says Marth. He steps forward and slashes the door with his sword, but nothing happens.

"I don't think that will work," says Ness.

"Maybe there are other ways to enter this door," says Dr. Mario. "Parry, can you fly up and look for anything worth noticing?"

"Sure!" Parry flies into the air and takes a bird's eye view of the ruins, and then he flies back down to report what he saw. "I see people on the 4 corners of the ruins. They seem to be guarding some sort of a switch-looking thingy."

"Perhaps those thingies are the answer to opening the door!" says Dr. Mario. "They are guarding it so that we cannot go inside! And it must mean their boss is inside already."

"That sounds reasonable," agrees Marth. "We will separated into pairs and go for each corner, as there are 8 of us."

"How will we group ourselves?" asks Pichu.

"Simple. Falcon and Parry will go together."

"Why Parry and me?" asks CF.

"Because you have the greatest strength among us and Parry is the weakest among us. Being a strong man, you have the responsibility take care of the weak. And Dr. Mario will go with Game for some reason I cannot think of."

"You're strange…" comments G&W.

"And Pichu will go with Ness because they are meant for each other."

"You're super strange!" comments Pichu.

"And I will go with Peach because every lady needs to be protected by a handsome man."

"Is that a trick statement?" Ness asks him.

So they all go in separate directions, each according to their own pair. Marth and Peach went to the southwest corner. CF and Parry went to the northeast corner. Dr. Mario and G&W go to the northwest corner. Ness and Pichu go to the southeast corner.

-

CF and Parry are walking through the ruins. "You stay in somewhere safe," CF tells the parrot. "I will deal with the enemy by myself."

"I wish I can help a bit," says Parry.

"Quiet. I hear something."

They listen carefully and hear a chanting that says, "Okama Way! Okama Way! The greatest of all!"

CF hops up some fallen architecture and sees Mr. 2 dancing around below. "Hey you, Mr. Gay!"

Mr. 2 turns his attention to CF, who is standing on the pile of rocks. "Ah! It's Captain Falcon, the person that defeated me in the Hoenn All-Star Championship!"

"I never thought I would fight you again."

"Neither do I! Fate has brought us together for a rematch! Come down and we will settle things once and for all!"

-

Dr. Mario and G&W are walking cautiously through the ruins. "Watch out. Something may happen anytime," says Dr. Mario.

Then they hear someone shouting, "Nose Fancy!" Then a nose booger flies in from nowhere and towards them, so they quickly hop off because nobody wants to come in contact with somebody else's booger. The booger hits the ground and explodes.

"What was that!" gasps G&W.

"10,000 Kilogram Press!" shouts a voice from above. They both look up and see a girl dropping down from above, so they quickly run away. The girl hits the ground with a loud crash.

CRASH!

"Darn it! Missed again!" says Ms. Valentine.

"Ms. Valentine!" gasps Dr. Mario.

"Hi there, Dr. Doom! It's time for me to crush you this time!"

Mr. 5 appears from behind some ruins. "She told me that you treated her badly back in Congo Bongo. Therefore, I will treat you even worse."

-

Marth and Peach find themselves face to face with Mr. 1 and Ms. Doublefinger. "Nobody can pass here," says Mr. 1. "I will kill you."

Marth takes out his sword (the normal one) and walks towards the pair. "I will deal with them. You go and hide, Peach."

"Yay! Marth is the man! You can do it!" cheers Peach.

"The basics of killing: Always kill the weakest one first," says Ms. DF, and she and Mr. 1 walk towards Marth and past him, heading for Peach.

"Hey! Where are you two going?" Marth asks them.

"Always kill the weakest one first," replies Mr. 1.

Peach looks around, and then asks, "Do you mean me? Um… You're not serious, are you? You can't hurt a cute girl like me!" She begins to back off in fear.

Mr. 1 spreads out his fingers and jumps at Peach and she screams at the top of her voice. Marth quickly runs in between them and blocks Mr. 1's fingers with his sword. This is when Marth got a good glance at the underside of Mr. 1's finger. They are silver and edged like a sword! "I see… You're not ordinary human," says Marth.

"Correct. I ate the Supa Supa Fruit," explains Mr. 1. "I can turn any part of my body into blades."

"Then you look like the perfect opponent for me. I'm tired of always fighting Link and Roy anyway."

Mr. 1 calls out Ms. DF's name, and she replies, "Yes, I know what to do. I'll go kill the girl." And she walks towards Peach.

"Oh no! Peach!" Marth turns to Peach, but she had already run off. He runs towards Ms. DF to stop her, but Mr. 1 gets in front of him and says, "Do not interfere with her job. Your opponent is I!"

-

Ness and Pichu are walking through the ruins. "Nothing here," says Pichu.

"I hope nothing appears," says Ness. "I just want to get to the switch fast and then…"

"Watch out!" Pichu grabs onto Ness's crotch and pushes him onto the ground just as a baseball flies over them from nowhere. "Phew, that was close!"

Suddenly, Mr. 4 pops out from behind some debris and swings his baseball bat at the baseball, sending it back towards the two. They quickly jump away before the ball hits them. The ball explodes upon hitting the floor.

KABOOM!

"What was that!" exclaims Pichu.

Ness turns to Mr. 4. "I see. He's a baseball batter! But who tossed the ball just now?"

From behind some rocks, an odd-looking dog appears. The dog's body looks metallic, resembling the body of a rocket launcher. The dog also has a runny nose, as mucus is dangling out from its nose.

Mr. 4 wipes his head and sighs in exhaustion, and he places the baseball bat on top of a rock. When placed on the rock, the weight of the baseball bat crushes the rock into smithereens! "What the! How heavy is that bat!" exclaims Ness.

Ms. Merry Christmas pops out of nowhere and hits Mr. 4 on the head. "This is no time to rest, you pig!"

"Uh?" says Mr. 4.

"You pig! Don't you know how serious the situation is? You pig! Pig! Pig!" And then she turns to Ness and Pichu. "Welcome to your grave! For crossing into our area, we will kill you!"

"Can you tell me how much that bat weighs?" asks Ness.

"Can't you see the number 4 on the bat. Are you blind? It weighs 4 tons!"

"4 tons! It's impossible to lift up something that heavy!"

"Nothing is too hard for Mr. 4, right?"

"Uh huh…" replies Mr. 4 with a nod.

The odd-looking dog walks up to Mr. 4 and he pats him on the head. "This is Lasso, Mr. 4's favorite gun!" explains Ms. MC.

"Gun? I think you mean dog," says Pichu.

"No, you pig! Lasso is a gun that ate the Inu Inu Fruit, Model Dachshund!"

"How can a gun eat a Devil Fruit!"

"I don't care, the gun just ate it! Now enough of this! You're going to die!"

TO BE CONTINUED…

This chapter came fast, right? School is out for winter vacation, so I can update much faster than before!

And to Generic Reviewer: As long as you apologize, I'll forgive you. Don't worry; forget about the past and be a nice person from now on, okay?