To Generic Reviewer: I watch the Chinese dub of Naruto and OP, so is the same with other animes. Anime in China and Taiwan are left unchanged. Nothing is edited at all, but of course, the languages are in Mandarin. The opening and closing songs are totally left unchanged. It is still sung in Japanese but with Chinese subtitles in the bottom. It is surely as good as the original.
Chapter 61: Baseball at the Molehill Intersection!
"So what can you do, fat granny?" Ness asks Ms. Merry Christmas.
"You'll see it soon enough!" replies Ms. MC, and then she begins to transform. Her skin starts to turn brown, her nose grows longer, and her nails grow larger and sharper. She has transformed into a…
"Penguin?" says Pichu curiously.
"You stupid pig! I'm a mole!" Ms. MC corrects him. "I ate the Mogu Mogu Fruit and I can change into a mole at will!" And then she burrows into the sand at a quick speed. Shortly after she burrowed in, Mr. 4 and Lasso hop into the hole also.
"They're just making an excuse to run from the fight," says Ness.
"I don't think so," Pichu tells him. "I can hear movements beneath us."
Lasso emerges from one of the many holes dug in this area before Ness and Pichu came, and he sneezes out a baseball at them. They both quickly hop aside to avoid it. "Ha! You miss!" laughs Ness.
Mr. 4 pops out from a hole across the flying baseball and swings his baseball bat at the ball, sending it back towards Ness and Pichu. "It's coming back! Run!" yells Pichu. They quickly jump out of the way before the ball hits them and explodes.
"What a baseball! Can you imagine that being used in a baseball tournament?" says Ness.
Lasso sneezes out two baseballs at Mr. 4 and he bats them towards the two again. Once again, they quickly hop away to avoid it.
"We can't let them gain the upper hand!" says Pichu. "We will go for them separately!"
"Right! You go for the dog… I mean gun… And I go for fatty," says Ness. Pichu runs towards Lasso and pounces at him, but the gun dog immediately withdraws into the hole. Pichu then follows him into the hole too.
Ness runs at Mr. 4 and uses PK Fire, in which he fires a spark from his hand. Mr. 4 disappears into the hole before the spark hits him. "Whoa! He's quick at dodging!" exclaims Ness.
Lasso pops out from another hole and sneezes out another ball at Mr. 4. "I will catch the ball!" thought Ness, and he runs towards the ball. Suddenly, Ms. MC pops out from the sand and grabs Ness's leg, preventing him from moving.
"You shouldn't do that," she says. "What's the point of baseball if there's no ball?"
The ball reaches Mr. 4 and he bats it towards Ness, who cannot move because Ms. MC is grabbing his legs. Ness quickly pulls out his own baseball bat (not the Ultimate Bat) and swings it at the ball, sending it into the sky where it explodes in midair. "Phew… That was so close."
"You brat! How dare you pull off something like this!" says Ms. MC angrily. Ness swings his bat low to hit Ms. MC, but she quickly disappears into the hole to avoid the swing. Ness then turns to Mr. 4 and says, "We're both baseball players, so let us have a duel!"
Ms. MC pops out from another hole and wonders. "Where did that yellow rat went?" Then she feels a stinging pain up her butt. "YOW!"
"Hahahaha! It is I, the great electric mouse Pichu!" says the voice of Pichu from under the sand. "I, too, am hiding in one of your holes. And I say, this place is great for hide and seek!"
"You rat! How dare you make use of our holes!" Ms. MC goes into the hole to hunt Pichu. "Where are you? Come out at once!"
Back to Ness and Mr. 4…
Lasso takes a deep breath and sneezes out seemingly more than a hundred baseballs! Ness swings his bat at them, and he is able to knock some away, but most of them went towards Mr. 4.
Mr. 4 pops in and out from many holes at a really fast speed, successfully hitting the balls towards Ness. "What! He can move throughout the holes that fast and even hit them all accurately!" gasps Ness. The balls fly toward him, and because there are a lot of them, Ness couldn't avoid them.
KABOOM!
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!"
Ms. MC is still chasing Pichu around the underground tunnels. "Get back here!" Ms. MC shouts at him.
"Never in a million years!" says Pichu. "Time to speed up! Agility!" And then he zips off in a blink of an eye."
"That rat! He sure can move fast!"
Back on the surface, Ness is lying on the sand, all burned up. "Whaaaa… Too many balls…"
Lasso takes another deep breath to sneeze out baseballs again. The moment before he sneezes, something pulls him down into the hole.
"ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO!"
Pichu jumps out from that hole and shouts to Ness, "Ness! Get out of here quick!"
"I am getting out of here!" Ness gets up and runs off in a random direction.
Ms. MC pops out from a hole and wonders, "What are they doing?"
Suddenly, the entire area around Ms. MC, Mr. 4, and Lasso explode.
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
The explosion is so big that it filled the place with lots of thick smoke. "What happened?" asks Ness.
"I dragged the gun dog into the hole before he can sneeze out balls. Because he sneezed them while inside the hole, it created a large explosion inside and… You know the rest," explains Pichu.
"Well, we defeated them. Now let's go for the switch."
But they see a silhouette of someone in the smoke. "Uh oh, I think they're still alive," says Pichu.
"Still alive! They're monsters to survive one hell of an explosion!" gasps Ness.
Suddenly, a large claw rises from the sand and knocks Pichu away. "AHH!"
"Pichu!" gasps Ness. "Nooo!"
"Molgera Banana!" Another claw pops out again to hit Ness, but he quickly hops back to avoid it. Ms. MC emerges from the sand and says, "You brats! You think you can defeat us using that dumb technique? You have made me angry! I will show you my true terror! Molgera Banana!" She swings her claw at him again, but Ness quickly runs away.
Ms. MC chases (her upper torso above the sand) him while swinging her claws wildly. "Molgera Banana! Molgera Banana!"
"Don't come after me!" screams Ness, and then he runs into the thick column of smoke that is still churning from the explosion. "Phew… I should be safe here. She can't see me in here, right?"
Unknown to Ness, Mr. 4 is standing behind him. He raises his 4-ton iron bat and swings it at Ness.
WHACK!
"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Ness is knocked up high into the sky as blood splatters everywhere.
"Ness! NOOOOOO!" screams Pichu.
"Hahahahaha! You got hit by Mr. 4's 4-ton bat!" laughs Ms. MC. "That serves you right!"
Ness falls back onto the ground with a loud thud. "Uhhhhhh…"
Pichu runs up to him in concern and shakes in. "Ness! Don't die!"
"My butt hurts…" he mumbles.
"What! He's still not dead!" gasps Ms. MC. "How can someone get hit by a 4-ton bat and not die! If that's the case, then we'll do it again!" She digs into the ground and pops her claws out next to Ness, grabbing him by the legs and then pushes him towards Mr. 4. "Mr. 4! Get ready! Molehill Intersection No. 4!" Mr. 4 raises his bat in response.
"Not again!" screams Ness.
"No! I won't let you do it!" says Pichu. "I have enough! I'm using my 2nd level weapon!" Because he got slashed by Ms. MC earlier, he got a bleeding cut on his skin, and he uses it to activate his Crash Helmet's second level. His helmet flashes and grows a pair of bullhorns on it. "Wow!"
As Ms. MC pushes Ness nearer and nearer towards Mr. 4, he lifts his hand and shouts, "PK FLASH!" Bright green balls of light shot out from his hand and blinds Mr. 4, and then Ness quickly jumps out of his shoes to escape Ms. MC's grasp.
"What! That brat escaped by untying his shoes!" says Ms. MC. Suddenly, she gets lift up into the air by nobody. "Hey! What's happening!"
Ness is using telekinesis to lift her. "I am a psychic, so I can do things like this."
"Psychic! Let me down! I demand you!"
But Ness hurls her towards Mr. 4 instead. "Mr. 4! Don't hit! It's me!" she screams.
Because of PK Flash, Mr. 4 is blinded temporarily and can't see very clearly, so he swings his bat into Ms. MC's face unknowingly.
WHACK!
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Ms. MC is knocked up high into the sky and blood splatters everywhere.
"Uh oh…" says Mr. 4 with a shocked face.
Ms. MC falls down onto some old pillars.
CRASH!
And they collapse on top of her.
"Hey fatty! Take this!" says Pichu with the 2nd Level Crash Helmet on his head. "Volt Tackle!" Electric surges throughout his body and he shoots forward at Mr. 4. Because Mr. 4 is such a slow moving guy (it's unknown how he moves from the holes very fast), he couldn't avoid such a fast attack and Pichu hits him in the stomach real hard. He flies backwards and crashes into Lasso, and together, they fly into where Ms. MC crashed.
CRASH!
"We did it!" exclaims Ness, but his butt hurts again and he collapse. "Ow!"
"Ness! Are you all right?" Pichu asks him in concern.
"Quick. We must get the switch…" He slowly gets up and uses PSI Cure on himself. This cured his butt pain a little, but not much.
They got up and walk towards a suspicious thing they see in the corner. It is a large wind-up switch. "This is the switch?" asks Pichu.
"Let's just wind it and see," suggests Ness. So together, they use all their strength to turn the wind-up switch.
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Back at the large door, one of the four large locks on the door opens.
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"I guess this did it," says Ness.
"Right. Let's return to the others," says Pichu.
Now Ms. Merry Christmas, Mr. 4, and Lasso are down, but a baseball rolls out of Lasso's mouth. It went tick-tock for a few seconds, and then…
KABOOOOOM!
"What was that!" exclaims Ness in shock, startled by the sudden explosion.
TO BE CONTINUED…
The first switch is activated and the Mr. 4 pair is defeated! Have fun reviewing, my fans!