Yay! Its time for chapter two! If it stinks, please tell me! And this chapter is as random as the first. In chapter 3, if I ever write another chapter, you'll find out what a toilet being thrown off a cliff into a herd of bison sounds like! Whoopee! Now, doesn't that sound like fun?
Disclaimer: pleez don't make me say it again…I…don't own kh, or square. Oh crap! Now I'm gonna cry! But if I did own Square…okay! Now I'm happy! Happy happy thoughts!
Chapter two: eBayRiku and Sora were sitting in front of Sora's computer buying useless stuff on eBay.
"It's 1:30 in the morning you guys! What the hell are you doing? Go to bed!" whined Kairi half asleep.
"Why? I just bought a pack of gum that was stolen from Ryan Seacrest," Riku said.
"This is fun!" said Sora."I just sold a really, really, long piece of cloth that I stole from Cloud's sword!"
"You stole a piece of cloth from a cloud?" asked Riku.
"Nooo! Cloud Strife! The guy with the ridiculously long sword," Sora explained.
"Where'd you get his sword?"
Suddenly, the boys heard a loud bump and a moan coming from under Sora's bed.
"Damn! A little help here?" came a muffled voice from beneath the bed.
"Sure!" answered Sora as he jumped out of his chair, and lifted up the bed. Out climbed none other than…Cloud Strife!
"Hey, have you guys seen my cloth? You know, the really really long one I wrap around my sword? I can't find it anywhere!" Cloud asked.
"Nope!" Sora chuckled.
"Crap!" yelled Cloud. "That wasn't mine! It was Sephiroths!"
"I thought you hated him," Sora asked suspiciously.
"Well, way back then, while we were still friends, he let me borrow it. Then after he decided to destroy the human race, he forgot about it, and didn't give it back!" Cloud explained.
"Just buy a new one on eBay!" Sora suggested.
"Okay! Just let me grab my laptop." Cloud jumped under the bed.
"Why is Cloud under your bed?" Riku asked, shocked.
"We made a deal!" said Sora.
"What kind of deal? You didn't sell him your soul or anything like that, did you?" asked Riku.
"Sora, you sold your soul to cloud? You're such a dumbass!" screamed Kairi.
"You sold your soul to who?" asked Cloud as he climbed out from under Sora's bed.
"I didn't sell my soul to anyone!" Sora yelled, now really annoyed. "Our deal was that Cloud got to stay in Loch Ness and I got to use his sword!"
"I bet you can't even lift his sword off the ground!" Riku taunted.
Sora just stuck out his toungue.
"And I got to see pictures of Kair- OoOow!" Cloud was cut off because Sora hit him in the head with a…shadow shuriken?
"Hey, that's mine!" Suddenly, a teenage boy wearing a hitai-ate ninja headband, jumped out from under Sora's bed.
"Uchiha Sasuke?" exclaimed Sora. "Where did you come from?"
"From under your bed," he said in an annoyed voice.
"Wrong fanfic, dude," Riku laughed.
"Duh! I know that you bonehead! I want my shuriken back!" he grumbled and grabbed the weapon away from Sora.
"Sasuke-kun!" they heard a female voice call.
"Oh gosh, it's my fan club. Gotta go!" Sasuke said and jumped back under Sora's bed.
"Who was that?" asked Kairi.
"Some guy from a manga-why are you still here!" Sora yelled.
"You really need to clean under your bed," Cloud commented.
"Don't you need to buy that cloth back?" asked Riku.
"I just did! For only $36.47!" Cloud announced proudly.
Sora walked up to cloud and held out his hand. "You owe me thirty-six dollars and forty-seven cents."
"You stole my cloth!" Cloud exclaimed.
"Yeah," Sora said.
"OK. Wanna smoothie?" Cloud asked.
"Yeah," Sora said and they both climbed back under the bed and went…well…I don't know, but I'll tell you in the next chapter.
Sora: My room isn't that messy.
Riku: Uh, yeah it is.
IluvUchihas: It's my fanfic! I can make you do anything I want! You are under my control! Mwah-hahahahahaha…ok, I'm done.
Sora: Having a moment there?
IluvUchihas: Yeah.
Kairi: sniff sniffSora: What's wrong?
Kairi: it's just that…this author is really mean…and obnoxious…AND A SHIST FACE DUMBASS BIZITCH!
Riku: O.o I didn't know kairi had such a colorful vocabulary.
Sora: I did.
Riku&IluvUchihas: (to sora) O.o
Sora:Whaaaaatt!
Soooo…anyhoo, now you all know(or should know) why my name is 'IluvUchihas'. Everybody should read Naruto!(which I also don't own)
It's the best manga in the world! And if u do..well…I don't care, sooo keep reading it. One more thing: I LOVE KINGDOM HEARTS! Im done. R )