Chapter 62: The Show is on! Mane Mane Montage!
Captain Falcon and Mr. 2 stand across each other and stare into each other's face while the wind and tumbleweed blow past them. Parry is perched on a brick, cheering for CF. "Falcon, you can do it!"
CF speaks first, "You know? We are both very alike."
"Like what?" asks Mr. 2.
"You are a man as a woman, and I am a driver as a fighter. We both are one person but with two different traits."
"Yes, we are similar somehow. We also like different kinds of birds. You like falcons and I like swans."
"Now let us begin the battle that is our destiny."
"Yes, let us begin."
They stare at each other for a while again, and then charge at each other. CF begins by throwing a punch at Mr. 2, but the gay ducks down to avoid it and does a leg weep to hit CF, who avoids it by jumping up. While in air, CF brings down his foot to kick Mr. 2, but he steps aside to avoid and throws a punch at CF, who is also able to avoid it. In short, they are having a melee of punches and kicks, but none of them really scored a hit.
The melee ended when they both clash their legs in midair, and then they hop back to their starting positions. They charge at each other again. CF throws a punch into his face and at the same time Mr. 2 also punched into his face. Using his other hand, CF punches him in the cheek, and it is also at the same time Mr. 2 punches him in the cheek using the other hand. They kick into each other's chest at the exact same time and are send flying back to their starting position.
Mr. 2 pulls out his mascaras and throws it at CF. "I'm not going to fall for that again!" says CF. He steps aside to avoid it, and then dodges again as the mascaras are returning.
Mr. 2 catches the returning mascaras and put it back onto his eyes. "It seems that the same trick won't work on you twice. Therefore, I should use some moves you have never witnessed." He begins spinning very fast towards CF. "Memory of the Summer Past!"
CF's hand glows in an orange aura and he dashes at Mr. 2. "Raptor Boost!"
The two collide with each other and are send flying in opposite directions, back to their starting position, again! They both land on their heads, but CF is fine because he has his helmet on.
Mr. 2 sits back up and says, "You are one tough opponent. But now I am going to use one technique that even the strongest man cannot stand a chance against!"
"Go on! Make my day!" says CF.
Mr. 2 stands up. "I will now use Mane Mane Montage, in which I use my perfect memory to create the funniest face in the world! It will be so funny that you will burst your stomach laughing, and I will proceed to beat you up!" He covers his face with both his hands. "First, I will use the funniest eye in the world! Second, the funniest nose in the world! And finally, the funniest mouth in the world!" He takes his hand off his face. "Hahahaha! Very funny, right?"
It's still the exact same face, except for the nose, which is Dr. Mario's. A fat, round nose is rather funny, isn't it?
CF looks at him strangely, and says, "It's still your own face, except for the nose. What's so funny about that?"
Mr. 2 drops onto the ground and cries, "Boohoo… How come I always fail to entertain someone…? Or is it you have no sense of humor at all…?"
"Even if I have one, it wouldn't be appropriate to have one at this time. This is a fight, and it's no time for happiness."
"Let me ask you, would you hit me with this face?" Mr. 2 transforms into Peach, and even mimics her voice perfectly. "This is your friend's face, right? Would you…"
CF punches him straight in the face before he can finish speaking.
"Hey! How can you do that!" Mr. 2 yells at him. "This is the face of your friend! Is that how you treat your friend?"
"I will not fall for your tricks, you gay," replies CF, pointing at him. "Furthermore, appearance does not make a person. It is the heart that makes a person!"
"Well said!" says Parry.
Mr. 2 is struck deeply in the heart upon hearing this. "It is the heart that makes a person! He's right! No matter who I transform into, I am still myself and will never change! How come I have never thought of this? I have learned an important moral!"
CF begins walking towards the switch. "Now let me get to the switch while you think over this."
"Oh no you don't!" Mr. 2 jumps up and kicks CF in the back, making him fly face first into a brick wall.
BANG!
"Ouch! Looks like I have to defeat you first!" says CF.
"You are one tough opponent, so I must enter my Prima Dona mode in order to defeat you!" Mr. 2 takes out two swan heads and attaches them to the tip of his shoes. "I am now a Prima Dona!"
"What's the difference?" asks Parry.
"This gives me more advantages in fighting! And if you want to know, the swan on the right is male and the left one is female."
"I don't care!" says CF, frustrated. "I'll just beat you up!"
"But it won't be easy this time!" Mr. 2 jumps forward with his leg stretched straight ahead. CF quickly runs aside before the swan head hits him. It stabs right through the brick wall and makes a perfectly round and clean hole with no cracks on the side at all!
"Whoa! How sharp is that beak!" gasps CF.
"The neck of the swan is soft and flexible," explains Mr. 2. "And the tip of the beak is sharp like steel! It can bend in any direction and stab through anything perfectly! It also gives me more reach because it is longer!"
"Makes no difference to me!" CF jumps at Mr. 2 to kick him, and the gay also does the same. Because of the swan head, Mr. 2 has more reach and the beak of the head stabs into CF's chest. "ACK!" He drops to the ground and cries in pain.
"Hahaha! What did I tell you? I have advantage over you this time! Time for the final blow!" Mr. 2 jumps towards CF while flailing his legs around. "Memory of the Winter Past!"
CF quickly hops into the air and lands his feet down on Mr. 2's face, sending him backwards onto the ground. "OW!"
"You're getting on my nerves!" says CF angrily.
"The same is to you!" says Mr. 2.
They charge at each other and begin throwing punches and kicks.
"Mach Punch!"
BANG!
"Okama Punch!"
POW!
"Fire Knuckle!"
BANG!
"Okama Chop!"
SLAP!
"Iron Knee Kick!"
CLANG!
"En Deux!"
POW!
After much beating around, they hop back to their starting position and stare at each other again, and then they jump into the air and clash through each other. They both land onto the ground from the jump and stand there silently. Only the sound of wind and tumbleweeds rolling can be heard.
Suddenly, CF coughs out blood and drops onto his knees. Mr. 2 coughs out blood and screams, "NOOOOOOOOOOO! I LOSE!" He runs around madly and crashes into the brick wall, and falls onto this back.
Parry flies in circles above CF while happily exclaiming, "Falcon won!"
CF wipes the blood off his mouth and walks to Mr. 2. "Fine, you win!" says Mr. 2. "Go ahead and give me the final blow! My body is useless already."
Instead of killing him, CF stretches out his hand and says, "That was a great battle. I have never fought so hard for a long time. You are a worthy opponent indeed."
"You're… helping me…?"
"Of course. Want to get up?"
Mr. 2 begins to weep tears of happiness. "No one has ever been so kind to me before… We fought each other and, yet, you are willing to help me… So this is true friendship!" He gladly accepts CF's hand and sits up. "You are a very good friend."
CF raises his hand and karate chops in on the head.
BANG!
Mr. 2 falls onto his back again. "He gave me the final blow anyway…" he mutters quietly to himself.
"You're strange, Falcon," says Parry.
"Who cares? Let's go for the switch," says CF, and the two head for the wind-up switch and winds it.
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Back at the large door, the second lock is unlocked.
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"It's done," says CF. "Let's return to the main door."
"Yes, let us!" agrees Parry. So they return to the large door.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Just so you know, you have not seen the last of Mr.2 yet.