Hey every body! It's time for chapter three! If you don't like my random stories, with no point at all, then you'll like this chapter cause my random streak is about to end and a story will develop! And more anime characters will pop up by request. So feel free 2 give me ideas! enjoy!
Chapter 3: When black holes attack!
"Snort gargle-gargle!" Sora snored.
"Tee-hee!"
"Shut up."
"Okay."
Sora woke up to find Riku and three other people sitting at his computer.
"AaAaAahhh!" Sora yelled and jumped out of bed. "Whaaat are you doing, Riku?"
"Showing these guys how to use eBay," Riku replied sounding kind of distracted.
"Who's 'these guys'?" Sora quizzed.
"Leon, Aries, and Yuffie."
"I lost my headband," Yuffie said.
"Oooh, lost it, right," Sora, said evilly to himself as he pulled her headband out of his pocket.
"Cloud! Can I borrow your laptop for a second?" Sora yelled with his head stuck under his bed.
"Sure, hold on a sec!"
Cloud lifted up the bed and stepped into Sora's room carrying two colorful drinks.
"Here's your smoothie, Sora!" he said and handed it to the boy. "And here's my strawberry daiquiri!"
"Hey, can I get a Corona with lime?" Leon asked.
"And I want a Pepsi!" Yuffie said.
"I'll have a diet cherry-vanilla caffeine-free Dr.Pepper. Thanks!" Aries said.
"Hey, hey! I'm not a walking bar!" Cloud complained. "Go get your own drinks!"
"Here!" Sora said as he climbed out from under the bed with an armful of drinks.
He handed a beer to Squall…
Leon: aHem?
I mean to Leon, a Pepsi to Yuffie, and a very complicated Dr. Pepper to Aries (with an orange bendy straw).
"Hey!" Riku exclaimed. "What about me? Can I have a Sprite?"
"Oops! No more!" Sora replied as he crunched his own Sprite can on his forehead. "OoOow! That was the last one."
"What, am I just supposed to sniff sniff die of thirst?" Riku said faking a tear.
"Wait, I do have one more thing…" Sora turned around and searched under his bed.
Then he said in a high-pitched, sickeningly sweet voice, "A Juicy Juicefoew you!"
Riku mumbled something indecipherable, and grabbed the apple juice away from Sora.
"Flu-sssssshhhh BOOM CRASH MoOoOoO! KA-BOOM!"
"AaAaAahhh!" everybody jumped at least 3 feet in the air.
"What the in the seven hells was that!" Sora yelled.
Riku was so scared his juice shot out of his nose. "Apple juice smells different when it's actually in your nose than when you just sniff it."
"Huh?" Kairi asked, still on the phone tapping her foot impatiently. "Because you made me press 3, I have to call the store back. Again!"
"mood swings," Riku whispered to Sora.
"So?"
"You know..." Riku said making motions with his hands. "The monthly female thing…"
"OOOhh. I don't get it."
"You mean you're telling me you actually skipped health class?" Riku asked Sora.
"I really have no idea what you're talking about," Sora said innocently.
Riku put his arm around his shoulder and pushed Sora toward Kairi. "I think it's time you two had a little talk."
Kairi rested the phone on her shoulder. "Oh. You mean he doesn't know?"
"I'm not following, you guys. What are you talking about?" Sora whined.
Riku nodded his head.
Kairi led Sora into the other room and handed Riku the phone. A few minutes later he came back out, and his face was as pale as a ghost. The only thing he could say was, "Oh."
Suddenly, a loud, rumbling noise started coming from under the bed.
"I think a certain sea monster is hungry," Sora said and stuck his head under his bed. "Aaargh!" A strong force was pulling him in "HELP! THE BLACK HOLE IS SUCKING ME IN!"
"Aaaaaah! The darkness is back!" Riku screamed a high-pitched girly scream, turned around, and ran into a wall.
"Stop screaming Riku! Help me pull Sora out!" Kairi commanded as she struggled to pull out the struggling boy. Riku quickly recovered and ran over to help, but the black hole started to pull them in too!
"This sure brings back memories..." Sora's muffled voice came from beneath the bed.
"Sor! This is no time for flashbacks!" Kairi yelled but was cut off as she and Riku too became enveloped in darkness.
And so their adventure began…